Chapter 3051

When the death knell party fought with the monster in space, the death attendant had arrived on earth for some time.

Because he has cancer all over his body, he is recognized by the "residents" of the earth today. Everyone is very friendly and happy wherever he goes, which is completely different from the cruel environment of outer space.

"You said that the space monsters over there would eat their own people, cousin?" The waiter raised his hand and covered his faces on both sides. His mouth was wide open. He said cheaply, "my God! Old fellow, you see, there are many people on both sides of the street.

The dead waiter pointed not far away. There was indeed a figure standing by the ruins of the street. It looked like a bus stop. The rotten and fungus covered stop sign was still inserted askew.

On a closer look, it turned out that it was not, but a pool of meat and mud. The monsters were covered with thick tentacles. Those tentacles also had human like facial features, made painful expressions, and constantly rubbed each other in the mucus.

It's okay.

"Slade asked me to play handsome on earth, but he didn't give me a specific task. It earned 500 yuan. It's so easy."

The masked waiter continued shopping happily with his hands behind his head and swaggered arrogantly:

"But iron sons, I'm a disciplined mercenary, not to mention the task given by my cousin. I have to mobilize my subjective initiative and do something by myself. Let's talk about what I should do?"

“......”

The non-existent audience didn't know what advice they gave. Anyway, the dead waiter was a little excited after watching the barrage:

"Are you asking me to find myself on this earth? No, it should be said that it's my alien homonym. That's a good idea. "

“.......”

"Yes, a handsome man like me is the protagonist everywhere."

The waiter walking on the soft meat blanket raised his head with his gun, as if there were hair and a sea:

"It seems that everyone has seen a movie series. Generally, a handsome man like me is the protagonist. That's right, but the protagonist is not so easy to die. Therefore, in this cancerous universe, I have to at least mix a male number two. OK, I'll go find him. If he's nice, I can have dinner with him. "

At present, all cancerous organisms are not hostile to themselves, indicating that the homonyms in the universe should also be quite idle.

On vacation, the dead waiter is either fooling around with women or soaking in the bar. It's not difficult to find someone.

After thinking about it, Wade took out the gem from his underwear, blew off the black hair on it, and said, "magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world?"

"It's you, it's you." He immediately answered himself in a voice similar to that of a eunuch.

"Hey, hey, sure enough, I knew I was the most handsome. You precious stone really likes to tell the truth. How can I admit it?" The death waiter kissed the gem of the continuity of the plot, and then nodded with satisfaction: "send me to another me, wait, it's the local death waiter at the current time point of earth 10011, which is more rigorous."

With a swish, he disappeared.

In the blink of an eye, he came to an island, which was full of tentacle plants like giant sea anemones. Under the creeping tree, there was a small house.

At this time, there was a lonely figure sitting on a germinating bench, fishing for fish in the sea with a fishing rod made of a long bone.

Before Wade arrived, he had already made a harvest. In the bathtub beside him, there was an "ugly Mermaid" with 18 Naizi, three heads and countless tentacles.

At this time, the mermaid monster was competing with the steel prison holding the bathtub, gnawing at the iron fence with sharp teeth.

"Hi, man, how are you?" The dead waiter walked on the red beach with his head held high and warmly greeted another figure of himself: "where's fishing? Fishing is good. I can also do a trick of kitten fishing, that is, dig a hole in the ice in winter, and then soak my little brother in it. "

He said a joke that he thought was funny. After all, he had to talk to strangers, starting with asking the other party to make complaints about the topic.

However, another dead waiter sitting on the beach did not move.

Although he was also wearing a black and red uniform, the man obviously had no spirit. If the fishing rod in his hand was not moving, he would be almost like a dead man.

After listening to Wade's words, the local waiter calmly replied:

"Oh."

"Wait, I said so much, you just say one word in response to me? Or a modal particle? " Wade buttoned his ass and strode to the beach, trying to argue with the other party: "do you think you're polite? Brother, I'm from another parallel universe. Although you're not required to be as enthusiastic about each other as many spidermans, you must at least give your brother a hug... "

His mouth was broken, but when he saw the dead waiter's face, Wade's last half sentence was held back.

Because he saw only one machine, a humanoid machine in a death attendant uniform, with a face like the terminator and red eyes.

Wade sighed, and he turned to look at the empty place: "well, old fellow iron, this is not a string of strings, nor is he aware of the death knell coming to play the" terminator "stem, but he turned himself into a machine dead man.

After explaining this sentence, looking at the thick waves in the rotten and black ocean, Wade thought for a moment before continuing to talk to each other:

"Man, why did you turn yourself into a machine? How can you have fun like this? I can't even enjoy the pleasure of shit. "

"The vitality of the polyhedron catalyzes the cancer cells in my original body. If I don't give up my poor body, I will become their slave sooner or later. I don't want to be anyone's slave."

The machine replied coldly, without any emotional fluctuations.

"No, you can talk a little more nonsense. You can make a joke." Wade was a little worried. He simply sat on the other party's lap and hooked the cold metal neck: "are you like this or a dead waiter? What about your personality? What about your hot love? "

"If there is no other person who claims to be a dead waiter, then I will still be a dead waiter, which is logical." The machine waiter pushed Wade away, stood up, calmly came to the catch, took out a dagger and cut some meat from the Mermaid: "do you eat? If you don't eat, I'm going to deliver dinner to my girlfriend. "

Wade puffed up his face and breathed a long breath: "fortunately, there is a girlfriend, which shows that you are still a little human."

However, the machine waiter went to the hut with a large piece of meat, calmly opened the door, and there was another prison in the room.

He threw the twisted deformed meat into the cage. In the cage, there was a strange human body with the appearance of "giant view". He immediately caught the rotten and wriggling living meat with his tentacles, stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.

"Flesh and blood, flesh and blood, fragrance."

After listening to the unchanged voice, wadton pulled down his face. He could hear that the deformed corpse monster in front of him was Vanessa who had mutated in the universe.

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