Although there were only two people in the family, may made a large table of dishes. More than that, she opened a bottle of red wine to drink for herself and a bottle of punch for Peter.
Usually she does not allow Peter to drink too much carbonated drinks, because she heard that drinks affect development. Peter is still a child and is growing up.
They didn't know what they were talking about. Anyway, Su Ming only saw Mei smile and cry, as if her mood was unstable.
The speed of self-healing of the Chamberlain has always been a mystery, sometimes very fast and sometimes very slow, as if he could decide by himself. Now that he has finished his self-healing, he has also changed into a new uniform and crept up to Su Ming, also peeping out his head on the windowsill.
"Peter is lucky to have such a beautiful aunt." "I've been in the orphanage since I remember. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen is grandma Ashley, who cleans the house. She was less than 80 years old at that time."
"Haven't you met your parents?" Su Ming also asked in a low voice, because the relationship between Wade and himself seems to be the world's default brother, but what is the blood relationship?
"Let's go back and have a look at my origin story. Superheroes like me all have origin stories. You have time gems, and I have transmission belts. As long as you can't see it yourself, it's OK." Wade heard his cousin's inquiry, and he had another idea.
He concluded that he had a story of origin. As long as he read it, he would know who his parents were?
"That sounds good. When we're done with Santa, I'll go with you." Su Ming nods and looks back at the restaurant.
Monitoring with Wade's chatter has both advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage is that he talks a lot of nonsense, and he will not be bored. The disadvantage is that he is too easy to expose. Peter's spider sense almost sensed the existence of the two people several times. They can only shrink their heads back and forth on the windowsill like hamsters.
Can't let may see both of them. She even hates iron man, not to mention the death attendant and the death knell. She certainly doesn't want Peter to play with them.
The meal lasted about half an hour. Then may went to wash the dishes. Peter went upstairs to play computer in his own room.
"Come on, let's go up."
Su Ming holds Wade's neck. They drift slowly to the second floor and get in through the open window.
Peter's gene mutation is not afraid of cold. To be honest, his room should be ventilated.
It's a mess in the room. It's almost the same for 16-7-year-old boys. The smell of sweat, foot odor, hormone smell, even the cold wind can't completely dispel the smell.
Wade stepped on a skateboard when he flipped in through the window. Thanks to a stinky sock that caught the wheel, he would have fallen.
Some posters were pasted on the walls of the room, either movie posters or superheroes. Su Ming also saw Steve's new hamburger advertisement. The black and yellow w letters occupied a large area.
At this time, Peter didn't notice the two people coming in from the window. He was typing wholeheartedly on his desk computer. Su Ming and wade walked quietly behind him to peek at them. He asked questions on a message board on the Internet.
"What should I do if the lecherous is on my aunt? Wait online. It's very urgent. "
There was an immediate response: "911."
Peter shook his head and clattered his typing: "no, the police can't control it. He is still in the stage of harassment and has no evidence. By the way, the sex wolf is super rich."
Before the people do not speak, the other side is too rich, that is difficult to do.
But then another suggested, "do you love your aunt?"
"Of course, she is the most important person to me." Peter typed without thinking.
"Then you can ask if that lecher is interested in you. You can sacrifice yourself and save your aunt." The other side also responded quickly.
Peter's expression became very strange, some helpless, and some can not laugh and cry: "I am a man."
The other party's message immediately popped out: "can't men?"
"Hiss..." Peter took a breath. Although he knew that everyone on the Internet had it, did he meet the abnormal person so soon?
He hesitated for a long time, chose the wording and slowly typed a line: "thank you for your advice, but I still can't accept it. Is there any other way?"
A moment later, another person's answer appeared on the screen: "you don't even want to eat the skin of her feet, and say you love her? You... I'm sorry, I sent the wrong channel
Peter rolled his eyes. Who are these people?
...
many of the following replies were completely distorted. Some people were concerned about Peter's sexual orientation, others said that there was no picture and no truth, and they wanted to see the photos of his aunt, and some of them were just bluffing.
Many suggestions have been put forward, but they are basically groundless.
I don't know why these people are so idle on Christmas Eve. Maybe there is no life like this?Peter communicated with others for a long time in front of the computer, but he didn't have any useful ideas. He turned off the computer directly and his head tilted to the back of the chair...
"ah
Then he saw the valet. The death knell was standing behind him, and both of them were fully armed. Peter lost his center of gravity and fell backward. His chair fell down. He jumped up flexible enough, but he screamed out of fear.
"Deng Deng... Deng Deng..." outside the door came the sound of stairs. Mei heard the movement upstairs and came: "Peter, what are you doing?"
"No... nothing! Auntie, the chair just fell down. I'm fine. " Peter looked at the valet angrily, and suddenly appeared in other people's home, behind others, do not know that people are frightening, frightening people to death?
Did the valet take a bath today? There's no smell? I didn't realize it.
Smart may didn't give up. She twisted the door knob, but Peter consulted his aunt about being harassed on the Internet. Naturally, she locked the door. How embarrassed would she be?
At this time, however, the anti lock door made Aunt May suspicious for a moment: "open the door, Peter."
Peter knew that the two men must have come through the window, so he immediately went to help the window and let them go out. However, as soon as he was nervous, his hand slipped, and the window fell down and closed. He could not open it.
Seeing that the road was blocked, Peter pushed the valet and the death knell and pointed under the bed. What Aunt Mei hated most was not the iron man, but the valet.
The valet opened the sheets, but there was a mess under the bed, and there were all kinds of electronic parts in the box. There was no room for two people at all.
Peter puffed his teeth and pushed them to the closet, but it was also full of garbage when he opened it.
"Peter? Have you done something bad? Open the door May stuck to the door and listened to the inside.
"Here it is." Peter pushed them into the bathroom again. Unfortunately, the bathtub in the bathroom did not know why there was a bicycle, or could not hide people.
By this time, however, may had already opened the door with the key and came in. Peter quickly flashed out of his body and put his hand on the toilet door frame in a posture that he thought was very natural.
"Auntie, I said I was OK."
While smiling at his aunt, Peter pushed the valet to hide inside.
Because the new meat was very sensitive after self-healing, he was tickled and twisted all the time, which made Peter worry that the valet would jump out to say hello to may, so the frequency of pushing and shoving was faster.
Aunt Mei narrowed her eyes, looked at the black computer screen, reached for the monitor, slightly hot.
Look at Peter standing at the door of the bathroom, his expression is so unnatural, and he covers his lower body with the doorframe. His shoulders are constantly moving, as if he is shaking something in the toilet.
She got it.
She blushed, then shook her head, and sighed helplessly, "you're growing up, Peter, but be restrained, you know? I'm gone. You clean up yourself. "
Peter:
"It's all the hormones of adolescence. I didn't fail in my children's education. It's all the hormone's fault..." before Peter could say anything, Aunt May was already muttering to herself and turned downstairs.
Of course, careful, she did not forget to bring the door.
Peter came out of the bathroom like a ball of gas, collapsed on his own bed, his face was loveless. After a while, he jumped up with a carp and pointed to the valet and began to gush in a low voice.
"I blame you! Why are you such a nasty guy suddenly appearing in my house? It's Christmas Eve. Can't you let me go? I was misunderstood by my aunt. She must think I was... In...
in the middle of it, little Peter turned red. He couldn't say the word, but his eyes were wide, just like he was trying to swallow a dead servant alive.
The Chamberlain walked out of the bathroom with his hands in his hands and a warm Samba dance, and went to Peter's bed. Neither of them disliked the other.
The valet lay with his legs up and his hands under his head: "don't you think you're playing with the magic wand? What's the big deal? I know you're 17 years old or a virgin, but your girlfriend Michelle Jones shouldn't have existed. She was given extra by the editor and copied from MCU. Do you understand what I'm talking about? Yes, you are destined to be a virgin for a few years
"What are you talking about? Look, I don't tear your mouth apart. MJ is a good girl. I didn't want to do that with her. You're not allowed to say that about her. " Peter, red faced, jumped on the valet and began to fight with him.
In fact, Peter has a good sense of propriety. When spiderman is calm, his arms strength is about 20 tons. When his mood breaks out, he will double. He can do things like stopping trains and raising airplanes, which is much more powerful than a valet.
But now they're in a ball, rolling around in bed, and neither of them is hurt.The valet punched Peter's little fist with his little fist, but he didn't stop: "MJ is right, but it shouldn't be Michelle Jones or Michael Jackson. It should be Mary Jane. Do you know I heard your girlfriend threw up when she was called Michelle? I thought you were dealing with the lady of the former Secretary of state. "
"You said? Eat me, monkey steal peach! I don't know Mary Jane. It must be your name. I'll laugh at me. I'll see the crow flying! Spider yo yo! **The whole family can
The little spider's mouth is not lost to the death attendant, and because the strength is in the ascendant, immediately both hands keep giving the bodyguard a series of moves.
"Ah
The Chamberlain screamed, but he would not admit defeat. If he lost to such a child, how could he raise his head in front of his cousin?
"That's great, but I'm going to fight back. You've never heard of my moves!" The valet abruptly broke his wrist and broke away from the grip of spider man: "Muye secret legend of Ninja has been killed for thousands of years! Beidou is fresh! 100000 volts
"Ah Spiderman screamed, too. He shivered and said, "you're putting snowballs in my clothes with a Taser? You cheat
With that, Peter knocked the Taser out of the bodyguard's hand, turned him over and slapped him on the PP like a drum.
Creak...
but just then, Peter's room door slowly opened. Outside was Aunt May, who was blind and numb. She was still holding half a bottle of drink that Peter had not finished drinking at dinner.
She came to deliver drinks to Peter, thinking that maybe Peter would like to talk about the previous things after finishing his work. Unexpectedly, she saw such a crazy scene after opening the door that she had some brain short circuited.
Still playing on the bed, two people suddenly froze, head like a rusty screw, bit by bit to turn to the door.
"Auntie, it's not what you think, I can explain..." Peter jumped up and pulled up his trousers that had been pulled loose by the valet.
May took a deep breath, and a blackened smile appeared on her face. "Peter, and Mr. bodyguard, would you please come down to the living room and talk to me?"
The valet stood up and tightened his belt as well: "that lady Parker, I wonder if there is any misunderstanding?"
"Now!" May dropped a word and stared at him.
"Cousin
The death attendant's heart issued a silent cry, he wanted to seek Su Ming's help, at least not to let himself be mistaken for fag, because Peter is too friendly, often spider man is the most basic one.
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