Chapter 2044

"Just like the origin of all the super transformants, my origin story starts with bare butt and unprecedented pain."

"You may ask me how I got into this VAT full of potions and pipes? Even if these needles go from my chrysanthemum to my mouth? In fact, I volunteered. "

"The pain of terminal cancer, like this damned Canadian experiment, gives me the pleasure of riding on a dog sled and galloping toward death. As for what kind of dog? It's definitely not Alaska, because they're always wearing white coats and walking around the bathtub, pointing out my pretty good eyes and some special skills

"In the dark, many people can't see clearly, and when the pain is like a piranha getting into the intestines, it's hard for you to see anything like me."

"But I'm still so friendly. I've known a few new friends for a long time, even though they may not know my name."

"Francis, he always shows up in his shark skin swimsuit black tights, his chin as wide as his forehead, and his brain is probably square. The good news is, he's a total pervert. I like perverts. They're always honest. The bad news is that it seems that he has the final say, and there are about more than 100 patients who have been treated with me, and half of them are tortured by him.

"Professor Thornton, a bald scientist, always looks at my Tintin with envy. I guess his incompetence leads to psychosis, so he becomes the chief engineer of the pilot project."

"Dr. klumos, who looks like a Russian, has a big beard and thick hair, and wears funny round glasses. Every time I am about to be killed by the two mentioned above, he will save me and guarantee that I can be grass longer."

"Miss ho Na, I don't know what she does, but she is convex and backward, and her short hair is also very suitable for a beautiful face. Whenever she twists her waist and passes by my glass jar, I will harden slightly to show my respect."

"Of course, in addition to these people, there are countless good people in this base like an underground warehouse. They are like the background characters in Bollywood musical, singing and dancing with electric sticks and guns every day. Hundreds of people have contributed to this experimental medical technology, including the one who burned the body burner. I'm afraid he is the hardest one

"If this is really a medical experiment, I will probably be moved, but it's not... It's a damn weapon plan. I don't know what it is. Anyway, it's not a good thing. What they implanted into us is a kind of self-healing factor from wolverine, which will turn our patients into super weapons after brainwashing."

"Maybe some of you will ask, handsome little Wade, how do you know that?"

"Little fool, of course, some of you in the audience told me! All right. I've been suffering for a long time, which has greatly increased my resistance to pain and anesthetics. When I pretended to sleep, Professor Thornton said that my cancer cells had formed a balance with self-healing factors. I'm ready to go home. Do you think if I suddenly jump out of the sink, will I scare them? "

Wade's inner drama is extremely rich. If these contents are comics, it should be able to draw more than ten pages. Cancer cells and self-healing factors have completely destroyed his brain, but they also opened a new door for him when he became crazy.

He is no longer afraid of being alone. There are countless people in his mind who are communicating with him through barrage of things, just like the webcast he has seen. It's so cool.

now he is going to show the old fellow a mermaid's water and see if he can have fun from the surrounding scientists.

Some of the trenches gave gifts to the studio. Wade saw that the popularity value column had increased a lot, and naturally he would not let everyone down.

For the effect of the program, he specially imitated the action of the zombie, and lifted his arms from the water tank with a swish, just like a corpse.

Sure enough, the white coats who were still operating the equipment stepped back several steps, and some people began to cry for security.

Wade was ready to jump out of the green water trough, but he was lying down for a longer time than he thought, and his long inactive legs were not very obedient, so he tripped over the edge of the sink and turned over.

Fortunately, there is a large pipe inserted in the chrysanthemum that can be used as traction. When he is about to land on his face, the cable provides some pulling force, which gives him a chance to support the ground with his hands.

The price is a little anal prolapse, but it's just a small problem.

"Hey, guys, I feel like I'm well enough to leave the hospital. I'm as healthy as a little Superman, and I'm not afraid of kryptonite." He pulled off the "tail" behind him. A burst of unique pleasure made him roll his eyes, shiver for a while, and then smile and say hello to the people around him.

"Ouch

If he didn't smile, the people nearby could barely hold on, but when the smile appeared on that face, everyone felt black and vomited into a coma.

"Well? Did I make you nervous enough to get pregnant? I'm not a superstar. I wonder how I feel a little cold on the top of my head. "He was still chattering, but after touching the air, he felt a little cold on his head. When he reached out, he not only did not touch his hair, but also took a piece of rotten scalp like wiping a piece of soaked toilet paper from the glass.

But he did not panic at all, but looked at his scalp carefully:

"I'm going, where's my hair?"

At this time, Wade saw his face from the monitor on the side. At first, he could not believe that the corpse like monster was himself. However, when the man in the image made the same expression as him, he finally accepted the reality.

They take him as an experiment and explode his chrysanthemum. He can bear it.

However...

"you shouldn't ruin my handsome face!"

With a roar, he grabbed up the tray shelf and tried to kill them all, but the security guards came, and they shot at Wade with shotguns.

In the blink of an eye, he was shot several times, even his fingers were broken.

However, the speed of his self-healing was beyond people's expectation, even faster than Wolverine. Although it was a little painful, he found that he was OK.

His brain suddenly became active again. He wiped the blood and medicine on his body with a cheap smile. His mouth seemed to be out of control and said, "Wow, although I have a lot of water, shouldn't you be gentle when you come up? Don't use a guy of that caliber

After that, he was also amused by his own jokes, so that the stainless steel shelf in his hand was unstable.

His mind was in chaos. He wanted to cry, but he was laughing, so that he couldn't even breathe.

At this time, the security guards came with flamethrowers and law rocket launchers, dragged the unconscious scientists to retreat, and then they bombarded Wade. A few minutes later, the experimenters with fire extinguishers retrieved some crushed human shaped coke from the fire site.

Wade is still alive.

"Is this a success? The self-healing ability seems to meet the requirements

Crumos, who just arrived, asked Professor Thornton in a low voice. The professor was just a migrant worker. He could only look at Francis on the other side. He was the boss of the laboratory.

The square faced man was holding the wall with his hand, wiping vomit from his mouth with his handkerchief, and roared: "it must have been a failure! He's so ugly! How to use this kind of weapon?! Get rid of it! Whew...

Wade, who was roasted into crispy fried chicken, struggled to put up a middle finger as he was dragged away by Bollywood dancers and said in a weak voice:

"I'll do it, you mother."

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