"What are you doing?! Can't you be quiet early in the morning?"
"Um..." Alice said angrily when Merlin saw Merlin's bad attitude, "What are you doing so fierce? Am I here to tell you the good news?"
"What good news? Did my full fifty thousand gold coin betting ticket win the lottery?" Merlin asked impatiently, still unwilling to give up on his own destiny.
"..." Alice didn't speak, she was speechless about Merlin's question, thinking about his LOW luck to the center of the earth?Don’t even think about it to know that you can’t get a point?Still thinking of flying in fortune?Dream, you have everything in your dreams.
Seeing that Alice was silent, Merlin thought she had acquiesced, and then opened her eyes wide, and her heart trembled uncontrollably.
God!Sure enough, the goddess of luck has not completely abandoned me!The one that should come will come!
Before long, I will be promoted and raise my salary, become general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.Think about it, I'm still a little excited, hehe~~?
Merlin felt that his big black face could be rescued, not to the point where it was black and hopeless.
"Could it be... maybe... Masaka!?"
"Wake up! Stop dreaming, think of something practical."
Alice raised her hand and wanted to knock on Merlin's forehead.
But he didn't dare to hit Merlin casually, so he had to put it down angrily.
"How could you win the lottery?! My savings must have been squandered by you, and you can't even hear it!"
"Hey!" Merlin was immediately disappointed, and immediately lost interest, and asked casually, "What's the good news? Is it so happy that the price of the childish bear panties in the tailor shop is cut?"
"You..." Alice blushed and pointed at Merlin angrily, "No jokes about my underwear, it's my habit that I don't need a guy like you to complain!"
"Huh..." Merlin snorted coldly and poked the fried egg on the floor. "What good news is that? I'll just listen to it."
"That's it..." Alice unfolded the newspaper in her hand, showed it to Merlin, and said seriously, "The previous Luke was a fake Elgin swordsman, and the real Elgin swordsman was someone else!"
"Huh?" Merlin put down the knife and fork, squinted and looked at the bold black lettering on the newspaper
"A lie planned by the royal family, Luke turned out to be a fake Elgin swordsman!? The real hero is still in the vast crowd!"
Merlin smiled helplessly, thinking that this matter is still known to passers-by. I don't know what the human queen plans to do?
But all this was expected by Merlin, and he didn't feel much surprised, after all, he was there at the time.
"Oh, Luke is a fake Elgin swordsman, then what?"
"And isn't this something very exciting?!" Alice folded her hands together, her eyes were full of little stars, and she muttered to herself.
"Let me just say, how could the man I admire like that?"
"Now it seems that Elgin's great swordsman is someone else!"
"How to do it?"
"The more I think about it, the more I feel that the real Elgin Great Swordsman is a strange man, so charming..."
After listening to this, Merlin rolled his eyes and couldn't help holding his forehead, thinking helplessly
Damn it!
Is it so simple?
Don't fuck me in front of me, okay?
Don't I, the big devil, don't want face...
(??Ω????)
PS ■
The sixth episode was refreshed by myself, and it was replaced early in the morning.
Chapter 9: Letters
After Alice finished speaking, she didn't forget to look at Merlin from the corner of her eye, like to see how she reacted?
In fact, this is also a kind of tentative. If Merlin would be jealous, he would be thunderous.
However, apart from a slight change in Merlin's face, there was no reaction at all, as if he hadn't heard it.
"Elgin Great Swordsman is really handsome, much better than you..."
Alice didn't give up too much, and added, wanting to see if she can stimulate her beauty.
But Merlin is still a virtue, and this time he nodded, "Well, it's a big deal, it's crazy."
Alice's face suddenly became difficult to look at, turning blue and red, and trembling with anger.
So Alice came to Merlin and slapped the table hard, causing him to make a loud "bang".
"I said you, can you give me some reaction?"
Merlin let go of simplicity, and didn't like being disturbed during breakfast, "What do you want to do?"
"I'm complimenting Elgin's great swordsman, why aren't you angry?" Alice asked confidently.
"???" Merlin was full of question marks, spreading his hands, "Why should I be angry?"
"you……"
Alice blushed, thinking that her nominal wife always praises other men. Is it normal that Merlin is not jealous?!
Individuals will be very unbalanced, unless Merlin doesn't care about her intentions at all.
Obviously he cares about him so much, he should also care about himself, right?
So Alice mumbled deliberately, her words a little unclear.
"You...Aren't you also a male? Isn't it instinct to fight for mating rights? Besides... Besides, I am your wife in name. Being angry is the most basic respect for me..."
"???" Merlin's whole expression became astonished, she really couldn't understand Alice's brain circuit, "Who do you praise has anything to do with me? Besides, if you are really angry, it is not a fake couple, but a real couple. ..."
Alice's breathing was stagnant, she blushed without speaking, and her heart throbbed. Yes, if she is really angry, wouldn't she be like a real couple?
Seeing Alice not speaking, Merlin's face was still red, her eyes widened and her face changed.
"Hey, you guy won't like me? I want to do a fake show..."
"Uh……"
Alice was agitated all over, like a cat with its tail stepped on, her expressions changed continuously.
I saw Alice's face slowly flushed, as if she had drunk too much, and opening her mouth was a flustered explanation.
"Don't... don't don't... don't be kidding!"
"Look at...Look at your stinky virtue, I won't like you!"
"Also...Are you actually doing a fake show? What a joke, unless I'm blind!"
"I'm going to practice now, you... just daydream at home by yourself, huh~!"
As soon as the voice fell, Alice turned her head and left, and left the house without looking back, for fear of being misunderstood by Merlin.
Merlin looked at Alice's red ears, the expression on her face couldn't help but wonder, she didn't know what was thinking in her heart.
Alice closed the door with a "bang" and completely disappeared from Merlin's vision.
Merlin retracted his gaze, looked down at the dusty fried eggs on the plate, muttering to himself in wonder
"Is Alice suffering from a neurosis? Does inheritance crystal have such side effects? Haven't heard of it..."
Merlin felt that Alice was weird compared to before. She used to look disgusting and disgusting, just like seeing a fly.
Now when I look at myself, I actually blush. Isn't this the same as the group of nympho girls outside?
Merlin was in a mess now, feeling that Alice felt affectionate towards herself, but her mouth was as poisonous as before.
Is it my own illusion?In fact, Alice didn't mean that to herself, but she misunderstood it.
It is also possible...I have a different feeling for this washboard!?
"Fuck."
Merlin immediately covered her mouth, her eyes became suspicious, thinking carefully in her heart
Calm down.
We are just a symbiotic relationship.
It's just for their own freedom, working hard to pay off the huge debt, and then go their separate ways.
There will never be any inexplicable things like love. It seems that I am a little unconscious and need to wash my face...
Alice leaned against the door, lowered her head, but did not rush to leave, but was confused.
What am I thinking?!
Why do you expect Merlin to react so much?
Now that I care about Merlin's thoughts so much, wouldn't I really like this bastard??
Alice's face was flushed, and she subconsciously covered her face. She was embarrassed. She felt that she couldn't be so direct next time, or Merlin would notice something, which would be too embarrassing.
But Alice recalled what Merlin had just said, "It's not a fake couple that is really angry, but a real couple."