"Huh!? Da Vinci...Miss!?" Merlin suddenly opened his small eyes, remembering that something was happening, so he quickly sat up on the sofa and touched the key on his neck, "Yes, yes. Yes, there is such a thing."
Alice looked at Merlin's messy blonde hair just waking up, and she didn't sigh too much and said, "Hurry up and wash, you are too rude to see people like this."
"Yes, yes, you also remember to tuck the chest pad, otherwise it would be rude." Merlin grabbed his hair and said casually.
"Uh!" Alice's face became difficult to look instantly, she kindly called Merlin, but she was ridiculed, "It doesn't matter if you don't stuff your chest pads! Just take care of yourself! You used to be a devil, now you only recognize **!"
"Why are you angry? I just hate that you wobbled in front of me with the washboard early in the morning, which is an obstacle to my eyes." Merlin covered his eyes as if looking at Alice's washboard would be blind. "So as to be polite, please put on a chest pad and talk to me in the morning, otherwise I will disturb my mood when I see a map on your chest."
"Your eyes are really dirty! I said that seeing your eyes every day makes me feel uncomfortable!? I have been looking at strange places!" Alice guarded her chest in astonishment, and her disgust towards Merlin rose to several levels. , "You are not so good! I see your messy hair every morning, and my mood suddenly deteriorates!"
"Ah!?" Merlin looked at the top of Alice's head, and said blankly, "My hair is messy? It's annoying that you have a dull hair on your head every day?"
"Enough! I don't want to quarrel with you now, hurry up to the guild, don't delay Miss Da Vinci's time!" Alice stopped the rhythm of spraying each other.
"This Da Vinci... Miss, are you so busy?" Merlin asked in surprise.
"Of course I'm busy, Miss Da Vinci is either going out to perform tasks, or soaking in the library. We must have delayed other people's study time if we want to see her." Alice explained and went to the bathroom.
Merlin scratched the messy hair on her head, thinking suspiciously in her heart
It should not be something to invent.
Do you paint the Mona Lisa in your spare time?
Merlin and Alice finished packing themselves and went directly to the guild.
After Alice looked around, she saw a short-haired girl in a red magic robe.
If the facial features are not too delicate, I am afraid that he will be misunderstood as a male.
She cut her brown hair very short and looked extremely capable.
A pair of monocles hung on the bridge of his nose, and he was attentively reading a thick book on the tabletop.
There was a silver adventurer's certificate hanging around his neck, which was drooping on the table.
Region: Wrexham.
Name: Leonardo di Piero da Vinci.
Occupation: Magician.
As for the side, there is a similar teammate, a black-skinned woman with a hot body.
The golden hair was curled up high, and the strong outfit on his body was not sure what kind of animal skin it was, and it was light, but at first glance it was very suitable for active fighting, and there was a glove weapon hanging around his waist.
Although the appearance is black, it looks very good. The big smart eyes feel like a passionate person. The most conspicuous is the pair of big breasts, dragged directly on the table, and the gully in the middle keeps attracting men's eyes.
I didn't see Hobbes today. I don't know if it was because of the excessive drinking last night. If I was there, I would definitely stare at someone's breasts.
The blonde and black-skinned woman looked around boredly, and the golden adventurer on her neck proved to be dazzling.
Region: Wrexham.
Name: Chloe Rossetti.
Occupation: Fighter.
Alice saw Leonardo and Rossetti after a long distance, especially Rossetti’s couple, "This black cow..."
"Huh!?" Merlin looked at Alice in surprise, and asked, "Who?"
"It's the blonde and dark-skinned woman." Alice angered Nurosetti and said in a bad tone, "She is Da Vinci's partner, and the two often go out on missions together, almost inseparable. "
Merlin looked at Rossetti in the distance, especially the couple, subconsciously exclaimed, "I'm going, it's so big..."
Alice glared at Merlin, bitterly stepped on Merlin's foot with high-heeled boots, and scolded sourly, "What are you talking about?! Keep your eyes honest! Harassment of women is not allowed in the guild!"
"Tsk!" Merlin shrank her feet and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing? Can't you scold someone's cow just because they are so big?"
"This guy always laughs at me, and also shows me that she has the fat on her own, which caused me a mental injury that is difficult to heal." Alice responded unhappy, her expression very unnatural.
"Really..." Merlin glanced at Alice's washboard, and she would indeed be hurt.
"In short, Rossetti is the second person I hate." Alice said angrily.
"Then who is number one?" Merlin felt that there should be no more.
"You!" Alice said unceremoniously, casting a very disgusting look at Merlin.
"???" Merlin thought he was a very nice person, why is Alice so prejudiced against herself?
Under Alice's leadership, Merlin walked directly to Leonardo's table.
Although Alice didn't want to see Rossetti, she couldn't avoid the cow to see Leonardo.
"Miss Da Vinci, long time no see~" Alice greeted with a smile.
Da Vinci looked away from the book and looked up at Alice, "It's been a long time since I saw Miss Alice, I heard Miss Lucia say you need me for something?"
"Yes." Alice nodded.
"It's been a long time since I saw Alice, why didn't you say hello to me when you saw me?" Rossetti waved to Alice enthusiastically.
"Ah, so you are here, Rossetti..." Alice's attitude changed abruptly, her expression very disgusting.
"Hey hey hey! Alice..." Rossetti said in a slightly aggrieved tone with the waterfall sweat on his forehead and black lines.
"What is your tone and expression?"
"Should the difference be so obvious? Too hurtful."
"I’m not just having bigger breasts than you, sexier body than you, better luck for men than you, better luck than you, more money than you, living more spacious than you, having been published in various photo magazines and newspapers, not a few thousand Ten thousand debts, other..."
"What else? Why should you be so hostile to me?"
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Chapter 29: Monthly Ticket Plus
What else is Alice?
There is nothing commendable anymore.
Poor Alice was taunted by Rossetti, and her heart was stabbed with countless knives.
Alice originally hated Rossetti, but now her hatred for the black cow has risen by a big margin.
Merlin felt a little uncomfortable listening to the ruthless ridicule, not to mention Alice, feeling that this woman Rossetti is really superior, and I have to say that the invisible heart is the most deadly!
"Shut up! Lorna, you're so annoying!" Alice couldn't help it anymore, and she cursed directly, regardless of her elegant image.
"Alice, don't swear, I know that a small chest is a privilege, but this is not the reason why you are dirty." Rossetti said innocently.
"Um..." Alice felt her stomach hurts, probably because she was injured internally by her anger.
"Cough!" Da Vinci coughed and said faintly, "If you have something, please sit down and talk."
Alice sat down angrily. After Merlin sat down, she looked at Da Vinci carefully. She felt that this girl was a loli figure, but she couldn't overlap with the image of the old man in her mind. It didn't look good at all!
Now Merlin has seen Leonardo in another world, and wondered if he could still meet Napoleon, the Lionheart, Ivan the Terrible or something in the future?I guess Joan can also be met, it’s kind of amazing~!
"Your Excellency, what are you staring at me for? Is there something wrong with my face?" Da Vinci asked, his voice a little childish.
"No, no, no, I just thought of you and some guy who painted the Mona Lisa together." Merlin looked back and said embarrassingly, thinking that although the name is the same, the different world is always different, right?
"Really? It's a pity that I'm a magician, not a painter, and I don't like painting. I only like to study various puzzles." Da Vinci replied seriously.
"That's right, I was a little bit abrupt, thinking that your names are similar." Merlin nodded, thinking that it was different from the real world.
But if Da Vinci knew that he was a girl with a loli figure in another world, I wonder if he would lift the washboard and curse the CNMSB author!
"Alice, I heard Rukia say you're married? This is the little brother, right?" Rossetti looked up and down Merlin, his eyes lit up a little, "Looks like a little brother, sister is a little bit My heart is moved~"
Merlin was expressionless, what kind of ridicule hadn't been seen?I want to stop Bitch!Call me grandpa, right?
"Unexpectedly, Alice, you like this kind of white face type. It's amazing. I thought you like muscular men?" Rossetti giggled, and the stalwart on his chest trembled, "No wonder I can't see it when I come back. This guy Arnold, I knew you were married and cried out in the toilet, haha~"
"Congratulations on your getting married, Miss Alice." Da Vinci didn't seem to say much, but only occasionally said a few words, seemingly not interested in the mess.
"Alice is obviously a golden adventurer. She actually married a dark iron adventurer. Sure enough, this is true love? There are so many good choices. Look at Arnold. Although he is the stupid son of the landlord, he is so gold. , If I choose Arnold, I don't have to worry about life in the future." Rossetti kept teasing.
"Don't talk nonsense! We are not married! The president accidentally got it all! It's just a nominal couple now, let alone I seem to be married." Alice angrily defended, and she would be treated as if she was there everywhere now. Husband's wife.
"Yeah, we are not married." Merlin also echoed, not wanting to be misunderstood.
"Huh?" Rossetti looked at Merlin and Alice, and said with a smile, "Stop making trouble, you are sitting together, except for your husband and wife. I can't think of any other relationship. It must be an awkward relationship in private and deliberately refused to admit it Right?"
Merlin didn't want to explain more.
Lovely Lisi still did not give up and explained, "No! We are not a husband and wife, we are your enemies!"
"Really?" Rossetti narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively.
"Really, we feel uncomfortable if we don't quarrel for a day~" Alice said impassionedly, clearly expressing the relationship between the two.
"Since you are not a real couple..."
Rossetti got up and walked behind Merlin, hugging him from behind.