"You think I'm your best friend, Ned? In fact, I am the death knell! "
That's what someone says.
No mistake, Ned has been transferred for a long time. He said good morning to Peter from the early morning and talked about games. People who pretend to be stupid are the death knell after hanging.
The x-metal skeleton, except for the skull, can be changed in size and shape according to his mind. Fortunately, Ned was originally a cook with a big head and a thick neck, which gave the knell a chance to impersonate a teenager.
As for the real fat boy?
Last night, his father suddenly won the Wilson lucky consumer Award for the "seven day tour of Madagascar". It is said that he bought a bottle of strong drink the day before yesterday, becoming the 100th Wilson product consumer on the earth.
Is it true? I don't know. Anyway, that's what Wilson enterprise said. It also showed a lot of statistical data. I can't understand it.
Free food, stay in a six-star Hotel, visit all African historic sites for free. When you go there, you will get 50000 dollars of shopping funds for each person. You can buy them at will, and pay for your hair.
It's very important for the little fat man to study, but if he doesn't go, the family will lose 50000 dollars, that's it.
Ned's father took his son with him almost without thinking about it.
What else? Even if you graduate from college, can you save 50000 a year working in New York? Now it's no use to go out to play. Silly x just let his son attend any off campus visit.
Then the staff came to the door and took them away all night.
The amount of information about the whole thing is too large, Wilson's employees are too fast, and the little fat man didn't even react to it, and it was too late to say goodbye.
When he regained consciousness, the family would have been packed into a black and yellow private plane and set off.
There was also a film crew who boarded the plane together, saying that they were going to shoot a documentary. They were required not to use mobile phones or send messages on the Internet, so as to ensure the trade secrets of Wilson's enterprise, which could not be declassified until the documentary was released.
The confidentiality contract was thicker than the dictionary. Suddenly, lawyers came out to explain the details, which made the ned family dizzy.
In fact, it's simple to say, that is to deduct money if you don't obey the rules.
Send a dynamic online deduction of 10000, make a phone call deduction of 20000, signed a contract, you are Wilson enterprise tool person, good cooperation, obedience, enjoy the tour is over.
Where is ned now?
The pilot, who graduated from chungsi college and majored in space fleet, has no discount on the emperor's order to "take a ride". The little fat family should still be 3000 feet above the Indian Ocean.
Tony's plan is good, and he almost turned the timeline to earth-96283, which is Toby Maguire's version of spider man that Su Ming saw in his previous life. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.
My nephew almost succeeded, but he shouldn't have run the remote control program on the school bus last night.
Today's Internet field is not only aochuang and Jarvis. In addition to them, there are dume's magic electronic program, Dr. Zora, the nine headed snake after life form transformation, the "adjutant" of the death knell, the "supreme evolution" of aim, Suri of wakanda, and the "danger" of X-Men, and so on. Dozens of Internet magnates are hidden in the dark.
The white light event has promoted the entire 40K universe. Of course, it also includes the special technological dimension of "Internet". A large number of "keyboard strongmen" have sprung up since that year.
As the focus of the death knell, Tony launches Jarvis to work at Peter's Midtown high school? This is equivalent to the linkage between iron man and spider man, which directly triggers the network sniffer alarm of the adjutant and reports the death knell himself.
Just a simple thought, the death knell will understand what the big nephew is going to play.
Tony, like Howard, is smart, but his plan is not thorough enough, and he is too easy to be "hitchhiked".
So he immediately made a plan to push the boat along the river, ready to teach his nephew a lesson, and also communicated with the spider God's spokesperson, master weaver, and decided to take the next step.
Spider God is one of the ancient animal gods. If it is human, it is undoubtedly an adult. What is the best choice for so many "living totems"? Of course it all!
Now someone disguised as ned is going to send Peter and his friends into the "spider house"...
......
How can Peter know what his "friends" are thinking? Even he didn't know that his friends were fake, so he didn't want to fall in love with those girls.
Since childhood, he had no father or mother, his family was so poor that he was ugly, thin and small. All of these led to his inferiority complex, which made him dare not even fall in love with several girls at the same time.
"But what ned said sounds reasonable."
Dare not to return, but greedy to greedy.
Just imagining that he was surrounded by all kinds of beautiful girls, Peter's little heart was as itchy as a cat's tongue."I'm a little bit excited, but isn't that good? Well, if I do, it doesn't mean I'm a bad guy, right? "
He lowered his head and approached his friend, asking in a low voice as if the mosquito were buzzing.
Ned's fat face showed a strange smile, but the boy who bowed his head didn't see it. He just listened to his friends saying:
"anyway, it's just a try. Maybe they all like you? American law doesn't allow it. Isn't it possible to have Cameroonian nationality in Africa? I read that some chiefs there have married 1000 wives. Do you think it's not a foreigner? Discrimination against people of color? It's a mistake to think they live on earth? "
"No, no, I didn't mean that. Wow, how did you suddenly become so eloquent? It's like I'm not in love with them at the same time. I'm racist. " Peter scratched his head, and the camera in his hand was almost frightened.
Ned grabbed his neck and moved in the direction of a few girls. He pushed the crowd away with a terrifying force. He whispered, "in the United States, you can be labeled with all kinds of discrimination for anything you do. But don't forget that this is a free country. You have the right to make any choice, and you can always take up arms to defend your rights."
"What's more, why suddenly the topic jumps to the second amendment to the Constitution?"
Peter only had a wry smile left. Ned's fat face looked so simple and honest, but his words were too sharp.
The little fat man patted Peter's head with a smile and pointed to his camera: "don't worry about that, brother. I'll create a super good opportunity for you today. Can't you say that?"
"What opportunity?" Peter heart a horizontal, decided, at the same time secretly love them five bar, they are too fragrant.
"Stupid, of course, is your chance to be alone with some girls." Ned scowled at him with his shoulder: "I just heard that the Avengers alliance is the group of superheroes who were on TV not long ago. They are in the stark building at this time. They are chatting and farting idly. If you take your camera and girls to them now, they will not refuse the conditions of group photo and so on."
"May I? But Thompson kept staring at me... "Peter's eyes turned to the corner of his eyes. Sure enough, the big golden eyes in the crowd were staring at Peter like a light bulb. It should be doubted that he could meet the captain of the United States through some special staff channel?
Ned didn't even look back. He said firmly, "don't worry, man. He gave me to deal with it. I prepared a large bag of laxatives today and put them into his drink to buy time for you. All you need to do is take the girls, take the elevator, go to the top floor, and...
then the little fat man snapped his finger and showed a smile of" you know ".
Peter's eyes turned to the president's elevator in the underground laboratory, which led to the top floor. The elevator was so special because its doors were red and gold, which was completely different from the ordinary elevator.
"Should there be a magnetic card lock or AI detection?" Peter was hesitant. He didn't think the success rate was high. He didn't want to go. He wanted to see the captain of the United States himself, not to mention the girls. "Why don't you forget it? I'm a little worried...
the fat man vomited a lot of heat from his chest. He looked down on Peter's mother-in-law. His mouth was tilted to one side, and a bag was bulging on the shoulder of his clothes.
This is probably gas to deformation?
"Well, did you know me on the first day? Peter, don't forget what I'm good at. "
Ned raised his hand and pressed down the "lump" on his shoulder clothes, and then pulled out a laptop from his back schoolbag:
"I'm going to hack the elevator control and monitoring and disguise myself as the CEO of stark industries. What's more, iron man is a scientist and, frankly speaking, a technologist. Even if he knows that I hacked his program, he won't be angry. Instead, he will look up at me and won't call the police. "
In fact, it's a secret adjutant who drops the elevator and confronts Jarvis. Then he will plant the stolen goods on the head of o'chuang.
"Well..." Peter had no problem, but he was still a little coy. How to invite girls?
His idea was seen through by today's brilliant ned. He strode up to several girls, pointing to the sky and the ground with a smile, and pointing to Peter. After saying a few words, Mary and they were all interested.
"Peter, do you really have a way for us to take a picture with the Avengers alliance?" Liz took Cynthia and came first. She bit her lips and asked in a low voice. Her big, watery eyes looked into the eyes of the emaciated Houseman.
Seduced by the beauty of Peter swallowed a saliva, turned into a kowtow appearance, will only nod.
"What are we waiting for? Go with Peter. " Marshall heard the answer from a distance. He put his arms around Mary and Gwen. His three heads gathered together and whispered, "when we get the autographed photos, we'd better have some more videos. How envious are the other bitches in the school?"
"Shh, watch your words. Don't let him hear you." Mary took a look at Peter, and she felt that her old friend had become a little strange today.Is it true that as MJ said, boys grow up with their own ideas?
Seeing that everyone agreed, Ned, who acted as the background board of human flesh, cleared his throat: "well, that's settled. Now I'm going to black out the broadcasting system on this floor and cheat other students into the virtual projection Experience Hall on the third floor. Then we can get into the elevator and go straight to the top floor."
Peter and the girls all nodded. They were full of superheroes. Some wanted to take pictures with the U.S. team, some liked iron man, and of course some liked Thor.
The fat man showed great action. He turned on his laptop in standby mode and started a strange program. Soon the radio on the reactor floor of the ark informed all the students who visited to go to the third floor to see the projection stereoscopic film.
Thompson was in good shape, but the crowd was pouring out. He was pushed away in a flash and lost Peter's vision.
At this time, the flexible fat man bent his belt and led the party to the elevator door. He did not see what he had done. He just pulled his finger to the crack of the elevator door, and the door opened with a squeak.
Everyone rushed in with excitement, and the girls also took out the small books in their schoolbags to sign.
But something embarrassing happened.
"Overweight."
MJ points to your indicator light next to the elevator. The president's elevator has a load of only 250 kg. Now two boys and five girls are obviously overweight.
And Ned, the biggest of all, stepped out of the elevator decisively and knocked a few buttons on his computer:
"I'm going down, Peter. I can only help you get here." He compared a thumb: "don't stop!"
Watching the elevator door slowly closed, friend's smile gradually into a gap disappeared in front of him, Peter was moved beyond measure.
Ned is a real brother!
He has achieved this step. If he dare not love these five beautiful girls at the same time, what face will he have to meet him in the future?!
With the rapid rise of the elevator, the hearts of young men and girls are jubilant, looking up at the top of the car beautiful lighting chirp, sigh iron man is really rich, even the lamp is a beautiful crystal.
Unfortunately, people in the elevator have no perspective eyes, and naturally there is no way to see hundreds of small black spiders crawling on the box outside the top of the elevator.
Their red eyes sparkled in the dark, and their fluff swayed gently as the lift rose.
A few spiders used their legs and claws to pull a few times on the top of the car, revealing a small hole that someone had drilled out when. Then all the eight legged animals swarmed through the hole like an army.
In the next second, black rain began to fall in the elevator, and the screams of heartrending and heartrending broke out one after another www.novelhold.com , the fastest update of the webnovel!