Harry didn't know how to explain to Ron that Muggle funerals were not like this most of the time.
Because after regulles was buried, Ron was obviously still in the middle of another dance funeral.
Ginny went to chat with her schoolsister. I wonder if she asked Miss Granger the same question. Harry could see that Hermione was forced to smile.
At this moment, Harry felt that he and genius had something in common, that is, they would have difficulty in arguing.
The professor and the strange witches were obviously misled by Professor Wilson. They thought that Muggle's funeral was like this, and they believed it, and planned to arrange it after their death.
Once people have formed a fixed cognition, it is difficult to change. Dumbledore's expression shows that the headmaster is totally addicted to the coffin dance!
Although Harry realized that Professor Wilson was an absolute monster in physical education class, he didn't expect that he would not miss other people's funerals...
but why did he feel happy?
Even if you go back to the gun shop, your feet are still shaking?
Harry quickly shook his head and shook his inexplicable thoughts out of his head. He didn't want to admit that he wanted to be sent away with such pleasure.
But if they die, good brothers and Godfather should still cry?
He thought about it and asked, "Ron, would you be sad if I died?"
"Of course, man." Ron was wrestling with a piece of Zizi honey candy with his teeth, and he said vaguely, "didn't you notice that our family has exactly seven children? Let Ginny lead the dance in front and our six brothers will carry the coffin for you. Don't worry, I promise we will all smile, sing and dance, and let no one see my sadness and unwillingness. "
"Thank you."
Harry covered his forehead and squeezed a word out of his teeth.
The freckled boy didn't notice. He was still on his strength. The music was still playing back in his mind. He shook his shoulder and said:
"do you think you can play more tricks with the coffin if you use magic? For example, it's good to use metamorphosis to make the coffin grow hands and feet, and carry you to a warm Samba dance at the same time, isn't it very good? I have decided to set up a coffin carrying team after graduation, and strive for the progress of funeral career in the magic world for life
Harry, who was almost speechless, took a deep breath: "you're happy, but I think I'd better cremate myself. I don't believe in religion, and I don't need to be buried..."
red haired Ron was stunned and suddenly hit his hand with his fist:
"wonderful! You're a genius, so I don't have to worry about the manpower problem! "
In the following days, Mr. porter had a much easier time. After leaving the Dursleys, he didn't want to go back for a short time.
This time, Dumbledore also became the default attitude. He seemed to have not seen it. Sirius opened a single room for Harry in the broken cauldron bar and stayed down.
Harry was so happy that he could get up and spend money to eat every day. Then he went to Diagon Alley to have a good time. Even if he went to the animal store to see the magical animals, it was better than watching his cousin's face at home.
What's more, Sirius has already bought tickets for the Quidditch World Cup finals. The Black family has a lot of savings, and his godfather is also a big spender. He is said to have bought a good position.
Harry and the Ron family have made an appointment to go to the game together.
The adults were busy, and their parents gave Harry a lot of legacy. So in the summer vacation of the third grade, the boy who survived the disaster had a real holiday in Diagon Alley alone.
He even became slower than before, spending a lot of time in the ice cream shop every day.
In fact, he is also thinking that Ron has the direction after graduation. After all, he is in the fourth grade at the beginning of school, and he will graduate in three years, which is very fast.
But what should I do after graduation?
His understanding of job hunting is limited to Muggle society, and he has no idea how Hogwarts graduates should find jobs and submit their resumes to the Ministry of magic or shops?
The most important problem is that Harry can't find his own merits. Except Quidditch is good, he can't do anything else.
Good at a few courses can get a good, not good at the course that will pass, how to look at mediocre.
Why don't you partner with Ron to carry the coffin? I have some money that can be used as a shareholder. When Ron dances, will he play music next to him?
The corner of Harry's mouth twitched again, and he decided to do it again unless he was desperate to starve. He still couldn't accept the job of dancing with someone else's coffin.
Just then, he noticed an old man standing at the door of Wilson's automatic wand shop, smiling and waving at him, across the lane, with a few shops between them.Harry remembered him. This old man was the one he had seen in the underground shooting range. Maybe he was a fireman or something?
In a word, Mr. Porter is very polite. He was ready to leave after the ice cream was finished. Now the old man greets himself. Of course, he has to go to say hello.
"Come on, come in and play."
The old man didn't know why. Harry always thought he was enchanting. But when he looked at it carefully, the feeling disappeared. It was just enthusiasm.
"Hello, sir. I won't go in and play. You still have to do business."
Harry politely refused. He was afraid of the PE teacher.
The old man put his arm around Harry's shoulder and took him to the shop: "what business is there in this poor place? Don't worry. Your professor is not here today. Just me and some shop assistants are looking at the shop. Do you still want to play with guns? I has the final say when the boss is away, the main thing in summer vacation is to be happy.
Speaking, he also made a three-stage laugh, he was really very happy.
The boy who survived the disaster was moved. Since the last time he came into contact with guns, he really fell in love with the sport.
Yes, he fully agrees that gun shooting is also a sport. After all, he knows that it is still an Olympic event, which is a little different from the magic world.
But the old man is right, summer vacation, the most important thing is to be happy, what to play is not to play?
The old man did what he said. He took him to the underground shooting range and took out all kinds of heat weapons to play with Harry after he had made protective measures for him.
The old man can tell everything clearly and point out the operation essentials carefully.
As a wizard, he was more familiar with Muggle guns than Harry expected.
The other party may be aware of his doubts, and took the initiative to explain: "although I am a pure blood wizard, and now I am a bald old man, but I participated in World War II in those years. I can use Muggle guns and tanks."
The boy was a little surprised. The wizard world was full of talents: "I thought that only Professor Wilson could do these things."
"Hehe, how can it be? Muggle invented the gun for a long time, but the witches felt that it was completely restrained by the iron armor mantra, so they didn't care about it The old man put a Springfield rifle in Harry's arms, indicating that he could have a try: "but guns can be used to assassinate. No one can maintain the iron mantra 24 hours a day. That is to say, your headmaster's mind is so old that he doesn't pay attention to the power of this kind of thing."
"Albus Dumbledore is the greatest wizard of the century!"
That's what Harry protested, whether it's the history of magic or the cards in the Chocolate Frog.
The old man didn't get angry when he was refuted. Instead, he looked a little happy. He just sighed again, took out a card of Chocolate Frog and handed it to Harry:
"haven't you eaten Chocolate Frog recently? You're talking about the past tense. Your headmaster and I are old. It's the age of young people. "
The boy looked down. Miss Granger in the picture frame of the card was smiling modestly. On the back of the card, it was written in small letters:
"Hermione Granger, born in 1980, is now the goodwill ambassador of the International Federation of witches. She personally promotes the international exchange student program, conducts foreign affairs on behalf of the British Ministry of magic and makes contributions to the unity of the international magic community He made an important contribution. She is also the founder of the new Animagus technology, the inheritor of the intangible cultural heritage of voodoo and curse, and the world champion of the unarmed bear fight competition in the wizarding world. He invented or improved 72 kinds of magic, developed or excavated eight kinds of new-type magic medicine dispensing theory. She is the guardian of the Sorcerer's stone, second class Knight of the order of Merlin, honorary member of the US magic Congress, lifelong advisor to the French Ministry of magic, and the Japanese Ministry of magic... She is the greatest Witch of the 20th century. "
Harry's mouth was open, and the card slipped from his hand...
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