Chapter 627

"Talk about it. How can you play like this with a huge advantage?"

Su Ming pushes away the living rotten meat and puts a cigarette into his mouth. He asks helplessly that his little cousin will have problems at any time. This is what he has been prepared for.

The death knell mission completion rate is 100%, while the death attendant's task completion rate is only 67%.

Wade is a very casual person. Sometimes in the middle of a task, if he thinks that he has done something wrong, he may even go back to kill his employer and steal the money.

As for the standard of right and wrong, of course, it is based on his personal preference. If the target to be killed is particularly compatible with him, he will give up the task at any time.

This is why his ability is very strong, but his business is not so good. Who can really choose a mercenary who will turn against him at any time?

The competition between mercenaries and killers is also fierce. Especially in the information age, the success rate of tasks is on the international mercenary website. All the customer messages below are negative comments, which greatly affects his business.

However, Wade often does promotional activities, such as 50% off Commission, killing the whole family, taking art photos of corpses and so on.

He also issued discount coupons in newspapers and magazines, so that housewives who like to collect discount coupons can enjoy the top-level mercenary service for free if they collect 10 coupons...

unfortunately, most of the people these housewives want to kill are their husbands. The value-added services such as "killing people and setting fire" and "destroying the door" that can make money are not useful 。

The coupons made the death attendant lose a lot. When it was difficult, in order to make a living, he had to find a cat and a dog, help the courtyard weed and other tasks...

at this time, the Chamberlain was moving his facial features with the power of gems, which looked like dragging different icons on the computer desktop.

He held down his mouth and pulled it from his forehead back to his chin, but it seemed that the mouth had its own life and was still struggling with him. It wanted to sing.

As soon as the Chamberlain was cruel, he pulled his mouth off his face and threw it on the ground to trample on his feet.

There is no mouth on his face, just like a cartoon. If you remove the lips, you will have no mouth. It's not like a hole in common sense.

He held out a finger, looked solemnly at his mouth on the ground with his chin eyes, pointed to it and performed a pantomime, probably to remind it to know who was the boss.

Then he picked up his mouth, patted the dust on it and pressed it back into his face.

With the mouth to make an example, the other facial features were very obedient, and he smoothly put them back in place.

"Slade, can you help me see if my eye spacing is right? Am I still the beautiful man I used to be? And is my nose crooked? "

Su Ming looks at Wade's lips, which are red and swollen like sausages. Rotten avocado and flaming red lips are really poisonous.

He turned his head, looked at the world tree and took a deep breath: "it's good. There's nothing wrong with it. Put on your mask and tell us why things have come to this point and where has rocky gone?"

At the mention of this, Wade showed a sad expression. He walked slowly to the piano and stroked each key.

"That's a long story. It's about a million years ago when Loki and I transformed the battlefield into a timeline. It was about a million years ago..."

"then you can make a long story short..."

Su Ming interrupts him angrily. Now we need to find out where rocky went and how he restrained the plot gem, instead of listening to wade talking about human origin.

Wade's prepared speech was choked back. He opened his mouth, and the red sausage squirmed for a while, shiny.

He sighed, what a thrilling and touching experience my cousin didn't want to hear? Disappointed, he pulled down his mask and covered his face:

"well, you will lose your popularity. Maybe audience friends want to know? Rocky and I worked together on a planet tens of thousands of years ago, digging a hole in the ground...

"no, they don't want to know, it's a story that doesn't exist, it's made up by you or him." Su Ming refused.

Wade felt his chin and thought, "so I'm in a temporary script, too deep? However, I always think that entering the drama is the basic cultivation of an actor. Although my handsome face can fully meet the standards of youth idol, I have always paid great attention to cultivating my acting skills. I have to study the script for 27 hours every day, and I still practice dancing when I have a fever of 50 degrees...

"Hoo..."

"why does your symbiosis also slip

"Isn't symbiosis slippery?"

"That makes sense... I also want symbionts."

"In the future, you will have a bunch of different symbionts of five colors, which will turn you into the same thing as the five color team combined robot. Now answer my question."A sharp black thorn was slowly drawing out of Wade's chest and flowing back to Su Ming's.

Strangulation just ate some Hella's black spiral spines. It can't imitate this energy creation, but it's fun to imitate the shape.

Wade touched his chest. There was a big hole in his uniform. He regretted that he could even communicate with cockroaches or bedbugs, or even the garbage can. Of course, it is not clear whether that is a special ability or a manifestation of his illness.

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