Chapter 720： Number one spray, black and decent

? As the main café tonight, Lin Yi attracted cheers from the scene.

Although I don't want to admit that Lin Yi is better than myself, no matter Durant or James, everyone is very convinced of Lin Yi's popularity.

Durant glanced at the widow unwillingly, and saw Scarlett Johnson's eyes blurred, staring intently at Lin Yi.

Will never love again.

This is a world of love.

This is a face-only world.

At this moment Durant just wanted to embrace Westbrook with open arms.

Because Durant found that even though he had lost the world, Westbrook would stand by his side.

Inexplicably, Durant clenched his mantis fist, "No matter what I will experience in the future, I must win the championship with Russell."

Wait, since this wicked world is going to be against me, then Durant, I will see God kill God!

At this moment there is a classic quote from the Internet that is very suitable to describe Durant's current mood.

Durant wants this day and can no longer cover his eyes. He wants these gods and gods to disappear.

Unfortunately, Lin Yi didn't know that Durant's inner activities were so exciting, otherwise he would tell Durant that the second form is a disease, and he must be cured!

On the stage, Lin Yi started his own performance.

"I'm very happy to be able to participate in the Tucao conference hosted by O'Neal's little one." Lin Yi said looking at Kevin Hart.

Off the court, Hart almost didn't get angry.

Lin Yi is black and black. Both Hart is short and O'Neill's bird is black.

Immediately after, Lin Yi looked at him and said, "Shaq, uh uh uh!"

"Shaq, uh uh uh!"

"Shaq, uh uh!"

At the scene, the audience wondered why Lin Yi was groaning while reading O'Neal's name. Lin Yi suddenly said, "I always prefer to communicate with Shaq in his mother tongue."

"You know, Shaq was brought into the United States by a chain."

"Obviously, the quality of this chain is not very good."

"Scarlett, you have to be careful because maybe Shaq will grab you and run to the top of the Empire State Building after the show is recorded, uh uh uh!"

With Lin Yi's voicing, O'Neal off the field also stood up, and cooperated with Lin Yi's chest.

Lin Yi waved his hand to signal that O'Neal could sit down, then turned to look at Bryant and said, "Kobe, one of the greatest shooting guards in NBA history, Michael Jordan's best imitator, my idol."

Off the court, Bryant patted his chest with a smile.

"Trust me, this may be the worst time that Michael has been hacked." Lin Yi said after a few seconds of pause.

The smile on Kobe's face gradually disappeared, and of course he wouldn't be really angry, but he cooperated with Lin Yi to cut a throat.

"Kobe once famously said that even if he missed the first ten shots, he would make firm shots for the eleventh shot."

"Kobe in the game also succeeded a little. In the 2001/2002 season, Kobe shot crazy 47 times in a game against the Celtics, and then successfully hit the iron 30 times."

"Hey, I don't think everyone here tonight has been so crazy, oh, don't get me wrong, what I said is that the players here tonight came down a game, I'm afraid that even Kobe's iron numbers can't be cast."

"Kobe, I wish you an early break in Havlicek's record. This time, the Lakers finally succeeded in taking a history first from the Celtics!"

I feel like my brain has been lit up tonight. Kobe has some regrets now. Why didn't he just vomit a bit harder just now?

After voicing Kobe, Lin Yi turned his eyes on Griffin.

"Blake, nice to meet you."

"But who gave you the courage to come to Tucao?"

"You don't even know how miserable you will be tonight."

"Trust me, Blake! Jenna (Griffin's ex-girlfriend) is bound to spit you in front of the TV while she is next to Justin Bieber."

The scale of the "Tucao Conference" is notoriously large. Lin Yi is not a Virgin. Since this program is on, it must be released.

Blindly setting people up and emphasizing that their own qualities are useless in the American version of the Tucao Conference. To blame, you can only blame the English word for "broad and profound."

Griffin was so dark that Lin Yi was crying, but don't say, after Griffin heard Lin Yi say this, this silly Chai now wants to make a few punches to Bieber.

Lin Yi certainly didn't know Griffin's thoughts. In fact, Bieber had to be beaten. Griffin didn't need to do it himself, because Bieber always ranked first in the most annoying list in the United States.

Sometimes Lin Yi couldn't figure out why Bieber had so much brain powder.

After drinking, driving on the street, taking drugs, and bisexuality, a person who dumped everything to his minors will still be successfully washed in the future. Do you believe it?

It can only be said that the American people are indeed "tolerant".

Tolerant to their naive thought that Justin Bieber would be a good person.

Closer to home, after getting the fool, Lin Yi's next goal was Harden.

"James Harden, the last time I saw him was at four in the morning in New York, oh, don't get me wrong, I just started practicing and James just stumbled out of the club."

"James likes to use his eyes to defend when he is on the court. I think everyone has misunderstood him because he clearly hasn't awoken the wine, and treats his opponent on the court as a prey in the nightclub ..."

"Think so, Shaq retired ... Shaq, I have to congratulate you, because James always likes big butt."

The atmosphere of the comedy center has been brought to Lin Yi. Do n’t look at Lin Yi ’s tossing translation into Chinese almost half of the time is “personal attack”, but in the opinion of the beautiful old woman, Lin Yi is talented.

There is a big cultural difference between China and the United States. Dayao, who is sitting in the audience tonight, has a deep understanding.

Dayao now feels that Lin Yineng's current achievement in the NBA is not without reason, because most international players, the biggest problem in integrating into the NBA is the cultural difference.

Wake up, except for a very small number of NBA geniuses, we all came up with basketball scholarships all along. The so-called black culture is not good, and few normal Chinese can accept it.

The so-called black raps ... most of them are swear words, unsightly.

It is ridiculous that in the future, a rap singer in China slaps a reindeer while showing off that he is learning black culture.

If you do n’t learn Chinese, you can write lyrics without knowing even a few idioms. Then do n’t blame everyone for hip-hop.

On the guest table, Harden looked up at the sky, as if asking himself, why did he come to Lin Yi's truffle meeting?

Obviously I have seen everything for a long time, why should I come to find sin?

"Tucao Conference" is not everyone spraying each other, only to find that everyone was sprayed by Lin Yi's worst miserable program?

Harden regretted it, and Harden missed home at this moment.

"Kevin Durant, the future fighter of the NBA, the" Lin Yi "in the United States." Looking at a dull Durant, Lin Yi certainly chose to give him another wave of "deadly beating."

"Hey, Kevin, I've always wanted to tell you that Scarlett's bath water doesn't taste as good as you think."

"Because even my three-month-old daughter knows that the smell of bath water depends on the shower gel."

"People always like to compare Kevin with me because we all have the ability to constantly create dislocations on the field."

"But I want to say that I have nothing to compare with Kevin, because I am a talented student, not a stupid person who reluctantly obtains a qualified result by relying on the back door of a coach."

"Oh dear Kevin, of course I'm not talking about you."

"But Kevin, can you answer me a question? How much is 7 times 14?" Lin Yi looked at Durant seriously, and Durant ... now wants to dig a pit to himself Buried.

Lin Yi's unexpected AOE wave actually hurt a lot of guests present.

Because 7 times 14 ... I was able to do mental calculations faster than Lin Yi, I'm afraid it would be Yao.

So why is the wisdom of the Chinese unique?

Do you think the multiplication formula is white-backed?

This thing is 10,000 times better than English.

Because you do n’t speak English, you can still live and work in China, but you ca n’t multiply?

Emmmmm, you can also use a calculator!

After KO dropped Durant, Lin Yi looked at James and said, "LeBron James, everyone prefers to call him the little emperor, because he has a strong style and he is a recognized Jordan successor when he enters the league.

The emperor at the guest table smiled slightly as a tribute, but Lin Yi on the stage continued to say: "I have to say that Michael is really a great player."

"Because of ESPN's incomplete statistics, there are at least 30 Jordan successors in the NBA."

"We all know that LeBron is best at layups in four steps, and even for this, the league has specifically modified the rules for LeBron, calling it a continuous action."

"Oh, LeBron, I didn't mean to offend, but I want to say something to you, good job!"

"Because this trick works well, you need to know that even if I take five or six steps on the court sometimes, the referee will not blow."

"In addition, everyone knows that LeBron went to Miami in 10 years, because LeBron is a very moral player, he said he will go to Miami to lead his good brother Dwayne to win the championship."

"My God, LeBron, Dwayne must have never thought that his thick thighs would not move you."

"You know, Dwayne even took the championship with Shaq, who didn't even Kobe."

"I think if Dwyane is given a chance to re-select, he will definitely choose to black you out."

James has been crying by Lin Yihei, but I don't know why, James thinks what Lin Yi said seems to make sense ...

In recent years, James has been wondering if he has a problem. Now thinking about it, it seems that he really has a problem.

Oh, poor little emperor, Lin Yi's vomiting is not over yet.

"Obviously, when Shaq was chained to the United States, the other chain was LeBron. I think Dwyane needs a chain now to get LeBron back to the zoo."

"Promise me, LeBron, don't dwell on Dwayne anymore?"

After Lin Yi spoke, he politely apologized to James.

"Tucao Conference" is fierce, but these parties are not attentive.

After all, everyone knows this is a joke.

Of course, Kobe really takes it seriously, that's another matter.

Lin Yi, who had successfully closed James's autism, went on to tell Curry and Beckham separately. Lin Yi said that if his opponent can get more Curry, he can score 50 points per game.

This is the defense of the primary school students at www.novelhall.com ~ As for Beckham, Lin Yi was obviously merciful, half-black and half-boasted.

In the end, Lin Yi also dealt with two mischievous widows and big mold.

Lin Yi said that the most terrifying thing in his life was to become a moldy boyfriend, because she might be written into her new song someday, and if she couldn't make it, she would spit in the song.

In the time of speaking, Lin Yi also showed mercy, because for some reason, Lin Yi found that he was the most energetic only when he talked about Kobe and James.

As if the inspiration of his black people disappeared after James and Kobe finished talking.

It's boring!

But, can the Emperor and the Emperor be uttered in a few words?

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