Chapter 682: Bathing and Sleeping, Both Very Serious Questions

Chapter 682: Bathing and Sleeping, Both Very Serious Questions

The moment the word marriage popped up, Bitong immediately went red in the ears. With a mix of embarrassment and anger in her eyes, she glared at the little girl. I think someone is due for another spanking!

Blehhh Big sis is blushing!

Thats it

Yet just as Bitong started teaching Qiaoqiao a lesson, an unusually quiet Lixiang suddenly threw a curve ball my way.

Just like Bitong, she went a little red as she lowered her head. Thumbs twiddling, she mumbled, Your Highness this one wishes to bath

Bath But this is a warehouse, I dont think there are any bathing spots nearby

I grimaced a little at her difficult request, however Lixiangs expression was a lot worse right now. But but if this one doesnt bathe in a day she will die

What the heck? What kind of setting is that? Why would you even die from that?!

In fact, I couldnt help but blurt that out jokingly Im sure you will be fine I havent heard of anyone dying from not bathing yet

Hmm. But for a girl to skip a day of bathing I think she might really die. Unexpectedly, it was Bitong, who had stopped fighting with Qiaoqiao for a second, who said that. If it was me, I think I might die as well Especially if

She stopped abruptly but continued looking at me.

Maybe its just me, but that last part seems to have something to do with me.

Qiaoqiao wants to bathe as well! Bath. Bath!

Riding on the bathing train, Qiaoqiao was the next to clamor for the mythical activity that would kill you if you didnt perform it. She eyed me intently, as if waiting for the moment when I magically pulled out a bathtub from my inventory.

Naturally, that was impossible my inventory clearly did not have such a ridiculous function as bathtub storage. And that was why when I shrugged my shoulders, Qiaoqiao pouted unhappily, What?! Big brother actually did not pack a bathtub before leaving?

Wait, how is that my fault? Its not like a bathtub is a toy I can just stuff into my backpack. No matter how you cut it, youre that one thats being unreasonable here!

No way! Qiaoqiao wants to sleep in a tent! Qiaoqiao wants the tent! Qiaoqiao has never slept in one before and she wants to sleep in one!

Bitong and I immediately grimaced, while Lixiang gave her a look as if she was looking at an idiot. However, Qiaoqiao was famously stubborn when she got like this, thus I immediately tried to persuade her.

Actually, Qiaoqiao, even if you want to sleep in a tent, theres no problem with going to a hotel at all. I can just open the tent there. Wouldnt that work as well?

Really? Qiaoqiao finally stopped throwing a tantrum and threw me a hopeful look. Qiaoqiao can really sleep in a tent?

Yup, as long as Qiaoqiao is happy.

Woohoo, big brother is the best! Qiaoqiao did a little jump and kissed me on the cheeks. Then, as if that wasnt enough, she said, Qiaoqiao wants to sleep with big brother as well!

Absolutely not! Bitong finally stepped in and pulled her away from me. If you want to sleep in a tent, you can sleep in it yourself.

Hmph. Qiaoqiao doesnt dare to sleep alone! Qiaoqiao immediately retorted as if she was actually giving a proper reason.

Then just sleep with us on the bed.

But Qiaoqiao wants to sleep in a tent!

Big brother, big sister Bitong is bullying Qiaoqiao again! Realising that she was about to lose, Qiaoqiao promptly jumped into my arms and began tearing up. As she rubbed her head about, she continued pleading coyly. She wants Qiaoqiao to sleep alone, but Qiaoqiao is afraid of sleeping alone

Then why not sleep on the bed

Finally, after quite a bit of pleading and Bitong flatly refusing her, Qiaoqiao finally gave up on her dream of sleeping in a tent.

The time now was ten minutes past eight. The zombies were usually more active in the night, and the outside seemed to have confirmed that.

A number of zombies had already started gathering around the warehouse, and from the sound of things, those numbers werent decreasing any time soon.