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Bing Lanyue quickly went over and received the servant's hand to help the old lady sit down, and said, "Isn't this the same as seeing the delicious lamb soup? Grandmother is even angry with me over this?"

In fact, Bing Lanyue thought to herself, if you haven't gotten angry after jumping over the wall and running away, it would be even more impossible for you to get angry over such a small matter.

"You are about to enter the palace to join in the feast. The banquet in the palace cannot be compared to home; you must be extremely careful of every place. The slightest carelessness will result in you getting hit on the head is a small matter." The old granny's gaze was strict, but her warm hands held onto Bing Lanyue.

Seeing that this white-haired old man was really worried about him, Bing Lanyue nodded and said, "Rest assured, your old man, I will definitely take care of this matter properly. I definitely won't lose my life!"

"Do you know why I arranged for the lamb meat to be cooked today?" The old granny looked at Bing Lanyue's nonchalant look and raised her eyebrows.

Bing Lanyue looked at the mutton soup that was rolling, and said, "I guess you had to get someone to prepare it because you felt the weather change and your joints were not feeling well."

The old grandmother shook her head and gave the maidservant a meaningful glance. The maidservant immediately used a pair of chopsticks that was fifty yuan long to wash the lamb in the wok before placing it on a plate.

Just as Bing Lanyue was about to dip her chopsticks into the sauce, the Matriarch patted his hands and said, "For this feast, I got the news that the food is porridge, so I specially taught you some rules of eating porridge."

What rules do you need to eat the lamb meat? Wasn't the meat that Bing Lanyue memorized from the porridge a little sour when placed in a pot? Then, with the help of a self-service sauce, she stuffed the meat into her mouth while it was still hot.

Looking at Bing Lanyue's confused expression, the old granny sighed lightly and said, "No wonder you don't know about the porridge. This is food that was uploaded from the plains, it's rare to see it in the capital."

When Bing Lanyue heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes. Please, in his previous life, she had eaten a lot of it, okay? Not only had he cleaned the lamb, but she had also eaten the horse meat!

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smack her lips. Recalling the spicy horse meat from her previous life, her saliva was about to flow out, but her arm suddenly hurt.

"Grandmother, why are you pinching me!?" Bing Lanyue turned her body and touched the arm that the old granny had pinched against him.

"If I don't pinch you, you won't be able to lift your spirits at all to listen to me." The old granny looked at Bing Lanyue who seemed to be in a daze, and when she thought about the palace feast, she became more and more worried.

"I know that the meat was originally from the grasslands, but it was introduced by Kublai Lie …" Bing Lanyue immediately kept quiet. According to her knowledge, this was not an era where the history of the world had existed. It was a country that could support the heavens.

"Look, you really didn't listen to me!" Matriarch seemed to be disappointed as he poked Bing Lanyue's head.

"Grandmother, don't be angry, I was wrong! I was really wrong! " Bing Lanyue hurriedly begged for mercy and as expected, the Matriarch only stopped now and told Bing Lanyue about the origins and the way to eat the lamb before allowing him to start.

Following the grandmother's request, Bing Lanyue took small bites of lamb wrapped in vegetables and dipped it in sauce. Then, she used the chopsticks to wrap a piece of lamb and put it into her mouth.

Bing Lanyue who was exhausted to the point of perspiration, used her handkerchief to wipe the perspiration off her forehead. Previously, the reason why she ate the porridge was because she ate too much and was too full of energy, but now, she ate the porridge because she was too tired of it.

Finally, when Matriarch saw that Bing Lanyue's actions were satisfactory, he heaved a sigh of relief, allowing Bing Lanyue to relax a little. However, he still warned Bing Lanyue over and over again to be careful.

When Bing Lanyue finished eating, she realized that Matriarch had not even eaten a single mouthful, and revealed a puzzled expression, "Grandmother, why aren't you eating?"

"Because I poisoned it!" The old granny looked at Bing Lanyue snappily. Only now did she see that she had not moved? How heartless!

"Pfft!" Bing Lanyue was rinsing his mouth, but suddenly heard this sentence, and immediately spat out the water in his mouth, covering the body of the servant who was carrying the water.

"Look at you, you just spoke about proper etiquette, and now you're acting like this, what should I say about you!" The old lady looked at Bing Lanyue snappily.

"Then let's not talk about it anymore, and Grandmother, it was clearly you who provoked me!" Bing Lanyue blinked her innocent eyes and grinned at the old lady.

"What I said was the truth. I did put poison in it, but it wasn't some deadly poison. I just wanted you to pull it for two or three days!" Matriarch had a gentle face, and seemed to be very harmless.

When Bing Lanyue heard her words, the corner of her mouth twitched. Her stomach seemed to be hurting a little, and she said, "It can't be that the laxatives are dead, right?"

"You're right, it's the laxatives. You're so fat, if you wore those clothes, you'd definitely be small. Take advantage of the fact that you still have some time, you should get used to your weight." Matriarch took the tea from the servant girl and took a sip.

That's right, the one who had a stomachache was not her elder. Seeing Bing Lanyue run into the room with her tail between her legs, her face was clearly smiling merrily.

Bing Lanyue sat on the toilet, beads of perspiration appeared on his forehead once again, but this time, she was not tired because she was hot from shitting. She wiped the perspiration off his forehead and wondered if she had offended her in her previous life, and had been tortured by her for the rest of her life.

Thinking back carefully, this old granny was really not a simple character. In her memories, the old granny used to be very strict with Bing Lanyue, even to the point of despising him, but after all these years, no one besides Bing Ruolan had ever bullied her. Although everyone did not like Bing Lanyue, but they did not dare do anything to him secretly.

However, the more she looked forward to it, the more she would feel like it would happen, and the more disappointed she would become. Thus, in her memories, Bing Lanyue had always been rejected in front of the old granny, and even almost got married in the first place.

"Miss, how are you? You have already been inside for the time it takes an incense stick to burn. " Chun Er shouted anxiously outside the door, as if she was afraid that Bing Lanyue would jump into a bucket.

"I'm not done yet. I'm still deep in my thoughts with Gong Chuan!" Bing Lanyue rolled her eyes, and then said that to Chun Er who was outside, looking around, and saw the fragrant beans that were used to remove the stench beside the main room, she grabbed them and played with them.

Bing Lanyue thought that no matter what, she had to take back the situation from the Matriarch, otherwise, if she was played like this, she would be played to death one day.

Suddenly, a thought flashed through Bing Lanyue's mind, and she suddenly stood up from the barrel. Who knew that because she had done this too long, her legs became weak, Bing Lanyue's staggering head directly crashed into the screen, causing her unsteady feet to push the screen to the ground. His pants were still on her knees, and her skirt was tucked into his pants, making him look funny and scaring the rest of the servants in the room, including Chun Er.

"Miss!" Chun Er cried out in alarm. Everyone seemed to have a shock and quickly went up to help her wipe her butt and put on her pants.

As Bing Lanyue felt uncomfortable, she also felt that she had lost a lot of face. He thought that she had been reputed as a top student's god, and her heroic name had just been ruined, and she had not even had a single piece of skin left!

Bing Lanyue who could not resist sighing to the sky actually started crying. When Chun Er saw this, she hurriedly wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes and said, "Miss, if you're sad, then just cry. I understand your feelings."

"What are you crying for!" Bing Lanyue suddenly lowered her head, and roared into Chun Er's red eyes. Who was she, Bing Lanyue? How could a godly person, who hadn't even been able to smash his flower pot to death, cry over such a small matter!

Although his face showed grievance, he did not dare to cry. Thinking about how his young mistress had said that he was the ugliest when she was crying, he silently supported Bing Lanyue in front of Matriarch.

"You've already been inside for two hours. Have you thought of a way to deal with me?" The Matriarch seemed to be the worm in Bing Lanyue's stomach. Seeing Bing Lanyue limp in the door, one could tell that it was because she had been sitting for too long.

Bing Lanyue was like an eggplant withered by the frost, she said lifelessly, "No, didn't you say that the older you are, the spicier you are? I dare not think of you. "

"Yue Er, do you believe that I know Mind Reading?" Matriarch looked at Bing Lanyue with a kind smile on her face. It was obvious that she was a smiling tiger.

Bing Lanyue secretly cursed: "You old man, you don't only know mental cultivation techniques, you're also like a golden immortal that descended to the mortal world!"

"I'm not some Great Firmament Golden Immortal, I just learned a secret technique …" As the Matriarch slowly spoke, his words startled Bing Lanyue.

"Can you really read minds?" Bing Lanyue's heart jumped. Could it be that Matriarch had long ago discovered that she was no longer the Bing Lanyue of the past?

"Yes, but I can't completely hear you!" The deep gaze of the Matriarch made Bing Lanyue feel like she was looking at a black hole in the universe.

"What does that mean?" Bing Lanyue looked at Matriarch. This old man was simply too mysterious, sshe felt that being transported to another world was a mysterious thing. Now, he realised that there was something even more mysterious than teleportation!

"I can only read about you, but she can't read about anything else. Perhaps this is one of the benefits!" Matriarch's gaze was deep and distant, and his eyes that looked at Bing Lanyue faintly smiled.

Being stared at, Bing Lanyue felt like she was being dragged into the air, she immediately shook her head and said, "Grandmother, you know what I want to do, do you agree?"