Chapter 16

Merlin looked at Alice's bare body, a little dazed, thinking that Lao Tzu is about to rob fortune, why suddenly became the rhythm of tribulation?hateful!I'm a serious person!

"Hey! I mean just let you take off the armor. What are you doing without it? Isn't it cold naked?"

"Huh!?" Alice opened her eyes and asked blankly, "Aren't you going... to push me down?"

"Damn!" Merlin frowned, and a black line ran down his forehead, "Are you hungry and thirsty, no man wants it? What's in your mind? Is it embarrassing? What about the brave? Your brave senior Look at your virtue, the coffin board can't hold it down!"

"Uh..." Alice flushed and her expression was dull, wondering if she understood it wrong?Merlin didn't even think about pushing herself down...

"Oh~!" Merlin suddenly realized, and whispered, "Are you obsessed with me? Thinking about taking off your clothes and making me slap you? Why are you guys thinking so badly? Do you think I would be fooled so easily? What if it is toxic?"

"No! I..." Alice was flushed and wanted to explain.

"Good, good! Don't explain..." Merlin interrupted Alice and said contemptuously

"Take a good look at your shabby washboard, how could it be tempted to me?"

"Will you get a breast augmentation anyway? It's useless for you to come and seduce me now. I can only say..."

"You washboard brave, really shameless!"

Alice's face turned pale instantly, as if she had received 10,000 mental damage, and her soul responded to the call of the Goddess of Light and began to leave her body.

She feels that she has lost her dream in her life, so she is willing to spend her life as a salted fish...

"Oh, yes, the washboard is an advantage. It saves material costs when making clothes." Merlin picked up the pile of mythril armor and walked away. He laughed from a distance, "washboard, washboard, Hahahahaha..."

for a long time

Alice knelt on the beach, as if she had lost her soul, messy in the wind.

Today is her Passion Day. She felt the shame and shame and began to doubt her life.

Alice started to feel wronged on her small face, and finally began to burst into tears, crying loudly on the deserted beach

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Damn Merlin, shameless bastard!"

"I swear I will never see you again in my life!"

(>﹏<.)

The smell of Flag suddenly filled the air...

Volume Two meets Chapter 1:

one year later.

Great Britain and Wales.

A small village located on the outskirts.

Two thieves were stepping on a spot where the caravan must pass. They hid behind the woods, preparing to ransack passers-by.

Grey-clothed thief: "Senior, what should I do? If we don't get the money today, the old man will cut us off."

Black-clothed thief: "Don't worry, there will be a chance. These foreign countryboys have learned their skills, and it seems that they won't take this path."

Grey Thief: "Then what shall we do?"

Black-clothed thief: "Be patient and wait, there will be a chance, maybe there is still a way to go."

Grey-clothed thief: "Huh? It seems that there really is someone going this way."

Black-clothed thief: "Fuck it, really fucking?"

Grey Thief: "But it doesn't seem to have much money, like a tattered pick..."

Black-clothed thief: "You don't understand this. As the saying goes, wealth is not exposed, it looks very poor on the surface, but in fact the thief has money."

Gray-clothed thief: "Oh! I have been taught by seniors!"

The black-robed thief: "Look at me taking him down, he didn't even have his pants left!"

Following the gazes of the two thieves, a ragged traveler was walking towards the village on the winding road.

He leaned on the broken tree branch and walked forward hard, wheezing and gasping every time he took, as if he would die on the side of the road at any time.

That's right, it's not someone else who is exuding a "poor, hungry and tired" aura. It's Merlin, the invincible former Great Demon King.

At this time, Merlin was no longer in the glory of the past, and he was dressed in tatters, equivalent to only a fig leaf, unkempt, like a scavenger on the dock, specializing in shining shoes for the officer.

"Nima..."

"So poor, so tired, so hungry..."

"The evil capitalism is really stingy..."

"Didn't I just eat a few overlord meals? You want me..."

Merlin is now a wanted criminal, worth 5,000 gold coins, and has the title of eating and drinking with a little white face.

Perhaps most people think that Merlin's meal is nothing, but he has eaten all over Scotland's high-end restaurants and even ordered expensive ones.

What is the finest Irish foie gras, the caviar of the Arctic Ocean, the steak of Iberian, every meal costs hundreds of gold coins.

Therefore, Merlin, who was eating and waiting to die, was jointly wanted by the restaurant owners in Scotland and hung on the commission wall of various adventurer unions.

So far, Merlin has owed a debt of tens of thousands of gold coins, causing everyone in England to shout and flee, and finally came to Wales, Great Britain, to continue to eat and drink.

Do you think Merlin is very useless and unmotivated?

how is this possible!Merlin really tried to pay off his debts.

Merlin has worked in more than fifty kinds of jobs, including male publicists in high-end leisure clubs and horse washers, but without exception, he was fired because he is a late-stage lazy cancer!Lazy absenteeism is the norm.

The most terrible thing is that he slept with more than 30 proprietresses and angered the boss. Can he not get fired?

Merlin swears to sleep with the boss’s wife, it’s a fucking rumor, not on his own purpose, but the group of wives always fall in love with him, changing tricks to seduce him, so he becomes the boss’s assassin for some reason.

Don't forget that Merlin is essentially a succubus. Although there is no succubus ability, but the physique and characteristics are still there, from the age of 30 to a beautiful aunt, to a young lover at the age of twelve, she can almost eat everything.

As long as you get along for a long time, you will have a good impression of Merlin.

In addition, the male succubus looks very handsome, and the opposite sex will become obsessed with him after a long time.

Strong and handsome.

The only shortcoming is that I am a bit poor...

chapter 2:

Merlin, who has a good relationship with women, no matter how sloppy, there is never a shortage of beautiful women around him, walking through the flowers with ease.

Therefore, Merlin was also very helpless. Those beautiful bosses came to find herself in sexy underwear in the middle of the night, talked about some sad and emotional topics, and told the failure of marriage.

As a succubus, Merlin instinctively wants to comfort these women and calm their sad hearts.

He swears that he has nothing out of the ordinary, just ordinary chat, but there are still various scandals.

The reason why Merlin was able to reach the high state of not touching the body was largely because women saw too much, and based on the 200-year-old human being, he had passed the restless age of opening the harem.

For Merlin, women are sensitive creatures and need to be treated tenderly and heal all wounds in the soul. His creed is

Never force women to do things, because toughness is the most effective way.

In this way, Merlin did nothing, owed a debt, and spent more than a year in an ambiguous relationship with different women every day.

Merlin did not write to his sister Lilith, but chose to hide it.Because he was afraid that he would be seen by Lilith in this wasteful appearance, it was ashamed that he was afraid that the title of Brother Waste was not taken seriously.

And Lilith, who is crazy, will kill all those boss ladies regardless of the situation?Or choose to lose contact...

Merlin felt that life in the Demon King's Palace was everywhere, and it was very uncomfortable. Lilith was really right. She was a squat at home. She would be scolded and fired outside.

He feels that the outside world is very similar to his original real world and has certain social rules.

For example, in the tavern last month, I heard a group of old mercenaries bragging, saying that the next-door Soviet had organized a giant soldier, and then someone retorted that Great Britain had an ocean-going fleet.

Merlin sighed inwardly, isn't this a force deterrence between countries to show off their muscles?It's exactly the same.

He felt that if he had not been arrogant and disdainful of fighting, looting and burning, he would have been sloppy, ah, ah, he had smashed the queen of Great Britain and became a king himself.

Even if Merlin followed the rules of another world humanely, he was still wanted by a group of petty restaurant owners.

Every day, there are a group of rookie adventurers who trouble Merlin for the bounty, but they are all beaten up with bruised nose and swollen face, crying and going home to look for their mother.

Mei Lin did not bother to draw his sword at a group of salty fish that were forced to talk, because it was not a holy order, it was useless, it was a waste of time.

You asked Merlin why he didn't chop up the restaurant owner?

Because he, as an arrogant monarch, couldn't afford to lose that person, he drew his sword and cut the restaurant owner in order not to pay for the meal. It is estimated that his name will be engraved on the shame pillar of the demon clan tomorrow.

The curse of the heart is fine for the time being. In the past year, Mei Lin has cut down four or five holy rank powerhouses, relying on them to continue his life, and still be free for a while.

At this time, Merlin trek to Wales on foot, for the lady boss who sleeps here, ah!It’s about resting here for a while, looking for a job and hanging around.

Merlin hadn't eaten for five days and was penniless. I remembered that she stole other people's lambs last time, and sat on the ground and roasted them. As a result, she was chased by the shepherd two miles with a whip.

Just as Merlin murmured and complained about the society, and cursed capitalism for exploiting the rights of the family.