Chapter 2776

"Ready? Put your ears up, because the next story I'm going to tell is amazing. It's so informative that people's brains explode like eggs in a microwave oven. "

"Yes, I'm a girl known as" able to climb over the wall ". I can see and hear you. Maybe this is one of my symptoms of schizophrenia. Maybe it's a great superpower, but it doesn't matter. What matters is how the story is."

"So I started? Don't interrupt, Li! Hee hee

"Long, long, long... Not really long ago, there was a great girl who was homeless and cosmopolitan. Her name was, dada! Harlem quezel

"Well, it's me. You know it again. It's great, but don't interrupt any more."

"In a word, I don't look like the heroine in the traditional fairy tales, because I lied. I'm not a native of Gotham, but an outsider who moved to the city at the age of 13. I used to live in a small town called aishele, or remote eye."

"The name of town sounds better than hell. Anyway, fairy tale princesses will not be born in this place, and my mother always says that demons are all over the world."

"My father's name is dash alabaster quezel. He is a mechanic who repairs cars. He is also a good man. He never swears, always smiles and works hard. He once promised me that he would give my family a new house with a swimming pool and inflatable crocodiles. He has good expectations for life and believes in the goodness of human nature."

"So he was killed. When I was four years old, he was shot in the garage because the killer liked the baseball cap he was wearing when he was working."

"People always have to eat when they live. At that time, my mother also worried about this problem. She was a full-time housewife and had no other skills, so she chose to ask other men for money. Therefore, when I was five years old, I knew that men all like Naizi. This is probably why I like psychology later."

"I like to study what other people want and what changes will happen when they don't want to."

"To get back to the point, she works in a fast food restaurant during the day and takes part-time striptease at night. She doesn't have a big job, and her natural income is very small. When she was six years old, the bank took away my house, but my mother and I had to move to the only car left to live. Every morning, I used the sprinkler on other people's lawn to brush my teeth and wash my face."

"The car was stolen when I was ten years old, and then we lived in caves and dangerous houses for several years. When I was thirteen years old, she collapsed. She was still young and beautiful when she was less than thirty years old. She didn't think she should live such a life."

"She told me that there are two ways in the world, one is the way of angels, and the other is the way of demons. The former is very difficult and has little return, while the latter, at least, is very easy to go down."

"So she decided to go to a high-end cruise ship called delicious cherry to be a high-grade prostitute to see if she could catch rich people. Then she gave me a ticket, five dollars and an address to go to the big city of Gotham and live with grandma she had never seen before."

"It was a summer, and the long-distance bus was full of inferior perfume mixed with armpit, including my own armpit, but that was not important. What's important is the first impression of a little girl on brother Gotham, that is, tall buildings, skyscrapers, skyscrapers, tall buildings, tall buildings."

"During the day, I can't see the sun on the street, only the feeling of dark clouds and acid rain. It's cool."

"Unfortunately, grandma has been dead for some time. In those days, Gotham was still ruled by the underworld family, so her death was normal. She died of stray bullets in the street gunfight, leaving me a room full of sex toys and many puppets about the circus."

"Fortunately, the landlord of grandma's house took me in. His name is Benny. He is also a cross dressing queen and godmother. He is cheerful and optimistic. He and more than a dozen demon friends set up a" Queen song and Dance Troupe ". These demon people are also rare good people in Gotham."

"In a word, grandma's insurance compensation is still enough for several years' rent. Benny said that she can manage my food and housing, and send me to school. I also met Xiaohong, my good friend, in Gotham middle school, but she was plain, with buckteeth, eyes, freckles, hair loss, and wearing big glasses, That ten years later, when I see that hot girl all over green, I can't recognize her. "

"That's about it. When I went to high school, Benny's house was demolished by Kane's Millennium Real estate company, and the human demons had to go their separate ways. Benny went to New York with Wayne's condolence money to the refugees. The small building I live in now is her legacy to me, and let a circus live in to inherit her will. "

"Some people asked why it was Millennium Real estate that was forced to demolish, but Wayne enterprises compensated? Is there anyone who doesn't know Bruce's mother's real name is Martha Kane? ""By the way, during this period, I also received a postcard from my mother. She said that she would make a fortune and would soon come to live with me, but I never heard from her again. I hope she really made a fortune and abandoned me, instead of dying in a place nobody knows. "

"In high school, I entered the juvenile detention center several times, and there was nothing to say. I was good at learning, so I was successfully admitted to the University of Gotham, and got a doctor's degree in psychology ahead of time."

"Then there are the things that we all know. I went to Arkham for an internship, met the clown, went crazy for several years or decades, broke the earth and restarted too many times, until I finally left Gotham for New York."

"I don't remember when it happened. The editors made a mess of the time line of the story, but I remember that I was once caught by duckside. He thought my heart was full of darkness, so he released me and let me join the nemesis team to receive the training of the kind grandma."

"After discovering that I was even crazier than her, the old woman announced that I graduated successfully. Duckside gave me a set of equipment, including a big hammer of tianqixing technology."

"And the girl with multiple 1? It's just my loser. In the editors' settings, when I pick up the two handed hammer, my fighting ability is equal to Batman by default, because I often hit him on the head. "

"After saying so much, I'm happy anyway. Believe it or not, it's time to let time flow. Seeing the little chimp's incredible face, he'll lose his teeth in a moment."

"Yes, Jim Lee, we can continue here. Next time we invite you to dinner."

After a lot of talking to herself, Halle rearranged her fighting posture, thought about it, changed her angle, came to the back of the enemy, put her hammer in front of the enemy, and then nodded in the unknown direction during the pause.

Time returned to flow, but it was too late to react to the heavy step in the process of charging, so big face hit the power hammer and went into a coma.

Halle burst out laughing. She thought it was very funny. Then, under the gaze of Bobo's black question mark, she slowly carried the weapon on her shoulder and wiped her little nose with her thumb

"It's done. Can we continue?"

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