Yes……
I have been in another world for so long, it seems that I really have no girlfriend.
Obviously I am also a little white face, but why are there no other women besides my sister?
When Mei Lin remembered her sister's speech when she was leaving, she suddenly realized.
I don't have a girlfriend, it's Lilith's fault no matter how I think!
Merlin felt embarrassed about this, so he coughed slightly and said to cover up his embarrassment.
"Do you know a fart?"
"I'm going to cultivate to 30 years old..."
"A man who became a great magician!"
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Chapter 18:
"Don't think so! Who wants to fuck you, take a good look at the shabby washboard on your own chest, you can't seduce other people's sexual interest at all!" Merlin was condescending and gave a crazy blow to Alice's pride.
"You...you you you...what did you say!?" Alice's face flushed with a "tight", she felt particularly ashamed and angry, and hated others mocking her airport most in her life.
"My uncle has seen too many women, and I haven't fallen to an airfield!" Merlin pointed at Alice with a devilish smirk, "I thought I would fuck you, what are you kidding me? Just your Ma Pingchuan's chest, which can be used as a washboard to wash clothes, or as a brick in battle. I have no sexual interest at all with this weapon, and I will feel horrified!"
"Who...who said I was on the washboard!? I'm a fuck! I just don't see it in mythril armor!" Alice felt so embarrassed that she even found an excuse to not admit that she was an airport.
"You're making excuses with Mythril armor again, don't you feel ashamed? This looks even more embarrassing! Hurry up and apologize to your dead brave seniors! You face-saving washboard brave!" Merlin was a little frantic, her head Once you see this kind of person, don't push your face, fools can see that she is an airport, and insist that she is a gangbang.
"I didn't lie! Don't tell me you seem to have seen it! I'm not a washboard brave! My ** is bigger than you think!" Alice gritted her teeth angrily, feeling ironic than ** I still feel uncomfortable.
Her anger increased, screaming in her heart, "Skills can be killed, not insulted, I am not allowed to say I am young!"
"Um...your armor is male?" Merlin glanced at Alice's chest, seemingly very valuable.
"So what?! What does it have to do with you!" The more Alice looked at Merlin now, the more unpleasant her eyes.
"It fits well..." Mei Lin sighed and added, "I mean the chest fits well."
"Also... okay..." Alice did not react.
"Stupid, I mean, your washboard is as flat as a man! If you are really fucked, you would have been squeezed, okay? Hahaha..." Merlin laughed heartlessly, making Airie Si's face was pale, "Just your dead chest, thought I would fuck you? Bah! Shameless!"
Alice was ashamed, her face looked like a ripe apple, and she had to change the subject.
"Since it's not me, what are you doing when you arrest me!?"
"Can't you see this?" Merlin spread his hands and said proudly, "We are going to cross the Orkney Strait! Climb to the land of Great Britain!"
"Impossible." Alice retorted without even thinking about it.
The Crusaders of the Cross departed from the port of Bristol, and hundreds of people rowed together, blessed by wind and magic, and it took a day and a night to reach the death swamp.
Of course, in addition to the fast moving speed, there is another important reason, that is, it did not encounter any sea monsters or man-eating sharks.
Because the battleships of the Holy See are coated with dragon dung, which can dispel many dangers.
That's why Alice insisted that two people could not cross the Orkney Strait.
Even if two people can slide the sculls to board the nearest territory of Great Britain, they can't beat the sea monsters they encounter on the road.
Those sea monsters are equivalent to invincible existence in the sea, and even those of the holy rank are difficult to defeat.
"Why is it impossible?" Merlin frowned, thinking that crossing the strait is not a big problem.
Alice hesitated, feeling that the two of them had the same interests, and both wanted to leave the death swamp, and seemed to be able to cooperate.
Besides, Merlin didn't want to do anything bad to herself, maybe she just wanted to find a companion to cross the strait together.
Alice figured it out a bit, as long as she can leave this ghost place where birds don't shit and cooperate with the devil, it is not impossible, so she answered Merlin.
"The Orkney Strait is very wide and our physical strength is limited. Even if we alternate rowing, we may be overstretched halfway."
"Miss washboard, maybe you have misunderstood something..." Mei Lin sighed and said seriously
"You alone are responsible for rowing."
"And I'm only responsible for acting against the sea breeze..."
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Chapter 19: Reward and More
"what?"
Alice's eyes widened and her face was incredible.
How can you cross the strait on your own?
I am not a superman, I will faint from exhaustion.
Alice kept shook her head and said nothing.
"impossible!"
"Comrade, you have to believe in the iron will of the great proletariat." Mei Lin said solemnly.
"I'll be exhausted midway!" Alice feels too unfair. What is it to rely on her own efforts?
"Then I will throw you into the sea to feed the fish, and then row by myself to Great Britain." Merlin grinned and said unceremoniously.
"It's too much! You really don't have a gentlemanly demeanor!" For the first time, Alice encountered a rogue like Merlin.
"A gentleman can't serve as a meal, so you're still obedient." Merlin was determined to use Alice as a slave.
"This is not fair! We are a cooperative relationship, how could it be possible to rely on my efforts?" Alice frowned and yelled in dissatisfaction.
"Miss washboard, what you think is taken for granted?" Merlin tilted his mouth and pointed at Alice, "Who said we are a cooperative relationship? Please figure out the situation, we are the relationship between the master and the slave, so you have to listen to me."
"I'm not doing it!" Alice threw the oar to the ground, thinking that this was an unequal treaty, and a fool would agree to it.
"Oh? Since you are not honest, then I can't help it..." Merlin's face was gloomy, his eyes were cold, and he held the hilt of the sword in his right hand, threatening, "I will kill you now and then take your body. Throw it into the sea to feed the sharks."
Alice's face turned pale, her heartbeat stagnated for a second, she was frightened by Merlin, thinking about the scene of him cutting down the crusaders, without blinking her eyes, she would be merciless, right?
She looked back at the scarlet sea, the shoal of piranha sharks that were rolling around, had been reluctant to leave, probably waiting to eat some fresh human flesh.
After thinking about it, Alice felt that she was left with the green hills, and she was not afraid of no firewood. Maybe she could reach Great Britain alive with willpower.
"I...I reluctantly agreed. Of course, I am not afraid of your threat! It's because I want to leave this ghost place too, that's it!"
Seeing Alice's shivering appearance, Merlin knew that she was lying, and it seemed that her deterrence was still useful.
"Well don't talk nonsense, we Yang Fan set sail!"
"Wait, are you confident that you won't be attacked at sea?" Alice said suspiciously with her eyes full of concern, "I heard that there are plesiosaurs in Orkney Strait. We are hiding by the dung of giant dragons. Yes, if we don’t prepare something that can disperse the sea monsters, we will be attacked, and even this group of cannibal sharks will bite the boat to pieces.”
"The dragon's feces, don't you dislike it?" Mei Lin frowned, expressing incomprehension.
"Add some spices to mix, it's not that smelly..." Alice answered awkwardly.
"Is there a dragon's dung? In the underground palace of our Demon King Palace, your Holy See's holy dragon is imprisoned. I chopped off my wings and used it as a watchdog." Mei Lin said lightly, remembering that the holy dragon had just returned The brave man later lay down on the ground to express surrender.
If it hadn't been for his mercy, there should be a pure white dragon carpet in the Demon King's Hall.
"Holy Dragon Avis?" Alice looked unbelievable, her voice trembling a little.
"It seems to be the name, but now it is called Wangcai." Mei Lin said very wickedly.
Saint Dragon Ives.
The holy dragon family enshrined by the Holy See.
It is the theocracy totem of Fanju above the Roman temple.
I heard that a sacred breath destroyed the invading Viking legion.
Why is such a powerful dragon now a watchdog!
Although I know that Lucifer III is very strong, it is too outrageous, right?
Can actually rely on strength to make a noble dragon clan succumb.
Please don't say such things randomly, it surprised me that my head is not enough...
A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on Alice's forehead, and she fell into horror for a while, forgetting the business.
"Go, hurry up." Merlin urged Alice to row.
"Both... said that we need to disperse the sea dragon..." Alice still hesitated. In the sea, the dragon is the ruling class.
"I don't need that kind of thing, it's enough to have me." Mei Lin spread out.
"Where are you so self-confident?" Alice was full of question marks.
"Because in this world..." Merlin faced the sea breeze, stepping on the bow, pointing to herself
"The enemy who made me take the second knife does not exist!"