After a long time, I am a fake hooligan...

This female knight is the one who is really unruly towards the queen!

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Chapter 5: Very Good

Elizabeth looked at Masefield with a weird look. Although Merlin's complaints were irrelevant, it still felt weird.

Masefield was like a cat with its tail stomped on, his face flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, "I...I just know what's wrong? Don't change the subject! The problem now is that you cheat us with fakes!"

"This..." Merlin scratched her cheek with her fingers, pretending to be calm, "isn't it just a jump in stockings? Does it matter if the queen wears it?"

"It's a big deal!" Masefield frowned and said hostilely. "The ghost knows what you do with your majesty's underwear?! This involves dignity!"

"Making a fuss, I don't have that bad taste. Even if I vomit a few drools, I won't be so troubled with me?" Mei Lin spread his hands.

"You bastard..." Masefield gritted his teeth angrily, recalling what had happened before, and was full of death with the great Elgin swordsman.

"Your Excellency Great Swordsman, since you don't have any special hobbies, why don't you give me back what you robbed of me?" Elizabeth seemed to have noticed something.

"If I don't want to pay it back, I don't want to pay it back. There is no reason." Mei Lin said lightly, thinking that I don't want to pay it back?Didn’t the stockings be torn apart by Alice and thrown away?

"That's really a pity..." Elizabeth lowered her head, even if Merlin didn't say it clearly, she guessed that she was going to be okay.

"What do you mean by regret? You don't want to expose it for a while, do you? The ugly thing is ahead, I don't like to do useless work..." Merlin didn't bother to cover it up, and simply went to a showdown with Elizabeth.

"Since you can't return my things to me, then I can't immediately fulfill the promise. Moreover, when I agreed with you before, I never set a time for fulfillment." Queen Elizabeth said logically.

"Hey! You're a bit too much, I hate the guys who don't have credibility in business..." Merlin slowly got up from the chair, looking like he was going to fight.

"What are you doing?!" Masefield cheered up, and put on a dreadful posture.

"Your Excellency, please calm down. We can talk if there is a difference. The best policy is to strive for a win-win situation in the area where the interests of both parties meet." Although Elizabeth was smiling, a bead of sweat slipped on her forehead.

"I just want to get back the benefit that belongs to me. Isn't that too much?" Merlin shrugged.

"But the debt you have on your body is too large. It is more than 97 million gold coins. This is not a small amount. In any country, it is impossible to pay off with a casual move." Elizabeth had to reveal. Some facts.

"Hiss..." Masefield subconsciously took a breath, looked at Elgin Great Swordsman in amazement, wondering what this man did?How could you owe such money?!It's incredible!

Merlin didn't speak, but thought embarrassingly inwardly, my God!Don't tell the specific numbers, every time you hear it, you will feel a sense of incompetence.

"With the financial resources of the British Empire, it will take at least 20 years to do nothing to help you repay your debts. Even if I want to fulfill my promises, I will be powerless. Moreover, the empire needs to be rebuilt now, and money is used everywhere." Elizabeth The tone was full of helplessness.

Merlin thought that he owed so much money, it did not show that Elizabeth paid off in one breath. After all, the productivity of a country is limited and it is not a money printing machine.

"Then what do you want to do? The ugly words come first, but I am definitely not going to be a free part-time job."

"Since I promised to assist you in repaying your debts, I will naturally not go back. Our royal family will intervene and interfere with your debts. It only needs to be paid in installments. It is impossible to pay off all at once. In addition, the relationship between our royal family and the Holy See is pretty good. I have also communicated privately with the Pope many times. I can help you to say some good things to make your debt pressure much less. Maybe you don’t need to repay such a huge amount.” Elizabeth said what she meant, although it is not not to pay, but now I can't afford to be ashamed.

Merlin thought about it carefully, and found that Queen Elizabeth's offer was indeed very attractive. Not only did she promise to repay the debt, she would also help negotiate with the Holy See. How could she get a 20% discount for the queen's face?

He hasn't been so stupid enough to rush people to death. With Elizabeth's current ability, it is almost impossible to pay back.

Merlin recalled that debt collectors in the real world were very taboo against debt collection and drove people to death. He was not afraid of things, but who would care for the money if he died?

It almost becomes dead without reconciliation, and can only admit that it is bad luck. It is better to let people live and squeeze some blood from time to time.

Anyone who will kill people if they don’t pay back the money is either a brain stubborn or a mere idiot...

"It's not unacceptable, it just needs a deadline? What if you have an indefinite gap?"

"In 30 years, within 30 years, I will definitely fulfill my promise and let your Excellency get out of the heavy debt." Queen Elizabeth responded seriously.

Merlin lowered her head, showing a contemplative look, "Then Princess Michele still owes me?"

"Your Excellency calculated the accounts so clearly, then I'm not welcome. In Elgin, you sank fifty Imperial battleships, each costing 30,000 gold, and you need to pay 1.5 million gold to offset the rice. Sheel owes you, the rest depends on your assistance in the judgment of the Empire's suppression, I will not pursue it, what do you think?" Elizabeth said carefully.

Merlin pursed her lips and looked at Elizabeth, her forehead was full of black lines, and she cursed a swear word in her heart.

WRNMMP...

"That's it..."

Merlin put away the memory, did not explicitly say who the other party was, but expressed the meaning in very tactful words.

"You really snatched someone's stockings?! What a pervert! I look down on it more and more!" Alice poked Merlin's chest fiercely with her finger, and she didn't know how to complain, "You...if you have What ulterior habit, you can actually tell me..."

"What did I tell you?" Merlin frowned.

"Don't you know better than me! Perverted devil!" Alice blushed and cursed angrily.

"Who is a pervert? The situation was more complicated at the time. I didn't grab it because of a certain hobby." Merlin emphasized solemnly, "And you are too impulsive. If you don't tear that rich woman's stockings, we are now free. Why didn’t I stop you? Now my intestines are blue."

"You lied to the ghost, because I tore a silk stocking, I let tens of millions of gold coins fall out? Is that possible! Don't make up a story and just buckle me, I won't eat this set! Humph~!" The silk bulges its double gills, like a pufferfish in anger.

Merlin frowned, wondering when did she make up a story?It's not necessary at all, and the remuneration is already inextricably linked to the prodigal lady Alice.

"Actually...in fact, we can't pay off the debts...and it's fine..." Alice murmured in a small voice.

"Ah? What are you talking about?!" Merlin widened her eyes, thinking she had heard it wrong.

"No...nothing..." Alice shook her head, lowered her head, blushing without speaking.

If it weren't for the money owed, it would seem that we would not be together.

Merlin might have slipped away a long time ago, and there is nothing to restrain him.

It’s good now. Although it’s a bit difficult, at least he can stay by my side...

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Chapter 6: Monthly Ticket Plus

In fact, Alice understands Merlin's relatively bad personality. Whenever troubles unrelated to him appear, she either pretends to be dead or doesn't see it.

If it weren't for debt, you would have to be pursued wherever you go except for the Demon Territory. It is estimated that this fellow Merlin would have run away long ago.

Will you stay with Alice honestly?It's impossible, I've already gone to other places to be happy.

That's why Alice felt that it was not a bad thing to have a huge debt now, at least she could be with Merlin every day.

Now Alice is not as eagerly trying to pay off her debts like she was at first, but it would be nice to be slower.

If Alice and Merlin really become free people, whether they can continue to live together is really unknown.

Merlin looked at the worried Alice, wondering if this guy was crazy?It's hard to understand that it's pretty good now.

Alice blushed and did not speak, but felt a little embarrassed and angry, so she broke the silence and said, "In other words, you have been out for more than a month and nothing has been done. Come back empty-handed?"

"This...Although I don't want to admit it, the fact seems to be like this." A drop of cold sweat appeared on Merlin's forehead.

"Then you said so much, isn't it the same as if you didn't say it?" Alice said helplessly without raising up her show. "I feel that what you said before is false. Maybe you are totally wrong for more than a month. Going out and fooling around, made up a big lie to deceive me."

Merlin rolled her eyes and asked dissatisfiedly, "Miss, which eye did you see me telling lies?"

"The gold coins we owe are simply not something that ordinary people can help pay off, and just because I tore the stockings, I let this opportunity pass, how do I think... do you think it's fake?" Alice thought about what Merlin said. There are so many loopholes that seem to be untenable at all.

"Do you know who that rich woman is? She is the richest woman in this empire." Merlin asked back.

"Who is it?" Alice narrowed her eyes, thinking that the empire was the richest and should belong to the ruler. "Could it be that Queen Elizabeth failed?"

Merlin snapped his fingers and said with a serious face, "Smart, I didn't expect you to be right. Your instincts are pretty accurate."

Alice's expression changed from calm to suspicion, and finally her face was disgusted, and she looked up and down at Merlin with her eyes, "Just you?"

"What's the matter with me?" Merlin was puzzled, thinking that he had said something weird wrong?

"Just forget it, the queen of the empire is so high, how could it be related to you? Daydreaming is not a shame, but it is a bit too much to take the dream seriously." Alice shook her head, thinking that Merlin had been doing something recently. I don't know where I am, and I always say something that makes people tell lies at a glance.

"Ha..." Merlin gave a dry smile, thinking that it is true. In Alice's eyes, my ceiling is very low. It is impossible to have any intersection with the big people. Fortunately, I didn't tell the truth just now, or I might be mocked by this stinky lady. What's the point?

"I don't want to tell you what I don't want to tell. I didn't force you. Why make up some ridiculous things to lie to me?" Alice, turning your head away angrily, said blushing, "In the end you just have to come back. I don’t care about other things..."

"Huh?" Mei Lin squinted her eyes, smelling the sour smell of love, "Hey, are you a rookie brave sex?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Then what you said was too ambiguous, and it made me misunderstand a little..." Merlin touched his chin, thoughtfully.

"What is misunderstanding, do you want to be crooked, I just...but I can't go out to work here if you don't come back, couple adventurers are going to be together!" Alice racked her brain and thought of excuses.

"Yes...Is it..." Merlin frowned, nodded solemnly, thinking that a principled person like Alice shouldn't have illusions about her own demon.

"Really, don't misunderstand me casually, you are the devil who likes casual sex, huh~!" Alice turned and walked towards the stove, and said angrily to Merlin behind him, "Hurry up and pack things. Get up, eat for a while, and then go to practice with me."

Merlin was taking off her coat. Hearing Alice's words, she was suddenly dissatisfied, "Is there any mistake? I just came back. Let me stay with you. Is there any humanity? Don't I need to rest... "

"It's just being my sparring partner, and it won't make you work hard." Alice opened the soup pot and picked up the spoon.

"But you are too good. When you are practicing with you, I will fall asleep." Merlin was a little reluctant, and finally came back. He was full of rest.

"Ah?! You give me just a little bit. I can still fall asleep while playing? Although I can't beat you, I don't have enough food!" Alice defended herself seriously.

"When you often fight with children, you gradually become numb to victory, and you have no motivation at all. Even if you win, you have no sense of accomplishment. Do you know what I mean?" Merlin's words sounded euphemistic, but in fact they are all words. .

"Who is a kid? Your arrogant attitude is really annoying! Ah, I have had enough, I regret it, it's better for you not to come back!" Alice said angrily.