Chapter 44 You Let Me Look
Gumi: I have no idea whats the purpose of this chapter
After Ma Cuihua got into the car and switched her stilettoes for cloth shoes, she started up the car and slowly eased it into the main road.
Ye Fei sat in the front passenger seat. Now and then, he would turn to look at Ma Cuihua. Each time he looked, he felt the same jolt of amazement: Sure enough, the saying that people rely on clothes as horses rely on saddles is quite true, ah. Even though Ma Cuihua had not dressed up herself too much, just by switching into a red dress, her sensuality level went up a lot. Even after living here for a year, why had he never noticed this about her, ah?
Ma Cuihua was in the middle of driving, but she still noticed Ye Feis occasional gaze on her. After all, the guy was seated right next to her in a confined space.
Seeing that guy kept glancing over now and then, Ma Cuihua said, Brat, what are you looking at? Dont think that just because Im wearing a short skirt youre welcome to take another look, ah. If you look again, believe it or not, Ill drive into a telephone pole?
Ye Fei,
Ye Fei thought: Whats with your weird logic, ah? What does me looking or not looking has to do with you running into a telephone pole? There are two of us in the car, am I the only one who would suffer if you run into a telephone pole?
However, regardless of who would suffer, Ye Fei did not want her to run into a telephone pole. Therefore, he sat upright and kept his eyes fixed to the front. Like a perfectly obedient child.
Seeing Ye Feis good boy appearance, Ma Cuihua sneered contemptuously, What a coward, just because auntie tells you not to look, you refused to look? Really, Ive never seen anyone as cowardly as you.
Ye Fei was close to crying. He turned to stare at Ma Cuihua, Sister Ma, are you letting me look or not? If I look, youll crash into a telephone pole. If I dont look, you insult me. Let me tell you, I, Ye Fei, am still a proper seven-foot tall man with blood running through his veins. If you keep insulting me like this, I, I
Youll what? Ma Cuihua flashed a glance at him with her beautiful eyes. A smile curled the corner of her mouth.
Ye Fei opened his mouth, but after a long time, nothing came out.
In the end, he merely sighed and lowered his head.
Ma Cuihua harrumphed, I knew youre a coward. A lusty but gutless man. That tall figure is wasted on you.
When Ye Fei heard this, fire whooshed inside his belly and he said, Who are you calling lusty but gutless? Ma Cuihua, you had better say it straight.
Even though Ye Fei had gotten angry, Ma Cuihua was not the slightest bit afraid, This auntie is calling you lusty and gutless, well?
Ye Fei stared at Ma Cuihua for a long time. Suddenly, while Ma Cuihua was still focused on the road, he reached out and grabbed the front of Ma Cuihuas shirt. He pulled strongly, stretching out his neck to look and [1] his gaze zeroed in on plump white flesh cradled in something black and lacy
Ma Cuihua had not expected Ye Feis suddenly act of craziness. Not at all mentally prepared, she screamed, her hands jerked and the steering wheel veered along with the car, and the next thing they knew, the hundreds of thousands of yuan Silmarillion was hurtling towards a telephone pole.
[2] The pole! The pole!
Ye Fei, after putting his hands, [2] literally, onto his former landlady, screeched at the sight of a telephone pole suddenly shooting up in front. He screamed.
Luckily, Ma Cuihuas reaction was quick. [2] Her foot stomped on the breaks and the car screeched into a stop just half a meter away from the pole.
Ye Fei stood next to Ma Cuihua. This fellow was still casting the occasional glance at her. The more he looked, the odder Ye Fei felt. He thought, M*therf*cker, whats happening to me? Has Ma Cuihua cast a spell on me or something? Why does it feel like, the more I look at her, the better she looks, ah?
Ding dong ~
While Ye Fei was in the middle of his crisis of thoughts, the elevator arrived.
The two people entered the elevator, Ma Cuihua pressed the button for the 9th floor and the door closed.
The elevator swiftly and smoothly arrived on the 9th floor. After stepping out, Ma Cuihua took out a set of keys from her bag and headed for Room 905. She unlocked the door and held it open, Come on in,
Oh, Ye Fei answered and obediently entered the house after Ma Cuihua.
As soon as he got a good look at the room, Ye Fei was stunned.
Thats because this room was just too nice, ah. The decoration was incredibly majestic and overwhelming. Even so, there were bits and pieces of pink decorations, which gave the overall design a cuter and more girly feel.
There was a large floor-to-ceiling window in the living room which opened to a wide balcony where you can lean over and take in the beauty of the whole residential area.
The living room alone was about 70 to 80 square feet wide. The furniture inside, such as the sofa and tables was all new. There was also a huge 190 inch LCD TV hanging on the wall. Leaving everything else aside, this huge TV alone was enough to the owner plenty of face.
Ye Fei stood in place, taking in the sights and noting the 5 or 6 doors, possibly leading 5 or 6 rooms, which would qualify this as a luxury mansion [3], ah. For a normal family, being able to afford a 3-bedroom apartment with 1 living room is considered not bad. This 6-bedroom and 1-living room mansion was certainly over the top.
However, Ye Fei did not care about these details. What concerned him most was the size of the kitchen. As a future successful Culinary Broadcaster, the kitchen would be the location of his battlefield. For him, there was no point in having a luxurious living space if the kitchen was too small.
Well? What do you think? Seeing Ye Fei looking around, Ma Cuihua asked with a smile.
Ye Fei nodded, It looks very nice, but where is the kitchen? I want to have a look at the kitchen. As you know, I rarely eat out so, making my own food is very important.
Ma Cuishuas lips curled, What a fancy way to say you cant afford to eat out, ah.
Sister Ma, theres no point talking about certain things. Show me the kitchen.
[Gumihou: wut? Ma Cuihua, see, this kind of hot and cold attitude is the reason women are given a bad name for being dishonest. At this point, Gumi has no idea of the writer is a man, woman or dog, ah!]
[1] Make the movement more dynamic than a stretch and pull.
[2] The original term was About to hit! which was not quite correct for a panicked English speaker. So, changed it. Also, rearranged some of Ye Feis thought processes for immediacy.
[3] Mansion actually a condominium, but its a term often misused in Japan to sell luxury apartments. Other countries, such as China and Hong Kong also use this ostentatious term to describe their luxury condos.
Mansion in Shanghai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wukang_Mansion