Chapter 33 A Blockhead

Chapter 33 A Blockhead

With his mouth stuffed full of noodles, Ye Fei nodded.

Ma Cuihua said, Last night, this auntie had a dream. In that dream, my white knight came to me riding on a flying horse, galloping over rainbow-coloured clouds

Pu!

Noodles exploded from Ye Feis mouth. Then he started to laugh. He laughed so hard that he could not straighten his waist.

Ma Cuihua glared at him, Whats the meaning of this? Is this aunties story that funny to you?

Ye Fei flapped his hand agitatedly, No, no, no, I was just shocked, and I was just choking. Cough, cough, Elder Sis Ma, your story is so so mysterious, ah.

Ma Cuihua humph, What does a brat like you know? Every beautiful thing in this world started out mysteriously. Do you want to listen or not?

Ye Fei nodded, Listen, Im listening, Im definitely listening. Please continue.

Ma Cuihua said, As I was saying, my knight in shining armour rode over a rainbow cloud and told me this: If I can rescue 100 beggars, he will appear before me. This auntie has been wavering about for over 25 years as a virgin, you know. For the sake of my future happiness, I said yes. To be honest, I thought about doing some random charity work like giving alms to the beggars nearby. However, thanks to my high living standards and good housing condition, there arent many beggars around. So I thought I made it up by feeding you.

Ye Fei,

Sister Ma.

Sis.

Youre really my blood sister, ah!

Oh, to think that youve been feeding me not out of your good heart, but was just treating me like a beggar, ah?

Well? What does your common mind think of my plan? Ye Feis face twisted in consternation as Ma Cuihua loomed over him, hands on her hips.

Ye Fei forced a smile, Big Sister Ma, I have no animosity against you, ah. Surely you dont have to mock me so? I, Ye Fei, might be a penniless good-for-nothing, but Im still not quite a beggar, ah.

He stared at the noodles in his half-empty bowl, somehow he had lost all appetite.

Ma Cuihua cut in, If youre not a beggar, hand over the rent money.

Ye Fei,

F*ck, how did it come to this?

If youre really going to pay the rent, theres no need for you to go too far. Just send it to me via TianXin [1] (similar to real world WeChat).

I dont have your number.

Add me now.

Ye Fei automatically took out his phone and added Ma Cuihuas number to his TianXin account. How much do I owe you?

Ma Cui Fas magically took out a large abacus from somewhere, snapped it, and began to click at it, Rent plus water plus electricity, thats a total of HX1,687.60. this auntie shall be generous and give you a small discount. Just pay me HX1,687.00.

Ye Fei pursed his lips, he sneered at Ma Cuihuas generous discount.

Very soon, Ye Fei transferred HX1,700.00 to Ma Cui Fa via TianXin, Keep the change, consider it as money for the past two days meals.

Ma Cui Fa glanced at her phone, then at Ye Fei. Then, she reached into her wallet and removed HX13 from her wallet, then placed it on the table, taking the bowl away.

This auntie dont lack your HX13.

Ye Fei looked at the money on the table, then at Ma Cuihua who was carrying the bowl away. He was not sure why, but he had the feeling that this landlady was not quite happy about him paying up his rent.

Whats going on? Didnt I just give her the rent money? Why did she look even more unhappy than before?

Whatever, Ye Fei tucked the money away and shut his door.

Ma Cuihua muttered to herself as she carried the bowl away. Bastard. Scoundrel. Now that youve handed me the rent money what excuse does this auntie have to knock on your door? What a blockhead.

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The next morning, Ye Fei got up early out of sheer habit. After cleaning his teeth, he tidied up his room.

After all, he was about to broadcast to tens of thousands of fans and he really didnt want to lose his image.

He pottered about as time passed by quietly.

Ye Fei was in the middle of cleaning up his little nest when QQ Platform sent out a message. This message hit the internet like a torpedo, sending shock waves everywhere.

[Gumihou: Erm I have complicated feelings about this Ma Cuihua]

[1] btw Tian Xin means Sky message, another of authors little punny jokes