Chapter 3056

"Today's wind is a little noisy. According to my experience, I should meet the enemy soon."

All the way north, the dead waiter had cramps in his legs and stomach. He still didn't find anything valuable, but his mouth was never idle and kept talking to the nonexistent audience:

"Many of you may think that my cousin is good at dealing with giant monsters, but I'm not bad. I have a perfect set of tactics. I'll teach you. When you encounter a giant monster, you can grab the first hand with a sliding shovel, and then you can take the opportunity to open the enemy's belly, which is half the win. When the other party's intestines flow to the ground, you fart into his empty abdominal cavity, and he will be killed on the spot. "

As he spoke, his restless hands were still gesticulating in front of him, imitating from which angle to draw the knife, how to take out his intestines and tie knots.

When it comes to fun, he spits and his face is full of rotten smiles.

But just then, a huge monster suddenly emerged from the damaged depression of the street in front of him.

It was a nightmarish black body, with an amorphous body emitting a stench, wriggling and flowing forward.

It looks like melted asphalt, but it is a mass of amorphous protoplast swelling, shining faintly.

Tens of thousands of purulent eyes emitting green light continue to form and decompose on its surface. One by one, like vines, dances wildly in the air, revealing a special rhythm that human beings can't understand and describe.

"Look, what did you say?" The dead waiter turned his head and crooked his mouth with a smile. He analyzed as if attached to the God of War: "other monsters are very friendly to me, indicating that they are still human, but this giant monster blocked my way as soon as it came out. It must be some small boss arranged on the task route who gave me experience."

“......”

"Yes, that's right. I'll show you my tactics. First, accelerate the run-up, and then take out my weapons during the sliding shovel..."

He immediately took the monster in front of him as a sample and showed it, as if he was going to sell his tactical program.

"Ah ~ ~ ~ I shovel!"

As if the football player was going to shovel the crucial last ball, the dead waiter crossed the wet and sticky ground with an extreme side lunge, and slid away with a row of smelly water to the enemy's fat body dozens of meters away, with great momentum.

But the result was not as expected.

"Porky."

The shovel is shoveled, with one leg in front, the body leaning back and holding the ground with one hand, forming a perfect triangular structure. According to theory, the other party should be shoveled into the sky by this "wedge" structure.

But the sharp corner at the front of the triangle pierced into the other party's body, and the whole calf sank there in a sound like putting your hand into jelly.

The dead waiter lost his balance and sat on the ground, while the other party's eyes, like thousands of snakes, locked him in a green light.

"Tacriley?"

The monster made a strange cry that seemed to come from a nightmare, but with ironic emotion.

It has no mouth, but its voice can be clearly heard by the dead waiter.

"If I say it's a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Wade, who swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lifted his anus and pulled his feet out of the other party's bubble body that seemed to be full of black pus. He also reached out to help the other party knead the position he had just been kicked, and asked shyly.

"Buzz! PA! "

The other party didn't answer. He just jerked his hand with a tentacle and helped him take off in the terrible sound of breaking the air.

If you often watch baseball, you can see that it is a perfect home run with impeccable angle and strength.

The great power almost instantly turned the dead waiter into a star in the sky. If there was no gem of plot continuity, I'm afraid he would be blown into a blood mist on the spot.

But now fortunately, the bones and internal organs of the whole body are broken. The whole person looks like a bag of water in the uniform, but at least it doesn't fall apart. Anyway, it's quite reasonable.

But even though he tried his best to protect his face and preserve his handsome appearance, he suffered as much bombardment as being hit by a star battleship at full speed. People flew out for dozens of kilometers, but his boots remained dangling in front of the monster, as if to prove that someone had been here.

"What a disgusting feeling!"

The dead waiter wriggled in the mid air and changed his posture. Like a reclining Buddha, he shuttled through the clouds composed of insects and smashed "flying faces". He also took the opportunity to explain:

"Do you think I would say that? That's wrong. This is not the world of pet elves. It's useless to say that. This should be some kind of cut-off animation, you know? Where will I be sent? "

Whatever he said, he suddenly bumped into an invisible object, not a flying monster composed of flesh and blood, but a familiar ship shell composed of steel.

With a bang, he crashed through the hull, like a pool of rotten meat in the corridor of the spaceship. His two eyes also fell out of his eyes, connected by the optic nerve, bouncing up and down in front of his chest.

But even so, he can speak:

"Look, am I right? This is a secret place. According to my experience, there should be a treasure chest or some artifact nearby. "

Starting the gem, he immediately recovered, tore himself off the wall, looked at the human shaped gap smashed on the other wall, and he immediately found the reason for explanation.

But obviously, it's not like a mysterious magic place, but more like a high-tech spaceship. The walls and ceiling are white. The automatic fire extinguishing device is working, and immediately sprayed him with white and sticky things.

"Oh, the spaceship looks like a spherical spaceship. It always feels like someone told me about it." He wiped his face, tried his best to recall, but lost his memory again, so he no longer insisted, but smiled easily: "forget it, anyway, turn around and see if there is anything valuable. The owner of the spaceship doesn't know who it is. How neurotic should he like white so much?"

After that, he began to pace in the ring corridor, looked around with weapons, pried open every passing door and looked in.

However, even if he saw any equipment, it was all high-tech that he couldn't understand, that is, the instrument that looked very powerful.

After walking a long way, he buttoned the dead skin on his ass: "strange, why is there no one here? I also want to ask someone for some information. "

As he said, there was no one inside the eyeball shaped stealth ship. Whether it was the layer he bumped into or the different layers up and down, he just saw the traces of someone's life.

There are no people in life and no corpses in death. There is only the almost invisible sound of engine operation when the spacecraft is running. In addition, there is only silence.

After a moment of silence, Wade suddenly hit his palm with his fist:

"I see. The crew here must have eaten badly. Did they all go to the toilet? Let me have a look, then throw a firecracker into the compartment, hehe... "

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