Sometimes the universe elder's mind really can't find out. According to the principle, they send people to meet them, and they spread red carpet to scatter petals. Should they be regarded as welcome?
But when the elevator arrived, the new maid took the three men through the long corridor and entered the hall.
However, Gao Tianzun didn't mean to welcome several people at all. He was still sitting on his throne, holding his chin and thinking about something.
He looks like an old man. After all, his blue face is wrinkled and his white hair is pointed up. He looks like an American soldier in "street bully".
but at the same time, he is also an old man. He is not only old but also painted with glamorous eyeshadow and eyeliner. He also wears purple lipstick, wearing a white robe with a long bag, and his hands are full of huge jewel rings.
If he didn't know his details, the person who saw the goods for the first time would have been misled by his appearance, because he had no trace of the universe's strong man, and he looked like a trench fag.
While holding his cheek to think, he also held out his empty hand. The maid next to the throne did the manicure. The death knell has extraordinary vision provided by strangulation. You can see that the pattern on the nail is a pink peach heart.
When they entered the hall, Gao Tianzun just glanced at it and began to struggle with his choice. He said to himself:
"it's hard to do it. Who is wrong?"
Two men were kneeling in front of his Royal Terrace. One was an alien like a Green Toad, and the other looked like a fat pig.
The guards pressed their necks with electric halberds, and the two were wearing slave collars. They tried to open their mouths, but they were treated with electric therapy.
Because the host did not let them speak, they did not have the right to speak.
Then Gao Tianzun suddenly seemed to remember what he had just seen. He stood up with a smile and waved to the death knell: "it turns out that the Supreme Master has arrived. Come here and help me to study this case."
With these words, he also patted the armrest of his seat, looked expectant, and motioned for the death knell to sit on it.
"It used to be OK, but it's not necessary to sit down." Su Ming patted Daisy and Peter on the shoulder, motioned for them to wait and stepped forward: "what did these two guys do?"
"One of them cheated me." Gao Tianzun sat back to his position: "both of them were hired by me to go to the universe to find the best nail paint for me, and bet on each other. If they lose, they will die."
"But today they came back, and no one thought they had lost."
Su Ming took off his face armor and showed a smile. He probably guessed that it was nothing more than a bet. The maid next to him brought the wine from the crystal cup. He took it and took a sip.
Gao Tianzun nodded, and he showed the hand holding his chin to the knell:
"which color do you think looks good?"
"Can't choose because of choice difficulty?"
Su Ming looks at the two long nails and feels like seeing the zombie claws of a empress dowager of Qing Dynasty in the TV series, but now that one is fluorescent yellow and the other is fag purple, they are not serious colors.
"Well, my servants are rubbish and have no valuable opinions."
Gao Tianzun shook his hair, and the sunlight outside the window sprinkled on his back. He spoke with disdain on his face, and the ladies and guards around him bowed their heads knowingly.
In fact, it's not that they are so stupid that they can't give their opinions. It's because those "smart" people who put forward their opinions all gambled with Gao Tianzun in the past and died miserably on the spot.
As long as you have any opinion, even if it's just a slave serving fruit plates, Gao Tianzun will think that you are qualified to be looked at by Gao Tianzun, that is, if you have the qualification to go to the gambling table, you can play with him.
Sounds like a good thing?
Promoted and raised, from a slave to a junior, driving a concubine, living in a big apartment, and going to the top of a rich woman?
In fact, it's not that the boss can't afford to play. After he bet with you, he will win by any means, and then laugh and kill you.
He was smiling, not because he was amiable, but because he was a madman.
"If you want me to say, these two colors are not good, you should not play with these cosmetics." Su Ming glances at the two aliens kneeling in front of him. He looks like a cosmic businessman, and they can't live.
Gao Tianzun took the hand of the knell with a smile and pinched it like an elder:
"or do you know me? In fact, I don't want to play with these things, but do you know me and an old friend... Collector? Yes, that's him. We made a bet. He bet I couldn't find nail polish that he didn't have in ten years. The stakes were a strange duck in his family. But I'm sure I'll win. I've got money and a lot of people are willing to help me
"Are you cosmic elders always having trouble with make-up?" Su Ming smiled. The collector was also a lipstick man. These guys lived too long, and they were boring to the pervert: "but can I help you find the nail polish that he doesn't have there? Do you want to bet?" Or, you are not on what nail polish, but on this excuse, waiting for me to do different world transactions with me?Gao Tianzun smiles, but the smile is no longer that unsophisticated appearance, but full of gloomy wisdom.
The blue elder of the universe waved back the manicure maid, stood up and killed two merchants with one finger.
He can use the original cosmic energy. His fingers are like super laser guns. The frog and pig suddenly turn into two pools of white ash. Only the two collars in the air still rattle after landing.
An automatic vacuum cleaner robot automatically runs out of the small door on the wall and starts cleaning up the things on the ground.
Gao Tianzun turned around and looked down through the tall glass curtain wall behind the throne: "I thought that human beings on earth would age. You may not be as smart as you used to be, but you still noticed my thoughts."
"I am the supreme mage. If I don't want to die, I can endure until all of your cosmic elders are dead." Su Ming also showed a gloomy smile, looked at Gao Tianzun's eyes and said kindly.
"Ha ha, seriously, I really want to bet you that you won't live to that time." Gao Tianzun grinned and looked very sorry: "but I'm not stupid. You can use the time gem to lengthen the flow of time, which makes me bored to lose my hobby and lose immortality in a long time, right?"
Su Ming came to him. The old man was half a head shorter than him: "if you don't have to jump in time and space to kill me in the past, I'll probably not use the time gem, because you can't deal with Wei Shan Di alone."
"Tut, those monsters." Gao Tianzun shook his head, returned to the throne and sat down again. His expression changed back to the old man's appearance of harmless man and animal: "I really envy you earthlings. It's just like winning on the starting line. No matter what kind of demons, they all like to use human beings as spokesmen. It's hard to imagine."
Su Mingyang began to drink the red wine in the glass, and gently put the empty cup on the armrest of the throne. The stone Throne made of white jade seems to have some wine red at this time:
"you are not a thinker. It's a waste of time to think about this kind of thing. Since you know the fact, accept it."
Gao Tianzun touched his fingernails and opened his eyes: "I'm tired. I want to take a nap. I'll let the servant take you to the room and watch the fight at night?"
The death knell turned down the steps and stepped over the head of the sweeping robot. The black cloak swayed slowly: "not bad. I haven't seen the space wrestling contest yet. It's still a long time until dark. Maybe you can ask your daughter to show us around the tower?"
The old man on the throne laughed and said nothing.
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