25th, Staples Center, Los Angeles.
This year's Christmas war, the "Lesser Lakers showdown" can be described as the eye-catching event.
In a boy's bedroom of Jinghua Communication University in China, Zhang Xiaowei, who was just a freshman this year, said after a gorgeous operation, he said with a smile, "It's done!"
His room looked at him strangely: "Xiao Wei, don't you have a member of Penguin Sports? Why look over the wall to watch the live broadcast?"
Zhang Xiaowei shook his head pretentiously, "Da Xu, you don't understand this! You know, listening to Penguin Sports blowing the forest **** every day, I can't hear my ears. My English is not good, I made that last time. TNT ’s commentary is incomprehensible, and are n’t you curious? How will Xiaowan ’s commentary blow on my Dalin god? ”
Zhang Xiaowei's roommate thought for a while, and it seemed a bit interesting, so after a while, the roommates came to Zhang Xiaowei's place to lean over.
"Hello everyone, this is Future Sports. I'm Xiao An, the commentator. Today, I'm partnering with me to explain to Mr. Xu Jinzhe and Mr. Xu."
As a thick bay cavity entered into the ears of Zhang Xiaowei and his roommates, the screen broadcast was also given to the Staples Center that was being warmed up by the Lakers cheerleading team.
"Good afternoon, everyone." Xu Jinzhe explained.
"Oh, we can see that Kobe Bryant, the Lakers star, is greeting Lin Yi, the Nicks star. Teacher Xu, how do you look at this Christmas war?" Xiao An asked curiously. Road.
"This ball is a gathering of superstars. The Lakers team is nicknamed F4 by many fans, but they are also in a bad condition at the beginning of the new season. However, after a recent streak, many American media still refer to them. Think of it as the champion of this year. "
"And for the Nicks, this year we often say that the ambitions of the Nicks are different from the past, and the core player in their team, Lin Yi, has further evolved and upgraded this year. He is aggressive this year. Full, the style of the game can be said to be quite tough. "Xu Jinzhe said.
"Well, Mr. Xu just mentioned Lin Yi's evolution, so we also know that in this year's game between the Nicks and the Rockets, Lin Yi scored 13 three-pointers. Many American media in that game Later, he was also called the longest shooting man in history. "Xiao'an said.
"Yes, the game was pretty exaggerated." Xu Jinzhe said with emotion.
"Okay, let's take a look at what a showdown between this former NBA active player Kobe Bryant and the current NBA active player Lin Yi will bring us a wonderful performance!" Xiao An Said.
In Zhang Xiaowei's bedroom, the roommates chanted one after another: "This commentary is unsatisfactory, lying down, this is too licking, right? This is not to put Leibolong-James in my eyes!"
Zhang Xiaowei smiled, cool! You know, as a senior Lin Mi, Zhang Xiaowei does not recommend commentators from all over the world to lick Lin Yi together.
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At the Staples Center, after the warm-up dance of the passionate Lakers cheerleaders, the big screen on the scene gave the two teams the starting lineup tonight.
Knicks: Boxer, Big Morris, Lin Yi, Danny Green, Paul.
Lakers: Howard, Gasol, Artest, Kobe, Nash.
"Happy Beast" was still full of smiles. When Lin Yi came to the middle circle to prepare for the jump ball, he felt that the child was not saved.
Before the game, when the coaches of the two teams set up their tactics, Howard, wearing a Christmas hat, wanted to disguise himself as a mascot and eavesdrop on the Knicks' tactics ...
Lin Yi felt that he might as well come directly and generously, because Lin Yi wanted to tell him that the Knicks and Lakers are in the NBA, one of the few teams without mascots ...
At that time, Howard covered his face with a towel, a clown alive.
Howard is like a little kid. He likes to please the fans, but he forgets a very important point. In this cruel and ruthless league, if you do n’t have the strength, even if you will be funny again, you will be fast. Will disappear into people's sight.
In the jump ball, Lin Yi did not give this happy beast a chance. Howard ’s true height Lin Yi felt about 206 cm. Once Lin Yi extended his long arm, he put the basketball in Paul's hand.
"It's too high! Teacher Xu, just now Lin Yi can easily beat Dwight Howard, who is called Superman." Xiao'an was surprised.
"Yes, this is what we often say. Lin Yi is a player who not only has a height but also a long wingspan. The main thing is that he has a very good jumping ability. He has won two NBA slam dunks. You see Howard's frustrated expression seemed to be saying: This is no fun! "Xu Jinzhe said.
The Knicks 'first attack is not the same as before, the Knicks' first attack tonight is a low post tactic.
The Knicks' players settled on the right side of the court, leaving only Danny Green to hang a ball for Lin Yi. Howard immediately changed defense with Artest.
Oh, this kid wants to attack from the inside?
Howard excitedly signaled his teammates not to come to assist.
Happy Beast: See how I killed him one-on-one!
Howard felt his moment came.
However, with Lin Yi catching the ball and leaning back, hey!
Howard quickly felt that things didn't seem right ...
Just kidding, in the NBA, which singles of Warcraft is better?
Lin Yi completed a wave of weight gain in the summer. Although the tonnage cannot be compared with Dayao of that year, how can it be as easy as touching Clay's head to hit Howard?
Oh! This is really a bad analogy.
Keke!
You know, Howard's bottom plate hasn't been stable. Don't look at his bench press data. It's horrible, but he doesn't just look at the bench press data.
More than bench press, many Hercules can surprise this group of NBA Supermen, but the reason why these NBA players are called Superman is because their physical fitness is very balanced.
咣 ——!
In the second impact of Lin Yi, Howard stepped back a small step, and at this time, Lin Yi's right long arm suddenly grabbed the basketball and wanted to hook.
Here comes the opportunity!
Howard's eyes flashed with pride that day!
This happy beast seems to be saying, "Maybe I can't compare to you better than anything else, but I can't beat you back, that's really not bragging ..."
Howard jumped up, ready to use his best volleyball hat to light the atmosphere at home tonight.
Look, this is a Christmas gift from Dwight-a basketball dream to peat!
however......
As soon as Howard jumped up, Lin Yi seemed to be dancing, only to see that his bottom foot didn't move, his right hand quickly grabbed the ball and pulled it back, at the same time his body began to turn towards the other side!
This is truly-Olajuwon has taught Howard countless times, and Howard has not been able to learn the pace of dreams!
Staples, the first attack of the visiting team, the home fans were immersed in the shock brought by Lin Yi!
哐 Dang——!
After landing, Yi Lin overlooked Howard.
Who gives you confidence not to help?
2 to 0!
"Wow--! Dream.shake! Teacher Xu, this is Dream.shake!" Xiao An said excitedly.
"Yes, it's too exaggerated, Howard thought, I've been in the NBA for so many years, when have I been so wronged in the low post? Oh roar, today's Lin Yi is really exaggerated!" Xu Jinzhe said.
"Mr. Xu, many Chinese fans refer to Lin Yi as a minded reckless husband. This ball is indeed reckless and very beautiful! Such a footstep is matched with such a dunk, even though the Nicks are the visiting team. But we can see that the fans at the Staples Center also applauded this wonderful slam dunk! "Xiao An said.
The camera returned to the court, and Howard, who was eaten by Lin Yiqiang, carried Tyson Chandler in a low post, ready to return.
After thinking about it, Bryant pulled himself to the 45-degree angle on the other side to wait for the ball, and Artest drew the ball to the happy beast. UU reading books www.uukanshu. com
After the weight loss, the boxer used and fought and retreated with Howard. The power of the happy beast was obviously better. At the moment when he opened the boxer, Howard turned stiffly and he threw it out like a track and field athlete. When Jabal wanted to hit someone when he saw it, Olajuwon would cry when he saw it, and Ewing wanted to return to the zoo after seeing it—a discus hook!
Got it!
No, wait!
Just as Howard was preparing to bark his chest to celebrate his Answer.Ball, a frightening palm appeared in front of Warcraft!
Cap from the sky by Lin Yi!
Your basketball dream is mys!
Lin Yi grabbed the cap and did not make adjustments after landing. He dribbled directly towards the Lakers' court. The oldest player who retired the fastest was knocked out by Lin Yi like a bulldozer ...
哐 Dang——!
Lin Xiaoyi doesn't give birth to me.
4 to 0!
"Oh-oh-oh! It's overbearing, Lin Yi told Howard with a moon capture in the air, my place is under the basket, and no fly here today!"
"And his subsequent one-stop advancement, Steve Nash would like to say that even if I foul, I can't hold this behemoth!" Xiao An said.
"I want to say that Christmas War is Christmas War. Today's game is so exciting. Lin Yi is not only a nuclear weapon in Asia, he is also a nuclear weapon in the NBA!" Xu Jinzhe laughed.
Blow it!
It's over!
Interpretations from all over the world joined together to blow the Lin Yi family: what program to go!
I Lin, never meet!
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PS2: Crying ... Look at the sky, after watching Xiao IG won the championship, actually drowsily fell asleep until now, and said nothing! Code the word first, finish the word, update it, and then plead guilty! Huh!