v5 Chapter 17： I also want bitch

The Peng Demon King was so ridiculed in front of the demons, where could the Lion and Camel King be indifferent, and his face as white as flour turned red instantly, staring at the Dapeng bird on the back of the chair and saying angrily: "You bird, you dog I can't vomit my ivory, believe it or not, I plucked your hair and leaned on the fire to eat? "

The Peng Devil sneered sneer: "You have no seeds, you really have the courage to try it and see who eats whose meat?"

The two demon are not purely fighting, but they are really angry, they really have a temper.

The lion king suddenly stood up, threw a fan behind his head, and rolled up his sleeves to prepare to dry. The wings of the Peng Demon unfolded, and the wings, which had been as long as Zhang Yu, began to swell along with their bodies.

"It's not Tang Seng's meat. Can you live with each other for a long time or something? Can you commit such a big fire?" A demon sighed, but it was the Demon King coiled on a chair. He didn't look up, the faucet rested on his body, looked very lazy, and when talking, there were only two long beards shaking.

Everyone saw that he had a meaning to speak, and they all looked to him that the Peng Demon and the Lion and Camel King who had planned to start looking at him also wanted to hear his truth.

After finishing the culinary sentence, he had forgotten the subject, and instead fell into some kind of memories, saying casually, "I think that year, I was still a little snake in the Qiantang River. I like doing it every day. The thing is, when the night is quiet, I swim alone to the uninhabited water and grass and look up at the glorious Xinghe. The Xinghe is so beautiful, I can see it all night. "

"In those lazy and casual days, my biggest wish is that no one will disturb my life, no one will come to eat me, and no fish will bother me. I looked at the Galaxy Xinghai, I just want to live a quiet life like this. ... "

He couldn't speak at a fast pace, and the demon heard half of it, all scolding him, shut him up.

Fortunately, all the monsters have become accustomed to this. This old lady is this virtue. She often talks and starts to recall her past life. She has n’t played since the beginning, and she ca n’t hear other monsters. .

The demon is so unreliable, the Demon King is distressed. As the head of several major saints, at this time, he felt that it was necessary to say a few words to bring the topic to the topic. After all, the demons gathered this time to discuss major issues.

But he suddenly raised a resentment somehow, and the words turned into a complaint as soon as he said: "When I mention Xuan Zang, the monk will be angry, so that I and the monkey brothers will turn their eyes to each other and make a good demon grand saint. Become a disciple! The key is that this bald donkey has a wicked heart, and even partnered with that **** buddha to deceive my brother, so that my brother is now nagging all day long! "

The ox devil sighed, and was angry and sad: "I thought that when we were playing and having fun together, the Seven Holy Saints, we were uncomfortable. Now it is good. I haven't seen that monkey for a hundred years. Sit, it's lonely ... "

Speaking of which, the Demon King turned red.

He thought that after he had said this, the demon would at least pity the monkey, and then fight with the enemy or something, and then he could return to the topic.

However, this scene of brothers' cohesion did not appear, and the demons looked at him indifferently, as if wondering how he behaved with that old man.

The old man was already deeply in memory, and still muttered by himself, "I thought that I would go with the stars in peace and calm, until the old days are old. But one day I forgot the time, and I have not gone yet, at this time A village aunt who came to the riverbank ... Ah, that village aunt is so beautiful ... "

The Lion Camel took the opportunity to go behind the chair, picked up the discarded folding fan, returned to the chair and sat down, and quickly fanned himself with a personlike gesture.

He glanced at the demons, thinking that the demons in front of him were rude and uncomparable. He snorted proudly: "The times have changed, so why should we mention the past? In short, Xianting is so powerful that we cannot be like monkeys. , Openly confronting them, I don't want to be pressed down the mountain for 500 years, I can only drink copper juice and iron when I'm hungry! "

Dapeng bird closed its wings and heard that his eyes moved a little, and his neck twisted a little, dismissively: "You go and eat Xianting's shit! I said what's going on today, such a big **** Wei, it turned out from your mouth! "

The lion camel turned red and white again. Pink face, green tendons on the forehead were prominent: "You bird shut up! What do you know? In these years, you have left the mainland to go to earth, build a cave house in the mountains, run away in the forest, and I haven't been troubled by Xianting, but it's because there is a Saint to help you, otherwise your big bird would have already eaten! "

The roc bird was furious: "Eat your ancestor!"

The Cow Devil touched his forehead by hand, and felt that it would be impossible to drive.

His old cow is a rough demon, let him fight, but it is a pain to ask him to organize a demon heart. In front of these bands of monsters, one by one, they are not bad, but they are usually weird. There is no problem eating, drinking, and having fun together. It is really a group of devil dancing.

"How many years, one by one, they haven't grown up. Six old demon can't talk about it together. When can the 100,000 demon be twisted into a rope? In this way, what can I use to overturn Xianting? Be at ease! "

When the ox devil was distressed, a cold voice sounded in his ear. Although the words were not good, there was no meaning of irony.

The Bull Devil heard this familiar voice and couldn't help shaking the bull's body. He turned his head unbelievably, and surely he saw a squatting monkey floating beside him.

"Seven brother ?! When did you come?" Cow Demon King. Shocked, they haven't seen each other for over a hundred years.

Qi Tian Dasheng looked at the demons, and said lightly, "I came when I wanted to come, but I can't help picking the days?"

The demon has been in a mess, and the Dapeng bird finally worked with the lion and camel king. The two did not perform any great magical powers, just like the beasts bite and confuse each other, one with his sleeves fists and his feet added, and one with wings that kept pecking at each other, making a bird's hair. The other old monsters hurried forward to draw the frame.

It was only the Demon King, as if he had not seen any monsters fighting, but also recollected himself on the chair: "I am a snake, how can I think that a human-like village aunt looks good? This is really unreasonable. Different, aesthetics shouldn't be right on one level ... but I have any way, I just think she looks good, especially her posture, it's really beautiful! "

The Devil King gave up half of the seat and kindly greeted the monkey to take a seat. He laughed and said, "Seventh brother, I'm glad you can come. What are you doing here?" He hoped to hear the other party talk about matters. of.

The monkey did not sit with the Demon King, but squatted on the throne of the throne. He said, "Come and see you."

The Devil King was so moved that he almost burst into tears. Rare brothers can't bear the hardships themselves, but they can still remember his brother and see him.

But without waiting for the bull king to say anything, the monkey turned his head and glanced at him lightly: "Do you believe it?"

The ox devil stunned, why didn't I believe it? I originally believed it. But looking at you, I really can't convince myself to continue to believe ... why is my heart hurting?

The monkey didn't mean to take care of the mood of the ox demon king. He jumped off the armrest and drank at the enchanting people, "Stop it for me, and sit down honestly!"

Dapeng bird and white-faced scholar have already fluttered a feather, a shawl with broken robes was broken, and everyone heard the ears of the monkey drinking, and turned around in horror with the demons, and saw the monkeys stunned After a moment: "Lao Qi ?!"

The sound wave hit, and the demon king's brain shook like a punch. He raised his head confusedly and straightened his slender neck. When he saw the monkey standing in front of the demon king, he said in surprise: "Lao Qi, what are you Are you here? "

The monkey grumbled, "When your pants are off."

The Demon King was frightened, panicked, and hurriedly raised his pants. Only then did he realize that he was in his current state. How could he wear pants?

The Demon King looked resentfully at the monkey.

The roc bird was busy collecting feathers, the white-faced scholar was busy tidying his hair, and the other old monsters greeted the monkey kindly. But the monkey did n’t have any idea of ​​meeting the monsters. Before the monsters walked in, they said directly: "I ’ll come and say one thing, and after Li Yan has finished handling the things at hand, he will come here. You are ready. Welcome. "

The demon stunned, and the Lion and Camel couldn't care about tidying their robes, and hurriedly said, "This matter has not been discussed yet!"

The monkey gave him a sideways glance: "I don't plan to discuss it with you, I'm here to inform you."

The Lion Camel was very unhappy and his face sank. "I don't agree with this!"

With a loud bang, a huge iron rod fell to the ground, shaking the seven mountains. He also shocked the innocent Demon King directly from his chair, fell off his seat and smashed to the ground, his body curves were messed up.

The monkey looked at the Lion Camel coldly: "Looking at my iron rod, I give you a chance to express your attitude again."

"I didn't say anything." The lion camel turned back to his seat, took out a bronze mirror and set it, and began to concentrate on fixing his hair.

The monkeys went through the scriptures. Although the soul was hurt, the realm went a long way. Except for the demon king, these old demon are no longer their opponents.

The demon king laughed to relieve the serious and embarrassing atmosphere. He rose from the throne and climbed over the monkey's shoulder: "Since this matter has been discussed, you should come here for a while, but you must go to my seat , Let's have a few drinks! "

The monkey put away the iron rod and nodded. It was rare and normal, "Just so, I want to **** too."

Ox Demon King: "..."

I thought our brothers were affectionate, and you told me that you actually miss my wife?

...

Li Xuan and others left the Gubeikou border and returned to Youzhou with Liu Shouguang and Huang Xingqin, who were as mourned as possible.

The **** of the land fairy monk Li Zhi hasn't killed yet, after all, he is twenty masters, he can be imprisoned first, and try to counter it. Even if you can't counteract it, you can bring it back to Ping Lu to study it.

The reason why Li Zhi won this battle was because he learned about the methods of the Shinto monks in time, but he knew little about the Shinto monks, and it was necessary to communicate with each other in depth.

Liu Shouguang committed adultery with his aunt, and moral virtue was very corrupt, but human nature had not been completely lost, at least Liu Rengong had not been killed. However, when Li Yan found Liu Rengong in the dungeon, he immediately overturned his conclusion that Liu Shouguang really had no humanity.

Because the uncle did not give Liu Rengong a meal, the latter was already hungry and weak.

"King An ... His Royal Highness?" Liu Rengong, who looked pale, blinked unbelievably hard when he saw Li Yan who entered the door.

After seeing that the other party really is Li Yan, this party has made a sacrifice, which can be called the existence of princes. He rushed over in two steps, kneeling and crying in front of Li Yan: "Your Highness! You are finally here, old and incompetent , Trapped by the boy, let His Royal Highness read the joke, shame the dignity of the court, faceless ancestors! "