How much money this fucking secretly earned, 100 yuan is not given to me...

(╬~Dish~)

Chapter 7:

Although Merlin is poor now, there is an urge to rob the missionaries.

But now his situation is troublesome enough, and I am afraid it is not the bear pack adventurers who are doing things to find him, but the regular imperial army.

If this is the case, I'm afraid I won't even have a place to stay in Great Britain.

Merlin shook his head, looking at these illiterate people, holding a gold coin and snatching a few copper coins in the hardcover scripture, blood was dripping in his heart, because he always wanted to have his own share of the money!

He was helpless about this. He had known it a long time ago. When he was a demon king, he should have ransacked the vatican's vault.

Meilin was daydreaming on her own, and came to the street, wanting to eat something to eat, but now she was starving to death.

He took out his cowhide purse and shook his mouth downwards.

Well, there is no copper...

Merlin was crying, and cursed the evil capitalism in his heart, and exploited the only two copper coins he had left.

"Gan, where can I get some money?"

If possible, Merlin didn't want to eat Bawang's meal, or else he would never pay his debts for the rest of his life.

Merlin had been standing in the bazaar for a long time and her heart moved when she saw the jugglers opposite.

Why can't I do a show?

Merlin never hesitated, just do it.

He took out the eating bowl, matched the broken crutches, and dressed up unkempt, and begged for a three-piece meal!

Meilin got lucky with her dantian and started to shout loudly in the downtown area

"Don't miss it when you pass by! At the beginning of the next year, you will be worth a penny! I want to eat with my own unique skills! Otaku and rotten girls, have money to hold a money field! No money to hold a personal field! It is not a monthly pass! it is also fine!"

Mei Lin shouted a few throats, and slowly gathered a group of people eating melons, with a little surprise on his face. I don't know what the unskilled man in front of me would be?

There were more and more onlookers, forming a wall of people, so it was so lively.

Seeing that it was almost done, Mei Lin felt that he could start performing. He had to make the villagers drop their jaws and pay for it.

"I want to start~!"

The onlookers were attentive, watching Mei Lin slightly bowed and ready to go, they couldn't help but look forward to it.

"Secret Skill: Repeatedly Jump!"

Merlin's figure was vague, leaving only an afterimage, swaying around two points, with an unusually fast speed, and a gust of wind, which made people look a little surprised.

The crowd onlookers exclaimed, feeling that Mei Lin was jumping away from side to side alone. He was probably a warrior, and his eyes could not keep up with his speed.

"How? Isn't it great?"

Repeated horizontal jumping is generally used by Merlin to exercise his body. Squatting at home, if you are too lazy to exercise, just jump around in the room to practice a good "kung fu".

A drop of crystal tears squeezed out of the corner of Mei Lin's eyes. He was psychologically sighing that it was so good to have leg cramps at night, otherwise, who the hell would exercise his body with repeated horizontal jumps when his brain was sick?

Seeing the audience's enthusiasm rises, he speeds up the frequency and pushes the atmosphere to a climax.

"Look at my gravitational acceleration!"

"Ninfa: the technique of multiple shadow clones!"

Suddenly, Mei Lin was speeding up, his figure was like electricity, leaving countless afterimages in mid-air. There were hundreds of them in the air. They looked really like shadow clones, but they were all because of the speed, which produced afterimages.

If a warrior who knows the goods is present, he might kneel on the ground, because it is difficult for the holy ranks to do so quickly!With hundreds of afterimages, this movement speed is unimaginable!

The crowd onlookers didn't know the doorway, they only felt that the shadow clone was very powerful, and it was also very exciting to bring the gusts of wind, so there was enthusiastic applause for a long time.

Merlin felt that the audience was feeling up and could reach out to ask for money, so he picked up the beggar bowl and squeezed in to make some fortune.

"My friends, give me some, give me some, what a meaning..."

As soon as the onlookers watched the performance end, they all dispersed.

Villagers rely on their ability to use prostitution, so why should they pay?

It's so cool when I watch it, as soon as I have to pay, there is no way!

The onlookers dispersed, leaving the scene in a mess, a scene of dilapidated depression, particularly shabby.

Merlin stood in place, with an embarrassed expression, messy in the wind.

He had a big head and performed hard on his own, but he didn't even have any hardships, it was cheating!After working so long, what are you doing?

However, there was one audience left, a pretty richly dressed little boy, with a big nose, eating lollipops, and staring at Merlin blankly.

Maybe the bear child felt boring, so he turned and left.

After finally leaving an audience, how could Merlin let him go easily?

What happened to the minor?Minors are also charged for buying tickets!

Merlin slapped the bear child's head and said with a gloomy smile

"Hey hey hey, kids don't leave..."

"Give me two copper coins to eat, and I will teach you to hit the mid laner."

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Chapter 8:

"Big... Uncle, I have no money?"

Seeing that Merlin was a little scared, the little boy almost fell to the ground with the lollipop in his hand.

"Big... Uncle?!"

Merlin frowned, feeling that his whole body was not well. Recently, he hasn't been dressed up, his beard is longer, and he looks very sloppy. Can he not suddenly become twenty years old?!

He always felt that the term "uncle" was far away from him, and suddenly he was called that by the bear kid, and his pride was hurt.

"Little friend, did you know that you just offended the world's most powerful swordsman, you might die immediately?"

"Huh!?" The little boy cried out in astonishment, his big nose suddenly stretched two centimeters.

"Hey, hey, wash your nose back, it's about to run into your neck." Merlin reminded him that he couldn't stand it.

The little boy sucked his nasal mucus back with a snorting sound, quite fast.

"Now, kid, what's your name?" Merlin asked tentatively.

"My name is Henry." The little boy shivered and answered honestly.

"Henry..." Merlin repeated it, and said with a serious face, "Listen well Henry, although you offend me, I am more kind, so I forgive your ignorance, but this kindness needs money. To buy, you only need... two copper coins."

Although Merlin's kindness is very cheap, worth only two copper coins, which sounds very good, but his expression is fierce, rubbing his fingers at the children, it is clear that he is robbing!

Even the little flowers of Great Britain are not let go, they are shameless, despicable, pornographic, and hateful Majesty.

Merlin now has no shame for the money. As long as he can get the money for meals, he will do everything he can to steal the ladies' underwear and sell them. He is willing to do it, but there should be no nobles in this small village.

Little Henry was a little bit embarrassed and terrified, and said cowardly, "I didn't bring money when I went out..."

Merlin squinted his eyes and didn't believe it. He thought that Henry was lying and dressed quite rich. How could he not bring money?

He suddenly thought of an equivalent exchange, which children usually ask for.

"Oh~, I see, you want to learn my martial arts, right?"

"No, I..." Little Henry stopped talking.

"I understand, I understand~" Merlin patted Henry on the shoulder, and said old-fashioned, "Unexpectedly, you are quite greedy at a young age. Normally I don't know how to teach others, but now I am relatively poor, so I can make an exception to teach you. Two tricks."

Little Henry's big nose came out again, and his mood was more complicated.

"Have you ever heard of a palm technique that descends from the sky, ah! It's a swordsmanship that descends from the sky..." Mei Lin pretended to be profound. In fact, he didn't know how to skin, so he would draw a sword.

Little Henry shook his head. Under Merlin's flicker, he seemed to have such a little interest.

"Its name is Storm Swordsmanship, Haseki!" Meilin continued to flicker in a mysterious manner. "Each time the enemy is in Q twice, you can release a tornado magic. As long as you roll up a person, you can use the profound meaning: ah pain crack Yekay hurts! Dick it?"

"Listen... it sounds amazing..." Little Henry was full of little stars, and was completely fooled by Merlin. "But what are the specific moves?"

"Draw a knife and cut..." Merlin raised his eyebrows, cheeky and said the name of a basic skill.

"Tsk..." Little Henry's momentum changed abruptly, and he said with contempt, "What? Draw a knife and cut it, ordinary martial arts apprentices don't bother to learn skills, and they think it is a powerful sword skill, which is really disappointing. "

Merlin's face was covered with black lines, and his brows were frowned, as if he had lost his soul, suddenly a little unacceptable.

Hey Hey hey!

what's the situation?

I had a runny nose just now.