Chapter 340： I fight and swear at night, but I am a good cat

In the next few days, there was only one topic in the school, which was Sirius Black. The story about how he broke into the castle is getting more and more bizarre...

Hufflepuff’s Hannah Abbot even vowed to everyone that Black would become a flowering shrub.

Of course, few people would believe her unreliable guess.

Then there is the fat lady who was responsible for guarding the Gryffindor dormitory. She is currently living with other portraits, and the torn portrait of the fat lady has been taken down, and it will take a long time to repair it.

Dumbledore had some trouble finding a replacement portrait.

The other portraits were frightened by what happened to the fat lady. No one would guard the entrance and exit of the Gryffindor dormitory instead of the fat lady...except for Fisch’s old friend-always holding a short and fat horse. Sir Cadogan of Gray Pony.

Dumbledore had no choice but to transfer the portrait of Sir Cadogan to the door of the Gryffindor dormitory.

However, what he didn't expect was that Sir Cadogan had a big trouble on his first day as Gryffindor door guard...

After moving the portrait of Sir Cadogan to the door of Gryffindor's dormitory, Professor McGonagall specifically asked Percy to take everyone to meet each other and confirm the next password.

Then, after seeing Sir Cadogan, the kitten jumped out suddenly.

"Meow ha ha ha ha, hello, you mean tin can!"

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Under the furious eyes of Professor McGonagall and the other girls, Fisch greeted him expertly in a vulgar way.

"Haha! It turned out to be you despicable cat bastard!"

Sir Cadogan said the same vulgar words, and raised the spear in his hand, constantly poking at Fisch outside the portrait.

"Come to a duel! Continue our unfinished battle last time! I will hang your body on the tip of my gun!"

"You can't really hit Fisch, you idiot with dung in your head, Meow!"

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"Despicable thief! Cowardly coward! Your insult to the knight needs blood..."

"Fish McGonagall!!!"

Sir Cadogan in the portrait was interrupted by the angry Professor McGonagall before he finished speaking.

"Where did you learn these words?!!!"

Professor McGonagall took a few steps with a ferocious expression to the little cat who was scolding Sir Cadogan, and grabbed his face fiercely.

"Meow!"

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While tilting her head to relieve the pain on her face, Fei Xu waved her hands and begged for mercy: "Minerva, let go! Fei Xu is so painful!"

"Say! When did you learn to speak bad language?!"

After twisting Little Leather Cat's face fiercely, Professor McGonagall released his hand and asked fiercely.

"What's an swear word? Feish doesn't know..."

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Fisch rubbed his flushed cheeks and asked confusedly.

Professor McGonagall furrowed his brows tightly, his voice slightly slowed down, and said, "That's what you just said."

"Meow? Those are what Feish and Tin Tin learned from..."

Fisch pointed his finger at Sir Cadogan in the portrait, and explained how he learned to speak bad language.

"When Fisch was playing in the castle, he came across this tin can. He asked Fisch to duel with him inexplicably, but he couldn't make it out himself. He always said strange things to Fisch. …Although Fisch doesn’t know what those words mean, but he always feels that it’s not a good thing, so he just followed his way and talked to him like that."

After the kitten finished speaking, he tilted his head and asked suspiciously: "Minerva, these are swear words? What do swear words mean? Is it a kind of curse?"

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Because of Fisch’s special affinity, basically no one would say nasty things next to him. Even when Voldemort’s diary mentality collapsed, he was just talking about some vicious curses. After all, as the Dark Lord and A descendant of Slytherin, Voldemort would still maintain his style most of the time.

And Professor McGonagall is even more unlikely to take the initiative to tell Fisch what is the knowledge of swear words, so even if Kitty has lived in human society for so long, the concept of swear words is still very vague.

"Expletive language is a very bad and rude way of speaking. Only rude and uncultivated people will always put it on the lips."

While explaining to Fisch what swearing was, Professor McGonagall stared at Sir Cadogan in the portrait with an ugly expression, and the little witches next to him also had the same hatred expressions.

Although Sir Cadogan is not very clear in his mind and always pretends to be brave, he still can only admit counsel when faced with this kind of scene, but he still made a contempt for arguing with Professor McGonagall, desperate for face. He tilted his head to one side, and kept mumbling something in his mouth.

Even Fisch's sensitive hearing can only vaguely hear scattered words such as "man", "woman" and "chivalry".

"In short, you are not allowed to talk about it anymore. This is not something a good boy should know."

Professor McGonagall stared at Fisch with solemn expression and emphasized every word.

"Oh……"

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Kitty nodded ignorantly, anyway, he has no habit of saying these things, that is, when facing Sir Cadogan, he said, since Professor McGonagall doesn't like it, then he will just leave it alone.

After warning Fisch, Professor McGonagall turned his head and looked at the portrait of Sir Cadogan.

"Sir Cadogan, I don't want to interfere with your personal hobbies, but! I don't want to hear you say some crazy things to my children and students again!"

Professor McGonagall warned sharply: "Otherwise, I don't mind learning Sirius Black and what to do with your canvas!"

"A brave knight is never threatened by anyone! I'm not even afraid of a flying dragon with two feet!"

Sir Cadogan raised his spear and yelled at Professor McGonagall, but soon he changed the conversation and said, "However, an upright knight will not refuse the request of a mother and teacher~www.novelhall. com~ He raised his spear and saluted Professor McGonagall a little funny, "So, I agree to your request. "

Professor McGonagall pursed his lips, nodded faintly, then turned his head and said to Percy, Sharpay and others: "If you have anything, remember to notify me in time."

The character of Sir Cadogan is still very famous in the wizarding world, and there are even proverbs related to him. Therefore, Professor McGonagall did not take his commitment to heart at all. It was only out of her personal cultivation. It's so obvious.

Percy and Sharpe naturally understood what Professor McGonagall meant, and they agreed without hesitation.

The Sir Cadogan in the portrait did not hear the subtext of Professor McGonagall. He wielded the spear in his hand vigorously and shouted without shame: "With me, Sir Cadogan, I will never let any intruder go!"

But because he taught the cat behavior, none of the Gryffindor students wanted to take care of him.

And in the coming days, everyone’s opinions on Sir Cadogan are getting bigger and bigger...

Because although Sir Cadogan's verbal restraint, his habit of teasing others to fight him has not changed, and everyone is very annoyed.

In addition, he always came up with some ridiculously complicated passwords, and he had to change them at least twice a day. This made Neville, who was easy to forget his passwords, had to use a long piece of paper to give all the passwords for a week. write it down.

"He is completely mad," Seamus Finnigan said to Percy angrily, "Can't you change someone?"

"If you can find other portraits that are willing to take this job."

Percy shrugged helplessly, and he was also fed up with this crazy guy.

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