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In the early morning birdsong, hankpim slowly wakes up with his head in his hand, his eyes fixed on the ceiling like a dead fish.
The phantom of the dead fiancee never appeared again. It seems that she also approved of Janet, or that she guided herself to meet Janet.
Now there was a woman pressing his other arm, and he turned to look, and Janet's snow-white back showed the blanket.
She still sleeps heavily. Last night, after her revenge, PIM took her to buy ice cream, and they went back to their home together.
At first, they really reduced themselves to the size of ants and wasps, licking ice cream together. Sugar might really heal her wounds, and she soon stopped crying.
However, when they were full, there were still many sundaes left. They did not know who started the battle first, so they fought a snowball battle.
It's like ordinary ice cream. After all, it's time for two people to play with ice cream. After all, it's time for them to play with ice cream.
They kiss while they go to the bath, and then roll the sheets. Janet seems to vent her fear or anger, so wild that PIM is afraid. At last, both of them seem to faint, which is probably called "hi to pieces".
But PIM woke up on time today, because every morning he had to observe and record the ecology of ants. He thought of yesterday's journey in the universe, the mysterious death knell and the magician. Now in the state of sage, PIM quietly pondered how far he was from the first line of super Britain.
However, it was doomed to be futile. He could not even find anyone who could compare with the death knell. He did not know who on earth could easily take them to a planet hundreds of thousands of light-years away, destroy an alien enemy on a monster filled planet and return unscathed.
So the more he thought about it, the more headache he felt. He took his hand carefully out of Janet's neck, sat up, rubbed his empty stomach, and stopped thinking about those things.
In the future, he also has a partner, or his lover. Instead of thinking about irrelevant things, he should think about how to ensure her safety.
The arm that took away let the dream of Janet also frown, turn over, small hand still fumble on the mattress a few times, did not catch anything to calculate to give up.
The floor was strewn with uniforms and ice cream melting marks, so it must have been a problem to clean them. PIM crept to the closet to take out his pajamas. After putting them on, he opened the bedroom window a little for air.
First, he went to the garden to see the ants and record the population. Then he observed the weather to see if it would change today. Then he came to the bathroom to hiss and wash.
Gululu...
just as he was shivering with his eyes closed, he suddenly heard a sound similar to the sound of abdominal sound. No matter what is hungry, it must be a big guy.
He opened his eyes and lifted his pants. Then he bent down to prepare to press the button to flush. Then he saw what was making that strange noise. The yellow water in the toilet was boiling, and a large number of bubbles and unknown dirt were turning up in reverse direction.
"Woz oofa..."
boom!!!
PIM didn't even have time to finish swearing. The explosion happened. A jet of dark brown water suddenly shot out of the toilet. In a flash, PIM became a "yellow man.".
Because of his subconscious swearing, he accidentally got a lot of dirt in his mouth, and his smart brain immediately realized what he had eaten, which made PIM vomit bile.
At this moment, in his home, whether it's the toilet, the sink, the kitchen sink, the toilet floor drain and the bathtub, now everything is like a fountain constantly spouting the same thing. The water pressure is so high that the water column splashes on the ceiling like a lady in heaven.
The impact of the stench and filth almost made PIM fall to the ground. He had to hold the wall and vomit. His other hand kept scraping things off his face. It was like playing pottery. He had to clear his eyes and see the way to escape from this hell.
All kinds of dirt is still gushing out, if you don't leave the bathroom soon, I'm afraid I will be drowned!
"Come on, Henry, you can! Move! Don't vomit, restrain your body instinct and move
He had never thought that human beings would be in danger in their own bathroom, or the most disgusting way to die, drowning in excrement and domestic waste water.
But he's a superhero after all, and he's a hero even without an ant man uniform.
His mind is tough enough to be tortured by phantoms. In those long years of being tortured by phantoms, he has learned to hypnotize himself and make himself as blind to his surroundings as possible, so he does now.
PIM hinted to himself that the liquid coming out of the toilet was chocolate mayonnaise, not at home, but at Charlie's chocolate factory.Self hypnosis worked. He soon stopped retching, but his body was shaking.
"Good, now we have to find a way to get out of here... The ground is full of chocolate sauce, very wet, once you fall, your head may hit the wall or hard objects, that's the death, for the sake of safety... By the way, crawl forward!"
Do what you want. PIM is fighting against time.
He had a little money, and Howard worked with him on several projects and made a lot of money. So his house, bathroom and bathroom were big, and he had to rush to the door before mayonnaise filled the bathroom, open the door and escape.
He sprawled in the mayonnaise immediately. The preliminary training of aegis was not in vain. He started to move forward rapidly with standard military movements. Layers of chocolate sauce were lined up by him, and the floating solid constantly hit his cheek. He still ignored it.
"It's nuts... There's big nuts in the chocolate sauce, and the smell... It's fruity, right!" He hypnotized himself again, took a deep breath, but did not know why the tears came out.
How can the chief scientist of aegis die here! In his heart a cruel, the action of the paddle is more accelerated, like catfish in the mud, he swipes a few times to arrive at the bathroom door.
He sat down on his knees, the mayonnaise had spread to his waist, and he reached out to grab the doorknob with his shaking hand.
Just then, however, the door opened.
Janet, dressed in a wasp uniform, shrunk herself down to the size of a fairy, fluttered around the door, looking at him with disgusted eyes, covering her nose with her hands, and said in a voice.
"Hank PIM! You are so boring
“???”
PIM, who had just escaped from life, didn't understand what Janet was talking about. The sticky things on his face kept flowing, and the strange smell made him just want to run for his life.
Janet flew away and looked at the constant gushing sewage from the toilet. Her face was very ugly: "you want me to understand the risk of being a superhero and remind me that danger can happen anytime and anywhere. I understand that, but I don't need such disgusting means!"
PIM escaped from the bathroom, trying to catch up with Janet, but she was more flexible and kept the yellow man away.
After several fruitless attempts, PIM stood in the curry soup and exclaimed, "I don't have one. This is not an educational activity."
Janet still covers her nose. The whole house stinks. She's so dizzy that she's about to crash. How can she be in the mood to talk nonsense to PIM?
"Is it because we went to bed last night and you were so happy that you got up in the morning and secretly set off fireworks in the toilet? Hum! I'm not happy now! I can't wash my face, brush my teeth and make up. I'm still wearing yesterday's dirty clothes! Do you know what this means to women? "
"No, I didn't do it. The sewer exploded! Believe me PIM uttered the sad cry of a cuckoo.
Janet's little face showed a look of disdain. Her eyes pierced PIM's heart like a sword: "you still don't understand. It doesn't matter how things happen. Now you should solve this matter quickly, so that your woman can enjoy a peaceful life, wash her white comfortably and dress up beautifully. That's what a boyfriend should do!"
PIM got it. Yes, a woman's life with a man is to look for support. In many areas, the older generation of men have to cut down trees and build houses after marriage, not to mention all over the United States. It is men's responsibility to build dog houses and repair sewers.
His fault is that he shouldn't distinguish. He should tell Janet to fix it right away.
By the time he understood the spirit of the meeting and was going to make a commitment, Janet had already flown out of the window, waving her little hand and saying, "it's too smelly in the room. I'm going out for a drive. You're going to work."
And then she disappeared, with only the buzzing wings in the air, the fluttering sound getting farther and farther, and the sound of the viscous tide moving closer and closer, PIM stood still on the spot...
......
Janet flapped her wings, flew across the courtyard, and over the community.
She found that PIM had not deceived her, for the street was worse than at home, and the brown torrent rolled and roared on the road.
What happened at home is just a microcosm of what happened to thousands of families in New York today. Perhaps no one in the city is immune.
The manhole covers were all flying in the air. The dark brown water column swayed against them, and all kinds of dirt splashed everywhere. Few pedestrians ran away with their heads on the higher sidewalks, and their bodies were just like spotted dogs.
Some people go out to walk their dogs in the morning, but now they are holding their dogs and struggling to keep their pets from getting rid of the food on the ground. Someone climbed up a tree and called for help in the hope that someone would help him down. There are also vehicles hit the lamppost, the driver escaped from the cab, but kneel on the ground and spit.
"Help! I'm going to drown in shit A man shouts as he runs, but the dirt on the sidewalk is just over his ankles."Ha ha! The end of the world has come at last! You mortals see that? " A homeless man holding a large paper sign of "the end of the world is coming" and madly danced the classic dance of "song in the excrement" on the edge of the road.
"Yes! We've been attacked by chemical and biological weapons! The scene is out of control! It's not April Fool's day, Fark! Are you stupid pigs raised by the government just asking questions? Falk The irascible elder brother was beside the police telephone on the roadside, and he warmly saluted all the relatives from the federal president to the police operator.
Janet shivered at the chaotic scene, prayed for the tramps who lived in the sewers all the year round, drew a cross on her chest and wished them rest in peace.
then she quickly lifted up some height, and she didn't want to touch these things.
If it's other superheroes, they may go down to save people or something, but Janet won't. She loves clean and beautiful, and has been living a life like a big lady.
Dr. Dean never needs her to work, so she can't even cook and wash dishes. She's completely free from the sun. Now let her deal with the whole city's fecal outbreaks? It's better to kill her.
So she just hovered in the air to observe for a while, and finally her eyes lit up and flew in the direction of the sea.
If the whole city is engulfed by excrement and sewage, the sea should be fine. Blowing the sea breeze in the morning may improve your mood. Maybe you can swim to wash your uniform. It must be wonderful.
So the little bee buzzing away, walking very fast, even did not have time to say goodbye.
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