Chapter 653： Rita: How can news coverage be less artistic

Rita Skeeter's interview didn't go well...

Because Fisch's speech always misses the point, or the cat is too free to do as he pleases, and he goes to other places as he talks...

For example, the focus of this article should be how Voldemort was resurrected at the time, and which Death Eaters appeared in front of Fish and Harry, while the cat focused on how Voldemort had neither hair nor nose, and looked very Ugly, and the smell of that snake named Nagini is weird, not like a normal snake or something...

Skeeter's shorthand quill, on the other hand, was fully automatic, and the result was that it scribbled pages of parchment, but probably less than half a page of really useful content.

Fortunately, there was another Harry who was also involved, which made the whole interview reluctantly go on.

After the interview, Rita Skeeter frowned and turned over the parchment, and said, "Although I believe what you are saying is true, the fact that Fish beat You-Know-Who... sounds too fake, even if Fish has single-handedly defeated a dragon, and it's still hard to convince others that this report is true."

"But Fisher didn't lie, meow!"

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The cat clasped his hands in dissatisfaction.

"Of course I know you're not lying," Skeeter said with a smile, "but isn't your main purpose to convince everyone that the You-Know-Who is back?"

She glanced at Luna, and added: "And, if those Death Eaters saw this true report, they would definitely take revenge on "The Quibbler" who dared to publish this article, but this little girl The father is in danger."

"My dad wouldn't be afraid of such a threat," Luna said proudly.

And Hermione curled her lips and said, "The one who will also be revenge by the Death Eaters is you who wrote this report?"

"I don't deny that." Skeeter, who was picked out, was not embarrassed, and admitted it calmly.

"So, what are you going to write, Rita?" Hermione asked.

She also knew that Rita Skeeter was the expert when it came to making news, so Hermione didn't directly object to Skeeter's idea of ​​making up the facts, but wanted to hear what she was going to do first. Do.

"From the time Fish and Harry were kidnapped by Barty Jr., until the resurrection of the mysterious man, there was no problem. They can tell the truth..." Skeeter flipped through the parchment and circled it with a quill. Circle the dots to make changes.

"There is no problem with the mysterious person fighting Harry alone, as long as a little modification is made, and with Dumbledore's endorsement, the flashback spell is more credible..." She was modifying the content on the parchment At the same time, he also took the initiative to speak out his own revision plan.

"Although we know that Feishu is very likable, other people have not seen Feishe with their own eyes, and will not understand why the mysterious man must recruit him, so we have to find a reasonable excuse for the mysterious man's behavior... "

Skeeter tapped the parchment with the tip of his pen and made up his mind.

As a professional journalist who has fabricated news to attract attention for many years, she soon had a draft.

"What if... the mysterious man didn't fully recover after being resurrected?" she asked herself and answered, "This explains why he couldn't deal with two fourth-year students, and why he hasn't shown up until now."

Then she tapped Feishu again with a quill, and said with a smile: "It just so happened that Feishu showed his talent in healing a while ago, which can also explain why the mysterious man wants to subdue Feishu... Of course, in the article I won't make it so straightforward here, but guide the reader to analyze this inference for themselves... Do you have any comments, Miss Granger?"

At this moment, Hermione was staring wide-eyed, staring straight at Skeeter, making her mistakenly believe that Hermione did not agree with her, Skeeter could not help frowning.

"That's the most acceptable statement I can think of. Or... Miss Perfection has a better proposal?" she asked, slightly unhappy.

"No, I didn't mean against you." Hermione waved her hand and said in surprise: "It's what you just said, probably guessed Voldemort's true thoughts!" She said excitedly.

"Hey! Don't say that name!" Skeeter shuddered, almost dropping the quill in her hand, and then she asked curiously, "Is he really hurt?"

"I don't know if he is still injured now, but as early as in the first grade, Fish used that rain spell for the first time, and the mysterious man is right next to him!"

Hermione's voice was getting faster and faster, "I've always wondered why Voldemort wanted to recruit Fish, but if he was for Fish's treatment, it would make sense! He attacked the unicorn at the beginning, Using their blood to continue life, it is very likely that the curse of the unicorn is still not lifted, so he wants Fish to help him heal!"

"Is that so, meow?"

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Mao Mao scratched his head ignorantly, and said a little unhappily: "Fixu thought he wanted to subdue Feixu to be his subordinate because he saw Feixu fighting so badly!"

"Can you tell me more about what happened in your first year?"

Skeeter leaned forward as much as possible, the hand holding the pen was shaking, and his expression became even more excited...

I didn't expect to dig out new blockbuster news!

In Fishner's description of where he wanted to say, as well as Hermione and Harry's side-by-side additions, Skeeter also figured out the situation at that time. Hermione and Harry even said the Philosopher's Stone and those levels. The cat also talked about the first time he was attacked by Quirrell (Voldemort) in the Room of Requirement.

"Very good! With these contents as evidence, this report is even more credible!" Skeeter moved the parchment with these contents to the bottom, and then continued to revise, "The biggest problem now is the ending. Part of... Fisch kicked out both the Mystery and a bunch of Death Eaters... that's incredible!"

Even if Skeeter believes what Fish said is the truth, it still feels untrue, not to mention those who have never seen Fish, who will definitely think this report is nonsense as long as they see it. eight.

After she pondered for a moment, UU Reading said: "We can change it to Voldemort to catch Fish alive, so he told the Death Eaters not to hurt him, but Fish and Harry seized the opportunity to escape. it is good."

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Fish puffed out his cheeks immediately.

In fact, he doesn't care whether others believe that he won Voldemort, but he obviously won, but he will be said to have lost, or Voldemort's defeat will deliberately keep his hands and lose... This makes Mao Mao feel very suffocated.

But Fish didn't say much, and didn't stop Skeeter from revising the truth, because the cat also knew that what she said was reasonable, so no matter how upset, Fish could only hold back...

The next time he meets Voldemort, Fisch will definitely beat him up in front of many people!

The cat thought secretly in his heart.

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