Chapter 6: Mr. And Mrs. Smith

Chapter 6

It was a little past five on Sunday morning when Lu Chenchen was woken up by a nightmare where she was desperately looking for a job after being laid off for being unmarried and childless, only to be rejected by her prospective employer.

Deciding to reflect upon herself like the ancients did three times a day, she sat up in bed and asked herself: Where am I? Do I still have a job? Is my job secure?

After this bout of soul-searching brought some clarity, Lu Chenchen heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she still had her live-in housekeeper job to keep her fed. As for her hourly jobs... she decided to go looking for one or two more in the neighborhood today instead of taking the subway or bus. Riding a shared bike, she would use the Ma family compound as the center to look for domestic service companies.

The dream made the Ma family weightier in Lu Chenchen’s mind by several degrees. As a result, she took particular care when preparing their breakfast today.

For Big Ma, she made the soup dumplings she had promised, along with rice wine tea eggs and chicken soup with small wontons. Since Mrs. Mao was on a strict diet, Lu Chenchen prepared rice wine tea eggs with apple slices with the skin and cores removed for her.

What was a bit tricky was Mao Yuanning.

Lu Chenchen had a faint impression that he was particularly fond of dan dan noodles. But it had been so long, she wondered if his tastes had changed.

She decided to give it a try.

So Lu Chenchen boiled water and cooked all the noodles until they were 80% done before blanching them briefly in cold water. She tossed them with her special homemade minced pork sauce, adding finely chopped ginger, garlic, and green onion. Then she ladled over hot oil...

With a sizzling “chi-la” sound, the aroma of the various seasonings erupted.

“Mm, smells so good!” At some point, Mao Yuanning had made his way to the kitchen door, voicing his approval.

Lu Chenchen turned and bid him good morning. “I don’t know if you still eat noodles. If not, just leave them and I’ll make you something else.”

“No need, no need,” he said, shaking his head with an affable smile much like those of business tycoons and politicians on Taiwanese TV dramas. “I’m not picky. I’ll basically eat whatever I’m given.”

Lu Chenchen was very aware this was a status-flaunting smile indicating his personal background and class. She would by no means take this to mean Mao Yuanning was someone who could be casually dismissed.

“Where’s Mrs. Mao?” As soon as the question left her lips, Lu Chenchen regretted her thoughtless blunder.

The Ma family was one of the more bizarre employers she had worked for.

Upon his return, Mao Yuanning had indeed slept in the study. He addressed his mother-in-law as "Aunt Qi" or "Aunt Seven." Mrs. Mao's first reaction at seeing him was surprise, clearly unaware of which day he had come back since he didn't notify her either.

The polite yet distant interaction between the three adults was odd. Mrs. Mao didn't object to Mao Yuanning staying in the study instead of the bedroom, apparently having grown accustomed to the situation. She even reminded Lu Chenchen to bring Mao Yuanning an extra thin quilt at night since it would be cold.

It seemed like a day where things slowly started looking up like the weather. But once the money-induced excitement wore off, Lu Chenchen gradually sensed something amiss.

That night after finishing her duties and returning to her room, she naturally realized her own naivete and lack of composure upon reflection.

She blamed her past lack of temptation for this reaction of forgetting herself at the first bone tossed her way.

Her village dog Li Li may not have amounted to much, but having grown up in such an environment, even a bone or slab of ham would fail to make it bat an eyelid.

Lu Chenchen was utterly ashamed at being inferior to even Li Li.

There was definitely something off about the Ma family. The man of the house addressed his own mother as "Aunt Qi" or "Aunt Seven." Not only was there polite estrangement between the couples upon reunion rather than absence making the heart grow fonder, they even slept separately. The man's obvious intention of currying favor with the housekeeper without even attempting to hide his agenda was even more blatant...

Yet Lu Chenchen had blindly taken sides just like that?

Too greedy and foolish!

It was easy to guess Mrs. Mao's utter disappointment in her. She had likely already prepared the envelope to dismiss Lu Chenchen. Oh right, why bother with such outdated practices? As soon as President Ma left, she could simply WeChat Lu Chenchen her wages and order her to leave immediately.

What a cannon fodder! Not even given a chance to yell injustice!

Lu Chenchen was utterly dejected.

Clinging onto a sliver of hope, she called Boss Chen to probe the Ma family's background.

"New customer, so I'm not familiar," was Boss Chen's response that utterly doused Lu Chenchen's flicker of hope.

"You said the old lady was the man's mother-in-law, but how can that be when she clearly isn't his mom?" Lu Chenchen asked impatiently.

"Isn't she his mother-in-law? When Mrs. Mao filled out the forms, she wrote herself down as mother-in-law with two sons and a daughter. Mother-in-law means her son's wife's mother, no?" Boss Chen was baffled.

He wasn't wrong. Lu Chenchen had heard the children address her as "grandma" too.

It was Lu Chenchen's own inexperience, failing to consider things more deeply. How could it be possible for a man's own mother to coexist under one roof with her daughter-in-law in such mutually respectful terms?

All the previous doubts now unfurled like the thorns on a rose bush after winter winds blew away the dead leaves, stabbing Lu Chenchen all over.

Was it too late now regardless of what she said?