Chapter 2626

"Don't come here! I warn you

In the eternal burning hell, there are some different scenes today. Mephisto, the Lord who was always drooping in the past, is very energetic at this time.

He was hiding around his Obsidian throne and a figure. His face was full of disgust and disgust. He kept running and retching from time to time.

"I'll chase you. If I chase you, I'll take you, hey, hey..."

the so-called other figure is the dead servant dressed as a sailor serving the beautiful girl sailor month.

At this time, his mask had been removed, and a yellow pantyhose was put on his forehead to act as a pair of horsetail wigs. The whole person put on the posture of "walking for the moon", crossed his arms, and pointed to Mephisto with the gesture of "very six plus one".

Hell Lord doesn't want this disgusting rotten meat, and doesn't want to be rotten meat. Today, he finally feels the fear of being dominated by indescribable things.

Mephisto can be said to have seen a lot. Although he did not have the rank of "beast", he also caught up with the end of the early God war, that is, Gaia sacrificed himself to help oshutu and the God eater defeat sisoon and Seth.

As a demon, Lao Mo was originally on the East Star goddess's list of eliminators, but he was very clever and immediately turned to the door of death. There were several other helllords like him.

This is to save his life, to participate in the cycle of life and soul, aoshutu can not intervene in the already formed hell system.

For hundreds of millions of years since then, Mephisto has been in his own hell, watching the joys and sorrows of the world, and cheating countless human beings on the earth to send clean souls for death.

But he had never seen such a disgusting thing!

Is this really a human?

In terms of the feeling of the soul, yes, the body and soul strength of the dead waiter are just ordinary human beings.

But the key is that the goods don't work at all!

Not long ago, he and rocky found Mephisto together, and they asked the Lord of hell to let them come back to life. They not only brought out the cousin of the death knell to frighten old Mo, but also said that if they didn't let him go, they would contact other Lord of hell to make trouble together.

But is Lao Mo scared? The supreme mage is strong, but his own hell dimension can't be decided by the human beings in the main dimension!

And if you've told me your plan, can I give you a chance to implement it?

On the spot, he used his power to capture the soul of the dead servant in his hands, ready to knead flat and round.

However, something terrible happened. The feeling of the dead servant soul was different. Holding him was like holding a piece of bloody feces mixed with vomit. He had a strong "disgusting" attribute and even reached the conceptual level.

Mephisto immediately let go, but even so, the sticky touch of holding the stool lingered in his mind, leaving a psychological shadow and retching when he thought about it.

He would often open up the soul of human beings and take out the things inside to play with. In principle, nothing should affect him. But the dead servant was different. The disgusting feeling seemed to be poured directly into Lao Mo's mind and soul, even unable to resist.

No way, Mephisto called his own men, threw the dead man into the furnace of hell to wash, and then arranged for him to be executed.

However, after a while, a demon who was spitting and crying came back to report that there was nothing wrong with the soul of the dead waiter, and he was performing water ballet in the magma naked. The disgusting feeling spread along the magma and heat, and all the staff and souls in hell were spitting.

If it goes on like this, the whole hell will be polluted, the magma will be replaced by vomit, and it will be over!

Mephisto has been silent for a long time, so he can only give up cleaning the soul of the dead waiter for a while, and instead intends to lock him in a place where he will never see the sun, or seal him with magic.

But it doesn't work either.

The dead servant complained to the air that life was too hard after he met mieba, and the play couldn't be played.

So an old man with hair loss who was still wearing Tan sunglasses in the room suddenly appeared in the seal and presented a gem of "continuity of plot" to the dead waiter.

With this gem, death attendants can "delete" useless "pictures" from "cause" to "result".

For example, in the previous painting, he was poking the ground with the dry skin falling off his body. In the next painting, he came out of the seal. Anyway, the audience didn't like to watch the lock prying process, so just delete it.

That's how reasonable it is.

It can't be killed, it can't be washed, it can't be trapped, now the situation is reversed, and Wade is chasing Mephisto.

It's not that he can't escape from hell by himself, but he has to do it when he takes Rocky's order. This is the professional ethics of mercenaries.

What's more, it's no use for his soul to escape from hell. He wants to get a new body with "some special skills" from Lao mo. after all, a lot of girls are waiting for him.

Mephisto tried everything he could think of, but there was nothing he could do with today's death attendants. Rocky had been watching from a distance with a smile, just like watching the crowd."If you come any closer to me, I'll kill rocky! Is she your employer? If I kill her, you won't get paid! "

Maybe she laughs too arrogantly. Lao Mo, who is running around the throne, suddenly targets the employer.

The dead waiter stopped his steps, and his rotten face showed a thoughtful expression. He tilted his head and thought for a moment:

"well, it's really a problem... But the environment in hell is too bad. My butt is so dry that it looks like a tree trunk in dry season in Africa. The God of sex change over there, would you like to find a way to pay in advance? Do you have a bitcoin account? "

However, rocky is not a vegetarian either. She smiles and opens her lips without panic:

"now that the twilight of the gods is over, thanks to Mephisto's previous generosity, I am a living man with flesh. Kill me? Then I would like to thank him, because then my soul will automatically go to the underworld of Heim according to the "distribution of death". If I have to be detained, I will cross the line. "

"That's good. You dark people always have a backup plan." The death servant sighed a little enviously, buttoned his navel with his finger, flicked the mud mixed with blood to one side, and looked at the hell Lord with uncertain face: "how about it? Lao Mo, do you bend down to pick up the soap on the ground? Or let me and my employer come back to life? "

I don't know when a piece of pink soap appeared on the ground between Lao Mo and Dieshi.

Hell is full of demons, they also want to live, although the basic appearance is bare arms show red skin, but at least wear a crotch cloth.

There's fabric that needs washing, so it's reasonable to have soap in hell, right?

"You win this time, rocky, but we'll have plenty of time to play slowly in the future." He has the final say, and he can take temporary setbacks. He can live to the present day, and is able to bend his own strength. "Can you, Torre, and die?", "can you three raise up?" I am the only one who can send you to another place to ask for an opinion of existence.

"So? OK. Anyway, I'm very confident in my eloquence. Your leaders should like me, too. " Wade nodded, and his golden double ponytail wig shook reasonably: "but rocky, is he going to sign a supplementary agreement with us in case he goes back on his word? You magicians should know more about this? "

"I'm ready." Rocky rubbed his fingers, a contract suddenly appeared, and slowly floated in front of Mephisto.

Hell Lord looked at the contract, glared at Rocky angrily, and then pressed his own handprint.

Then, as if he didn't want to see the death attendants, he waved his hand directly, and the flames of hell poured out from the black ground to form messengers, throwing Wade directly out of hell.

"Poop

The next second, Wade found that he fell into the cold water. He immediately took off his clothes and began to wash himself. After all, he wanted to see Lao Mo's boss. He didn't know who he was. He was more polite after washing, wasn't he?

But in the middle of scrubbing, when I turned around, I found that there was a beautiful woman in black gauze in the pool, who was also taking a bath. The woman was still staring at the middle of the dead waiter's legs, secretly swallowing saliva.

Wade smiles confidently and starts to dance elephant dance on the spot. He thinks he's handsome and tilts his head like an air dried avocado has been bitten by a dog:

"Hey, beauty, how many rounds?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, then giggled. Her cold face suddenly looked like a hundred flowers in full bloom. She stretched out her white arms, opened her arms and made an invitation:

"do you have the courage? Do you know who I am? "

"You're a woman, I'm a man. It's so simple. Is other status important? Besides, if you ask me how much money I have, I will answer no, but you have to ask the courage... "

Wade laughed strangely and immediately swam towards each other in the same posture as a dog, and leaped out of the water like a dolphin. It's also very reasonable to talk while swimming:

" I'm famous for my bravery in waiting on Wade Wilson! Take it, electro optic spiral Silver Snake drill

"Ah ~ ~!" The mysterious woman made a strange sound.

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