"Ding! Congratulations to the Immortal Heavenly Dao's spokesperson for becoming the spokesperson of the Great Desolate Heavenly Dao! The friendship with the Great Desolate Heavenly Dao has reached the level of heart-to-heart! Heavenly Dao-level achievement points*2!"
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"Ding! The inheritance of the Immortal Heavenly Dao is open! Please prepare to accept the test! After completing the test, you will become the Immortal Heavenly Dao, which can devour the Heavenly Dao!"
"Damn it! If you're so good, why don't you hurry up! The young master is ready for a perfect plan!"
"Ding! The countdown to the Inheritance Test of Immortality begins!"
"Ding! The test has begun! Please complete a task that you think you can't complete. If the overall score of the task is higher than 9 points, it will be considered as completing test 1. If the overall score is 10 points, skip test 2."
Xiao Tian frowned, this system is really good enough, what kind of test is this?
"A task I don't think can be done? What is it?"
"For the time being, we can't finish that prehistoric way of heaven. What else is there besides this?"
Xiao Tian was distressed, now he is really the No. 2 of Honghuang, even Honghuang Tiandao stands behind him, no one dares to provoke him.
It can be said that after he called himself Daozu, a lot of powerful people would immediately flatter him and respectfully call Xiao Tian Daozu.
"By the way! I almost forgot about the chaotic alien. This guy's concealment skills are so good that even the wild world can't find it. It's an impossible task to catch this guy."
Years passed, half a year passed in a blink of an eye.
For the immortals and gods, this half year is just a nap time, but for Xiao Tianhe and the team that assembled the team, master and apprentice plus the big brother to learn from the West, it was a very fulfilling and very fulfilling time. slow.
In the past six months, Xiao Tian thought of many tasks that he could not accomplish at this stage.
However, considering the comprehensive score of the Undead Heavenly Dao Inheritance Test and the advantages and disadvantages of the score, Xiao Tian can be said to have a headache.
"For more inspiration, Xiao Tian has an idea!"
One day, Xiao Tian's divine eyes saw the masters and apprentices on the way to the west, and the big brothers sighed: "It's too slow. At this pace, how long will it take for the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to pass, and when will the calamity be completed? Anyway Idle is idle, why don't you spare a trace of primordial spirit to help them speed up their progress and obtain the scriptures."
He said this to Hong Huang Tian Dao.
In the mysterious Taixu, Tiandao heard Xiao Tian's exclamation, and felt that this kid was very good, and it also felt that the process of learning scriptures from the Western Paradise was too slow, which delayed its powerful time.
The Tiandao Token emitted a soft light, and a ray of majestic purple energy appeared.
Primordial Purple Qi is a chance to become a saint, and when the Heavenly Dao Token appeared, Xiao Tian understood that the prehistoric Heavenly Dao agreed with his idea.
"It's a pity, Hongmeng Ziqi is just like Chinese cabbage in my eyes. When I kill you, I will wholesale Hongmeng Ziqi to make everyone a saint." Xiao Tian murmured inwardly.
A trace of Yuanshen separated and escaped into the void.
"Xiliang women's country."
"Wukong, we have finally come to a human kingdom." Tang Sanzang heaved a sigh of relief.
"Little Tang, with my grandchildren protecting you, it's no different if you don't come to the human country, and in my Huaguo Mountain, some elders often say that 'demons and ghosts are treacherous and treacherous, and they are not as good as human hearts. Ghosts are scarier.'”
"Amitabha, Wukong, what the elders of Huaguo Mountain say is reasonable, but there is good and evil in the world. The Buddha said that the total amount of good and evil in the world does not change, but as long as everyone loves himself and is kind, he will never..."
"Stinky Monk! Stop talking! Always talking about Buddha, Buddha, I'm so annoying! I'm going to pee, you go first!"
The fierce and milky voice made the corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitch, and his words stopped abruptly.
"Wujing, you still need to hone your mind, Amitabha."
"Uh huh!" Wu Jing was not referring to the original Drifting Monk, not to the Heavenly Court's Shutter General. After all, there is no Shutter General in this world.
This Wujing is a hand-figure elf in the Pantao Garden, code-named 9527, and a golden immortal.
When Tang Sanzang met the Liusha River and crossed the river, he was forcefully charged protection fees by 9527. Monkey King bullied the small and taught the children a lesson, thus helping Tang Sanzang to successfully collect a little friend who was not worried about learning Buddhist scriptures from the West, and gave him the name of Buddha net.
It's just that for Wujing, he doesn't accept Tang Sanzang at all in his heart, but only accepts Monkey King's Dinghaishenzhen.
"Little kid, hurry up, don't even think about slipping away."
As Wu Jing jumped off the luggage and rushed into the grass, Wu Neng, a migrant pig carrying a luggage pole, only felt the weight of the pole lighten.
In the grass, Wu Jing booed and suddenly became sleepy, and then he didn't even know that he was switched, stepped into another time dimension, and was transferred to the pilgrimage tower.
And Xiao Tian's hand-figure elf 9527, Wujing, transformed into a trace of Yuanshen, entered the stage.
After understanding 9527's habits, Xiao Tian found that he didn't need to deliberately pretend at all, just a playboy.
"Little kid, hurry up!" Sun Wukong turned his head impatiently.
False Wujing hummed, with a displeased expression on his face, and flew over.
"Brother Monkey, last time I didn't dislike you for booing, it took me a long time to come back, what kind of tone do you have, don't think I can't beat you, you can be so arrogant!"
"Hey, you little brat." Sun Wukong couldn't help baring his teeth.
"Wukong, let's hurry."
Riding on a fiery dragon horse, Tang Sanzang looked at many buildings in the distance, and couldn't help looking forward to the delicious food there.
The wind, the food and the sleep, the food and drink, are too shabby, although the monks don't care, but he still wants to eat some delicious, hot rice.
"Xiliang women's country, this is interesting."
Fake Wujing is Xiao Tian, and as a traveler, Xiao Tian knows that there is a Zimu River in Xiliang Nvguo, and the women of the entire Nvguo rely on this Zimu River to reproduce.
"Bajie, go fetch some water, Xiao Tang is thirsty."
Zhu Wuneng, who was carrying luggage and carrying a shoulder pole, was suffering in his heart. Thinking of him being the marshal of the canopy, he had ended up in such a situation. Although he had gradually gotten used to it in the past six months, the atmosphere of this team made him feel uncomfortable.
"When will the tool man be able to stand up?" Fake Wujing Xiaotian saw the look in Bajie's eyes.
Bajie, who was originally wrongly cast as an obese pig fetus, was beaten and threatened by Dinghaishenzhen because he had been doing physical work during this period of time. Although the meat is still very fat, it does not look too bloated.
"Master, here comes the water. I have drunk the old pig. This water is really sweet. It is mountain spring water, but it is clean."
Tang Sanzang took the purple gold bowl, took a sip, and praised inwardly.
"This mountain spring water is really good."
False Wujing Xiaotian joked in his heart, did he know that men should not drink the water from the Zimu River, because it would cause stomach upset.
It's okay to have a stomachache, but it's still the scariest kind, a man giving birth to a baby!
At this moment, Xiao Tian was overwhelmed with inspiration!
"A task that I think is impossible! If I give birth to a cub in this state, with a male body, the score will definitely be very high!"
"Isn't it sweet! Bajie, give me some too!" Xiao Tian's tone was very arrogant, like a patriarch ordering a servant.
Bajie hastily brought over a gourd filled with water.
In the Heavenly Court, Marshal Tianpeng was curious and frightened about the various mysteries in the Peach Garden. After learning that Wu Jing was a figure elf in the Peach Garden, but he couldn't beat him, he was very fawning.
In the team, although Bajie is most afraid of Monkey King, he is most afraid of offending Wujing.
Ba Jie, who had been the Marshal of the Tianting Canopy, knew that Pantao Garden was a restricted area that even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother could not manage.
Bajie's mind is very delicate, and he vaguely guessed that this journey to learn scriptures from the Western Paradise is a layout of powerful people.
False Wujing directly drank the water from the Zimu River, not to mention, it was really sweet, but not greasy, very refreshing, and the pores all over his body were open for it, which made him feel comfortable.
"Second brother, drink well, if it's not enough, tell Bajie, I'll go and feed the horse."
Fake Wujing is holding the gourd, waiting for the special effect of the mother-child river to take place.
After half a day, the group of them entered Xiliang Women's Country.
It is said to be a country, but the entire Xiliang Women's Kingdom is just a city. The city is very large, and there are beautiful women with beautiful water and different temperaments everywhere.
There are no men here at all.
The arrival of Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, and false Wujing attracted the curious eyes of many women.
"Look, it's a man!"
"I finally met a man! That man is so handsome, that man is so ugly, is that palm-sized person a baby?"
"You are the baby, and your whole family are babies." The false Wujing, who showed his arrogance and dandyism, jumped lightly, turning into a beautiful arc, and landed on the fragrant shoulder of the beautiful Yujie who made a sound. .
Sister Yu's face was dull at first, and then her face was full of motherly brilliance, she couldn't help but grab false Wujing with both hands, and looked at him gently.
"Such a cute, curious little baby."
"You are the baby!" False Wujing gritted his teeth.
"Hee hee, it's so cute, let my sister love you well."
Bajie looked so envious that he saw his second brother Wujing being hugged and kissed by many beauties in turn.
"Certainly!"
Monkey King couldn't bear to watch this farce anymore, so he cast a small spell and caught the false Wujing.
Xiao Tian expressed that he was very sad, this Monkey King really didn't care about the occasion, and he had to teach him a lesson after learning the scriptures.
"Ah! You monster!"
Monkey King's spells frightened a bunch of girls.
Not long after, the heroic female general led the city guards and surrounded Tang Sanzang and his party.
"The land of Xiliang women's country, how can evildoers be allowed to cause trouble! Arrest them all!"
"Hey! To catch us, you mortals are not qualified." Sun Wukong grinned, not polite at all, and used the fixed body method as he said.
"Wukong, don't embarrass them, we still have to cross the city."
"For Xiao Tang's sake, my old grandson spared you."
After the immobilization method was lifted, the female general and the others looked terrified, and the leading female general was even more angry.
"As a practitioner, if you cast spells on ordinary people, aren't you afraid that you will be struck into flying ash by lightning!"
"Crossing Tribulation? A joke!" Sun Wukong looked disdainful.
"Ah! It hurts!"
At this time, false Wujing, Xiao Tian felt that his stomach started to hurt, and the mother-child river water took effect.
"Wukong!" At the same time, Tang Sanzang, Bajie, and Huolongma, who also drank the water from Zimu River, also had severe stomach pains, and Huolongma almost threw Tang Sanzang out, falling to the ground and convulsing.
"What's going on!" Sun Wukong was stunned.
"You guys, did you drink the water from the Zimu River outside the city?" the female general teased.
"Damn it! Woman! What are you laughing at! What the hell is going on!" Monkey King frowned, trying to use his power to help Tang Sanzang relieve the pain, but found no effect.
"Don't bother, drink the mother-child river water, don't say that you are a big Luo Jinxian, as long as you are a man, a male, you will have a severe stomachache and unbearable powerlessness."
Xiao Tian has finally seen the dominance of this mother-child river. Although his soul has sealed his cultivation and only has a golden immortal, but because of this mother-child river, he can't even use his mana, and his whole body is weak and painful. diarrhea.