"Uh!" Alice flushed, feeling that Merlin was laughing at herself, so she said awkwardly, "...No, I'm just fulfilling my mother's responsibility..."
Merlin gave a dry laugh, got up and grabbed his messy hair, and then touched her mouth, "Strange? My breasts hurt a bit.
"Hmm!" Alice was agitated all over, her face turned dark, she didn't want to say that Chris was biting Merlin's milk. She slept all night.
"It's so numb..." Merlin rubbed her chest in wonder, thinking she had been bitten by a bug at night, "Um...Alice, I think we should let the guild guys look at Chris. Hidden, this group of guys will know sooner or later anyway, if they don’t know, maybe they will think about it, and then it will be embarrassing to make rumors spread...
"That's what I said." Alice thought for a while, and said seriously, "I will take Chris with you after dinner.'
"I'll just take Chrissy, and give me the half map that I brought back from the chaotic sea. Maybe Leonardo has already returned. I want to ask her what is this?" Merlin has not forgotten. The treasure map seized from the Lord of Chaos can be placed in a hidden treasure room, and it must be nothing ordinary.
"I said, let's go together, why are you taking Chrissy alone? Am I not Chrissy's mother?" Alice said dissatisfiedly.
"I didn't mean that, it's okay together..."
Merlin responded awkwardly.
"Humph!" Alice snorted and thought triumphantly, I want everyone to know that we already have Chris, so what if I and Merlin are not married?In the eyes of everyone, we are already a harmonious family of three. Should those vixies who are about to move around be quiet?
"Puff" Merlin lay down again, staring at Alice's eyes, and asked curiously, "What are you laughing at? How do you feel like a successful evil villain?
"...Nothing!" Alice was flushed, her eyes dodgy.
"Strange home...
Just as Merlin was worried, there had been rumors in Wrexham's guild for a long time, and everyone knew that Merlin was "happy to be a father".
And as the talk at the wine table, the rumors spread more and more, the more and more the novel of Pu Yi. Why does Merlin dare to be angry when he eats soft rice?Merlin Cuckold doesn't know?Merlin has a bad kidney and can't hand in homework?
Various ridiculous rumors spread, and Merlin has become synonymous with the unlucky men in the guild.
"Hobbs! You big mouth! Look at your good deeds?" Rukia glared at Hobbs angrily.
"Me? What's wrong with me?" Hobbs shook the spirits in the glass, feeling that Rukia was angry with herself inexplicably.
"You bastard spread the rumors! It's not like that at all! It's temporarily unsure whether Merlin and Alice have children, let alone whether they are biological, look at what you said?!" Rukia said on her forehead. The blue veins jumped, thinking that Hobbs deserves to be an intelligence dealer, and sooner or later everything he knows will be known all over the city!
"You can't blame me for this kind of thing, right? Rossetti told me, and the responsibility is clearly on you. How can everyone know if you don't tell Rossetti?" Hobbes took a calm sip of wine and provoked Looking at Rukia, "I have a big mouth? You are the big mouth. Don't deny that you are the source of the news.
"..." Rukia felt a little wronged, and she would not tell Rossetti if she knew it, but what should we do if there are rumors now?
How to explain to Alice?
Why not pour all the dirty water on Hobbes, anyway I have always been a white lotus...
The twenty-fifth volume of the prologue of the adventurer competition 21 rush to be a father (plus more)
"Qiangqiangqiang~J"
A slightly magnetic voice sounded, breaking the quiet atmosphere in the guild.
Arnold walked in at the pace of a bag, with a rose in his mouth, and his whole body was shining brightly.
"I haven't been to the guild for a long time, do you miss me?"
Rukia: "Get out
"Uh!" Arnold was splashed with cold water, his expression became awkward, "What is it? Are you so cold to me? Can't you welcome me after a long time?
"You, the most useless adventurer in the whole guild, don't have a little contribution, and I'm annoyed to see you." Rukia said with a grim look.
"Wait! Hobbs didn't contribute just like me, why is it only for me?" Arnold asked seriously.
"Hobbs, the old drunkard, does not earn a low income by collecting information, you? Shout, the landlord’s stupid... Rukia pouted and said in a contemptuous tone, "In addition to going back to inherit your father’s title, there is also a family Land, what do you say you have?"
"There are more than 2,000 private army knights, there are millions of gold coins, there are some port businesses, there are more than 100 maids, and the underground treasures that our family has passed down from generation to generation... Arnold said straightforwardly.
Hobbs:
"... Arnold covered his mouth, suddenly became sad, and said in a choked voice, "It seems that I am really useless compared to you. I am not as poor as you. I have been born and have no worries for my whole life. I am not worthy You are in the company, woo woo woo.
Hobbs jumped up from his chair, came to Arnold in a flash, and put his hand on his shoulder enthusiastically: "Who doesn't welcome you? I will help you clean him up! We are good brothers~"
"That's not your attitude just now?" Arnold frowned.
"...Drink too much~" Hobbs shook his glass, and said with an aura of alcohol, "We are good brothers. I will never forget this. If you are blessed, you should share it. Yours is mine. Still mine~
"???" Arnold was full of question marks.
"Come on, sit down! Let's have two drinks." Hobbes hooked up Arnold and asked secretly, "Did you just blow it?"
"Is this necessary?" Arnold rolled his eyes, and Rukia took the initiative to put a cup of black tea in front of him as soon as he sat down.
"Master Arnold, please use tea. If you haven't seen you for a few days, it seems that you have become more energetic, oh hoo hoo hoo hoo~" Rukia smiled very enthusiastically, and had forgotten what Arnold had just said, and was directly defeated by the cash ability.
"The same with you. I haven't seen you in a few days, Rukia, you are getting more and more beautiful...
"Where is it? Master Arnold is too acclaimed." Rukia pretended to be shy.
"It's a pity that it's not my food. You have a black heart and a bitch, whoever marries you will be unlucky.'
"...What did you say?" Rukia smiled and picked up the wine bottle next to her, shaking all over.
"When I look back, I will ask my father to donate tens of thousands of gold to the guild! To support the development of the local guild in Wrexham." "Master Arnold, you are a big...cough!You are such a generous person... Rukia put down the bottle in silence.
"Ah~, that's how I feel, I still have some contributions to the guild." Arnold found his life goal again, "Horges, just drink it today, I pay the bill."
Hobbs took a breath, and stood up and said to the other adventurers, pretending to be generous, "Everyone! Today is a good day, drink as much as you want, Master Arnold pays! Don’t Be polite with me, this is my good brother! His is mine, even if I invite everyone!
After hearing this, the adventurers raised their glasses to Hobbs, shouting "Hobbs is awesome", and directly ignored Arnold.
Hobbs waved his hands to his colleagues, very energetic, and played with the Buddha with flowers.
He sat down happily, extremely arrogant, and shouted at Rukia.
"Rukia, what are you doing in a daze? Pour me some wine!"
Rukia rolled her eyes at Hobbs and spit, "Bah! You deserve it too?"
"Huh?" Hobbs saw that Rukia ignored him and walked away, and wiped the drool on his face. "It's no wonder that the old president's hair is dying out, and Rukia still hasn't married. With this temper, the fool will approach her. By the way, Arnold, do you have anything else to do today?"
"I have prepared a fireworks feast, and I hope to invite Miss Alice." Arnold showed an expression of intoxication, and continued. That kind of atmosphere was so close before it was sent out, "I'm going to return to me and only let Chu come back to me~"
Turning around... Hobbs couldn't help but laugh, thinking that even if Merlin and Alice weren't actually married, Arnold would have no chance to "Come on! I am optimistic about you!"
Ah, "Thank you, I've been preparing for this for a long time... Arnold never forgets Alice." Actually Alice has already returned, in Wrexham."Hobbs said casually. "Huh?I'm going to invite Alice..." "Wait, I have a news here, maybe you want to know~" "What news?"Well..." Hobbs began to squeeze it, revealing an intelligence dealer's face, "Go ahead, I want to hear what you have news?" Arnold threw his wallet to Hobbs.Hobbs smiled and opened the purse, his eyes could not be opened by the golden light, and then he laughed from ear to ear, "Happy brother, in fact, Merlin and Si already have children.
Ellie "What? !" Arnold stood up in fright and said in disbelief, "They are not really married, how come they have children? !" "That child is not Merlin's. Brother Merlin was given a green hat, how about? Isn't it exciting? "Hobbs said happily."Really!" Arnold became complicated and muttered to himself, "I knew it! Miss Alice doesn't love Merlin very much. He just made up to live together, and I guessed it. "What are you going to do now?Are you still going to chase after?"Hobbs asked meaningfully. "Of course!Alice must need me now!It must be very hard for one person to take care of the children. This... Arnold said seriously, "I'll take it!
"That kid isn't yours?" Hobbes said in surprise."Hobbs, you don't understand. If you love someone, you love everything about her. As long as Miss Alice is willing to be with me, nothing is a problem. Arnold's eyes lit up with a "real" man-like flame."???"Hobbs thinks Arnold must have a problem in his brain. Who would think so? The Merlins had just arrived here, and Alice held Kriss and kept teasing her. Merlin looked around the guild and felt like today. It was much more deserted than usual, and said puzzledly, "Are you busy these days?People like this... Seeing Alice, Arnold quickly walked over and put his hands on Alice’s shoulders, "Miss Alice!" "Ah? What are you doing?" Alice frowned, wondering what new tricks Arnold was about to play. ?"Stop talking, Sister Alice..." Arnold looked at Kris in Alice's arms, gritted his teeth and said, "This child is raised! I will be her father from now on!"
When I came to Alice, my face suddenly turned black, "slap" a Tathagata palm on Arnold's face, and said solemnly, "No! You are not!"
Don't hide little Kris in her mother's arms, looking at the situation in front of her, she couldn't help biting her fingers in doubt, and tilted her head: "Huh?
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Merlin was silent, wondering which muscle is wrong with Arnold?Will you be Kris's father as soon as you come up?
"Sister Alice...why?" Arnold asked with swollen cheeks, incredible, feeling that Alice's reaction was different from what he thought!
"Why? I want to ask you why?" Alice said with frowning while holding little Kris.
Don't...you don't need me now?It is very hard to take a child by yourself!"Arnold said seriously.
Merlin and Alice showed doubts at the same time, and the words and deeds of Arnold in front of them made them feel strange.
Arnold saw the expressions of the two of them, realized that something was wrong, and asked tentatively, "Alice, didn't you kick Merlin and give birth to another man?
Alice:
Merlin
"...Isn't it?" Arnold frowned.
"Who said that?" Merlin asked with an ugly expression.
"Who's talking nonsense?" Merlin's eyes turned bad.
Arnold suddenly realized that he looked at Hobbs, who was drinking behind him, and realized that he was being tricked by this "brother".
"Ahem!" Hobbs coughed slightly to hide his embarrassment, pretending to look at the surrounding scenery.
Rukia didn't even look up, and scribbled on the ledger. When Alice and Merlin came to the door with their children, she was nervous and sweaty.
It's none of my business, none of my business, none of my business...
Merlin and Alice realized that for some unknown reason, gossip was spreading in the guild.
However, the two did not take it seriously, and instead sat down to explain the origin of Kris to everyone.
Let the rumors of the "Merlin Green Hat" that had been in the guild for many days quickly dissipated.
"This child is your real daughter?!" Hobbes was so frightened, his eyes were full of incredible.
"Yes, because there are so many weird things in the United Kingdom, by chance, this child inherited our blood, so it is our daughter." Merlin looked down at Chris in his arms, blinking big eyes , The colleagues who looked at Mom and Dad curiously "God! It's incredible!" Hobbes touched his messy stubble, staring at Chrissy, "I'm also very knowledgeable, but I have never heard of creation. The method of life, no matter in which aspect, the creation of life is a taboo and cannot be touched.
Alice touched Chrissy’s little head, raised her head and asked, "This child was born in a mysterious stone. Even the immortal elves have no way of knowing the origin of that stone, only a long time ago. Suddenly landed...".
"Really?" Hobbs' eyes flashed extremely, not knowing what was thinking in his mind?Instead he fought haha, "No matter what, there are many undiscovered secrets in this world. Maybe this child is one of them. Since this child inherited your blood, there is no need to worry about the origins, as long as it is not an evil guy, There is no problem, just as a baby born with mysterious magic.