Yesterday, I heard that Merlin and Alice were practicing in the dojo. Tyler wanted to observe and observe, but he couldn't help but feel a bit regretful because of his affairs.
Seeing that Merlin was so obsessed with horse betting today, I couldn’t help thinking
Betting on horses?
It must be a unique way of practicing.
It can instantly exercise people's mental power, and do not be surprised at everything.
As expected of Merlin, the old man seems to have learned new knowledge...
It seems that the elder Taylor thinks too much, and sooner or later a generation of martial arts masters will be taken into the ditch by Merlin.
"It's okay, bad luck is always temporary. You have to believe that you will always see a rainbow after wind and rain, and you will always see the light after a few attempts." Hobbs kept encouraging Merlin and said it very well.
"How can I have the money to try a few more times? The hard-earned money has been taken away by the vampire Alice." Merlin sighed sadly, and began to drink away his sorrows.
"Almost forgot, you are all a member of the Strictly Wife Club, you can't be as free as before." Hobbes showed sympathetic eyes.
"We are not really married, don't get me wrong." Merlin couldn't help but explain.
"Don't make trouble, now the couple adventurers have proved that once you wear it, the explanation is no longer useful. Everyone thinks you are a husband and wife." Hobbs swayed and said intentionally or unconsciously, "Besides, Miss Alice is very good. Although the popularity is not as high as that of Rukia's scheming bitch, it can be regarded as a fight back and forth."
"She? Stop joking, Miss Rukia pushed her chest forward, and Alice immediately vomited blood to death." Merlin laughed, feeling the picture very happy.
"The boobs can't fully appreciate the value of a person. Alice's character is a little cuter than Lucia, don't you think?" Hobbes raised his eyebrows.
"Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, not feeling Alice's cute character at all, just annoying.
"Furthermore, after the necromancy incident in Denbighshire, Alice has become famous in Wales, and a beautiful woman with purple hair just came over to ask me about Alice." Hobbs grinned.
"Who is it?" Merlin asked suspiciously.
"It's that..." Hobbes turned his head and pointed behind him, but no one was seen, "Huh!? Damn, I was sitting there just now, why suddenly disappeared?"
Merlin looked in the direction Hobbes was pointing, and saw no one.
I only saw an empty table top with steaming coffee on it and I haven’t finished drinking yet
Woman with purple hair...
Who?
(?-_?)??
Chapter 16: Monthly Ticket Plus
"Strange, it was there just now, why did it disappear suddenly?" Hobbes looked very surprised.
Merlin looked back, feeling a little baffling.
"Just now..." Hobbs poked Merlin and said seriously, "There is a beautiful lady with purple hair, just like me inquiring."
"Beauty with purple hair?" Merlin frowned, thinking that normal beauties should avoid Hobbes, right?After all, the smell of wine can make people retreat.
"Yes! Old and beautiful. Although the hair is half-hidden, it does not have a charm. The eyes are charming, the lips are white and the teeth, especially the long white legs that are exposed. Two words..." Hobbs was in two. Finger, seriously, "beautiful!"
"Oh." Merlin responded coldly, taking a sip of beer calmly, not interested at all.
Hobbes thought that Merlin could happily inquire about women, but the result was an indifferent appearance, too uninteresting.
"I just want to say, Alice is pretty good, brother, don't be blessed in the blessing."
"Hehe, I don't think Alice is better at all?" Merlin disagreed with Hobbes's words. He only felt that Alice was annoying and didn't find any advantages during the cohabitation these days.
"It's not me who yelled your wife, don't you think Alice is very suitable for marriage?" Hobbs squinted.
"How do you say?" Mei Lin asked with interest.
"Let’s give two examples first--"
"Rukia represents the public lover, the goddess of dreams in the eyes of countless people."
"Alice represents a serious girl, very suitable for getting married together."
Hobbs knocked on the wine table and began to compare the two girls, trying to convince Merlin.
"Let’s talk about Rukia first, she has a good figure, a beautiful look, and a very good temperament. There are people giving roses every day, and there are constant scandals with a bunch of playboys. Can you be assured of marrying her with this kind of girl? Her monthly consumption is huge, cosmetics, clothes, maintenance, these expenses are astronomical, friends, not you can afford."
"Furthermore, Alice has no shortcomings except for her small chest. She takes it out and takes it back. She is self-reliant, and she will keep the family. She has never had any scandals with anyone, and she never spends money on such a girl. It's suitable for marriage, Alice is so a little bit, now it's your wife, why are you not satisfied?
Merlin looked at Hobbs's squinted eyes and smiled without saying a word.
"Brother, don't be kidding me. If you don't know how to cherish it, some people are rushing to ask for Alice, don't regret it..." Hobbes said seriously.
"Someone robbed it? Except for the stupid son of a certain landlord, I really haven't seen anyone else." Merlin looked around and asked in surprise, "Where is Arnold? Why didn't I see him?"
"I heard that after being rejected by Alice to propose, Arnold locked himself in the room and couldn't come out. He was in a crazy state every day." Hobbes said awkwardly.
"Isn't it..." Mei Lin showed an incredible expression, was rejected by a washboard, so sad?Shouldn’t I be glad that I was not targeted?
"I was stunned, and if my mother and my mother could be stunned." Arnold said, Hobbes was sad at an elevation angle of 45°.
"??" Merlin was full of question marks, thinking about what bird language, why couldn't he understand it, did grief promote Arnold to kill Matt noble?
"Anyway, he is very sad now." Hobbs took a sip of beer and said earnestly, "Friend, I am a person from here, maybe now you think Alice manages too much and restricts your economy, but most women They are all very responsible creatures, and the starting point is to maintain this home. If you are allowed to indulge, I guess Alice will sleep with you on the street."
"You seem to be married..." Merlin said disapprovingly.
"I am indeed married, and my children are 8 years old." Hobbes answered seriously.
"Puff!" Merlin squirted out the beer as soon as he took a sip, his face was shocked, "Really?! You are actually married and have a baby!"
"I have been married for more than ten years, and I am also a member of the Wife Strict Club. My wife is super fierce. You still have one gold coin to spend, and I only have one silver coin." Hobbes said very bitterly, his face full of words. There is nothing to love.
Merlin squinted his eyes and looked at Hobbes with a weird look, thinking that Hobbes could find his wife?!How unlucky is his wife?I can't tell that this guy is already a father!
"Actually, I understand your current mood. I just need to go out and vent it." Hobbes thought for a while, and he hugged Merlin, and the god said mysteriously, "Are you very free now? Can you do?"
"So what?" Merlin replied in a low voice.
"Shall we go to Helena's secret hut to play?" A hint of excitement flashed in Hobbes' eyes.
"Helena's secret cabin?" Merlin frowned suspiciously.
"Didn't you talk to you last time?" Hobbs had a very confidant expression on his face, "It's just that there are a lot of girls and a lot of fine wine. It's what we men know..."
"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless, tentatively said, "Aren't you married? You have children now, isn't that good?"
"Oh, everyone is rascal, don't pretend, we just go to relax and have no other meaning." Hobbs urged on the side.
"Aren't you afraid of being caught and raped by your wife like this?" Mei Lin asked with narrowed eyes.
"It's true that I have been entertaining Helena's Secret House since it opened. It has been 7 years and I have not been caught once." Hobbes said very proudly.
Merlin hesitated, thinking that she had nothing to do, and it didn't matter if she went shopping, so she said shyly, "But I don't have money..."
"Don't panic, I'll treat you~" Hobbs patted his chest.
"Didn't you say that you only get a silver coin every month? There is still extra money to spend for fun, meow meow meow!?" Merlin frowned and found that he couldn't understand Hobbes.
"Brother, a man must have his own small vault, you know~" Hobbes' little eyebrows kept shaking, very sullen~
Merlin felt that he was not well, and looked at Hobbes and thought
Hobbs, this mean old bastard...
What a damn talent!?
In the corner outside the guild gate.
In the darkness, Dragon Rogue Karona has been lurking here for a long time.
Relying on beauty, she has successfully extracted Alice's message from Hobbes.
At the same time, I also know that Alice's husband is called Merlin, who is a useless ordinary person.
When Carolina was about to kill Alice, she saw Merlin coming to the guild, and at a glance she recognized that the key on his neck was exactly what she was looking for.
Karona was overjoyed. Killing Alice might have made some movement, but if she was discovered, she could not continue to act low-key.
But now the key to the Hell Legion is in Merlin's hands. A villager without magic and grudge can kill him by himself.
So Carolina temporarily changed her plan, intending to find an opportunity to kill Merlin directly and get back the keys to the Hell Legion.
Merlin and Hobbs walked out of the guild together, ready to visit Helena's secret cabin.
All this fell in the eyes of Karona, and she followed like a shadow.
The two of them giggled, and they didn't seem to notice the purple figure behind them, like a ghost.
Karona's face was gloomy, and when she smiled her mouth was grinning to the bottom of her ears, looking terrifying
Humph~
It’s Merlin Lucifer, right?
There are a few villagers, I have the confidence to kill him in the blink of an eye.
And he?I can't even see my face.
I can only smell a trace of perfume...
(~_,~)