Chapter 3183

"Hey, hey..."

In a dark room, the TV broadcast the program of beautiful beach volleyball. A fat figure in the room was stuttering potato chips and filling coke. From time to time, he made the sound of sucking saliva and giggling like a fool.

"Suck! Yes, jump, jump one more, Hoo! Hoo! "

Seeing the highlights, the chubby black figure also gathered in front of the TV and blew towards the display screen, as if he was going to blow off those "cloth pieces that hinder things".

In the dark, his eyes seemed to be shining. His eyes kept passing over the white flesh. He couldn't hear the voice of the game commentator. He was completely addicted to beauty.

But just then.

"Tear!"

The curtains of the room were suddenly opened, and the strong sunshine outside suddenly shone into this happy world.

The figure's reaction speed was not slow. When he heard the sound, he turned his head subconsciously. As a result, it was wrong to react quickly. The change of light immediately made his vision white and sour to tears.

"Ah! May, do you want to kill dad?! Close the curtains! I'm going blind! "

The fat middle-aged man immediately fell down with his face covered and rolled on the carpet like a meat ball. His big belly stretched out a big gap between the red and blue uniforms, and his navel hole like a deep well was exposed.

At the window stood a spider woman holding her arm.

She was wearing a uniform with black as the background and a red spider web pattern raised like a blood vessel. When she heard the man's cry, she widened her eyes angrily:

"If only I were blind! What are you doing?! You didn't answer the phone. I thought something had happened to you. I hurried to ask for leave to see you. I found you trying to be comfortable at home alone? What a disappointment! "

The fat man rolled a few times, got up hard, sat on the carpet and rubbed his hair, which had not been washed for a long time and had been condensed by grease, protested:

"I didn't do that, and you're a girl. Don't say that."

"Cut, it's a new era now, old dong thought." The big white eyepiece on the girl's mask narrowed. She walked around and began to help clean up the room: "I'm twenty years old, but I can't talk?"

"No, no, you're my Peter Parker's daughter. You're the best girl in the second generation of superheroes. Dad doesn't allow you to become a female monster like Grandma black widow!"

The middle-aged man began to roll on the carpet again, his legs were still pedaling disorderly, and he looked like a liar.

The girl was speechless about it. Her father became like this after he retired. He stayed at home every day to watch those programs and stared at all kinds of beautiful women. It was like a waste.

If she hadn't been cheated into the red skeleton trap the year before last, and her father put on his war clothes again and rushed into the siege to rescue her, she would probably think spider man had no combat effectiveness.

But afterwards he praised him a few words. As a result, he didn't take off his uniform. If he was too busy to attend to his father's house, he could wear this uniform without taking a bath for half a year.

"Alas." May Parker sighed, slowly picked up a lot of potato chip bags in the corner of the room, about 70 or 80, and beat a bag with spider silk: "seriously, Dad, why don't you find a wife?"

"No, I only love your mother."

Spiderman moved like a caterpillar on the carpet and came to the shadow of the sofa to hide from the light. There was a smell of mold and leftover soup on the carpet.

"I love her too, but she has been dead for ten years. You are not yet 60 years old. You can find another one." Mei walked quickly around the room, put away the empty drink bottles and packed them: "I heard you didn't like Aunt Mary Jane very much when you were young? She has been single recently. "

"Whose mouth is so big that I can even tell you this?" Peter turned over, leaned back against the sofa and panted, "don't mind your adult's business."

The spider girl sent out the garbage bound with spider silk and said, "how can I ignore it? You're suffering from depression. I'm out on a mission now. I'm worried that when I open the door to you one day, I'll find your body hanging on the rope of the electric fan. "

"If I want to hang myself, I will also use spider silk." Peter whispered.

"Did you really think about it?" Mei slammed the garbage in her hand on the ground, forked her waist and began to scold her father: "I knew there was something wrong with your spirit. Go take a bath and change your clothes. I'll take you to Dr. destruction and let him see you."

Dr. Reid is not a doctor, but he is omnipotent and it is easy to treat depression.

If she wasn't afraid of breaking the order of life and death and breaking everyone's default rules, mayparker even wanted him to help revive her mother Gwen.

"I'm not ill. I won't go." Spiderman got up, took a heavy step and hid aside. He picked up the fast-food box on the tea table and ate it. It was the rest of the Chinese meal the night before yesterday.

As soon as her wrist turned, her daughter shot a spider silk, stuck to the fast food box and grabbed it.

But she had nothing to do with her father. She could only sigh: "it's OK not to check. Don't eat this leftovers. Let's go out and eat?"

Spiderman is a little excited. He also wants to get along with his daughter for a while. After all, she is very busy in reconnection. She also has her own house. They get together less and leave more.

If there is anything worth remembering in chaotic New York, it is that there are relatives, friends and their own daughters here.

Whenever Peter is with her, he always feels very warm and reminds him of Aunt Mei and Gwen who have died. They are also so nagging. This is the feeling of a family.

But just then, the voice of the host came from the TV

"The beach volleyball game is broadcast here. Next, let's pay attention to the synchronized swimming field."

In a flash, the flexible fat man immediately returned to the sofa, staring like a copper bell at the beautiful girls in the water:

"I won't go. You can order me a takeout."

"Ah! I'm so angry!!! "

Mei was so angry that she threw the junk fast food out of the door, jumped up and threw a tiger at the single sofa, and wanted to tear up with her frustrated father.

Can't you get along with your own daughter better than those women's thighs?!

However, the fast-food box flying to the door was caught, and a hoarse low voice came: "Oh, I just came to see someone trying to kill my father. It's really dark."

Hearing this sound, the wrestling father and daughter looked out the door. Naturally, they saw conspicuous black and yellow armor and one eyed man with a smile in the sun.

The spider girl loosened her father, jumped aside, pulled her uniform and wiped her hands, looking a little flustered:

"Supreme mage, how did you come to our earth?"

Old Peter stood up with the armrest of the sofa and came to the door to shake hands with the death knell and hug: "welcome, my friend, I know, is it because of the integration of diversity? The earth in the sky is your 40K? "

Although he is old and fat, he is not confused. The universe is undergoing great changes. He knows everything.

"No, that's their 1610 earth." The knell smiled and patted Spiderman on the shoulder and walked into the messy apartment: "you seem to be fat again after last parting. What TV program are you watching... Er, your taste is really unique."

Su Ming only saw a swimming pool with all kinds of female monsters, fishmen? Toad man? Long legged water snake? Water monkey? River boy?

It should be synchronized swimming, but it looks more like demons dancing.

The world's aesthetic outlook is really unbearable for ordinary people like Su Ming

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