Chapter 1095： The decision to detonate the world (Lei!)

Carioca has become a sea of ​​joy.

In distant China, Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Chongqing, Tianjin, Chengdu and other places can only be described by firecrackers and gongs and drums. (Forgive the author's adjectives have been hollowed out)

Many veterans who have witnessed the women's volleyball championship in 84 years and the national football team in 2001 are full of tears at this moment. They are proud because this is reality, not a novel, not a game. On August 22, 2016, Chinese men Basketball in Brazil, won the Olympic men's basketball gold medal in Rio!

Now we can say that proudly.

we are the champion.

In the past life of Lin Yi, Dayao had special thanks to Qian Chenghai, Mu Tiezhu and other legendary legends in Chinese basketball history when he was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame. In this life, when Dayao witnessed the men ’s basketball team hanging gold medals For a moment, the Oriental giant wiped the tears in his eyes and looked up at the ceiling of the Carioca Arena. Did you see it?

"we are the champion--!!"

"we are the champion--!!"

"we are the champion--!!"

From winning the championship to the award ceremony, in just tens of minutes, the Internet around the world has been hit by a mysterious traffic

Twitter, Facebook, Weibo, Post it, Tiger, okay, as long as it is a place for Chinese fans to leave a message, now it has been captured

From the Associated Press, Joel Bucks took a very interesting photo at the awards ceremony. When Lin Yi accepted the wreath and wore a gold medal, the American men's basketball players who won the silver medal all went to Lin Yi. With envious eyes, while the Spanish men's basketball team won the bronze medal, Gasol and Gasol seemed to describe to their teammates how horrible Lin Yi was.

What Joel didn't know at this time was that, a few months later, his photo titled "Time to Win" would receive the 2016 Pulitzer News Picture Award.

The British "The Times" used such a simple sentence to summarize the Olympic Games after the men's basketball finals, whether you want to see it or not, whether you want to admit it or not, now the giants from the East have stood up.

Lin Yi, who is 221 cm tall, is undoubtedly a giant, but why is this comment from the British media a pun?

China on the 22nd was doomed to sleep at night, and countless excited Chinese fans came to the streets. At this moment, singing and dancing for these happy fans is not enough to vent their inner excitement.

After the game, in the locker room, the boys of the Chinese men's basketball team also received congratulations from the top leaders. However, just as basketball fans around the world were discussing the Chinese men's basketball team to win the Olympic championship, they were still repairing the server. The program apes never dreamed that a larger wave of traffic would be coming.

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"The Chinese women's volleyball team first defeated Serbia, and then the Chinese men's basketball team won the 27th gold. This Olympic Games is worth it!" After the constant efforts of the vast number of program monkeys, one hour after the Rio Olympics men's basketball final, the Weibo server , The first to repair successfully

For a time, watching countless comments and messages on Weibo, the ape program of Weibo smiled.

however

"噗 ———— !!!!" At 7:55 pm local time in Rio, just after the program ape on Twitter managed to fix the server, a program ape king on twitter suddenly drank what he had just drank. Coffee is sprayed on the screen

"What? It's impossible!" NBA President Adam Xiao-Hua suddenly exclaimed at No. 645, Fifth Avenue, New York, USA, at the headquarters of NBA, as we know it.

"LeBron! What are you doing?" Los Angeles, USA, was writing a sensational draft to encourage American fans, Kobe, to call his teammate, LeBron James, one of the Los Angeles Double Magics, as soon as possible.

"Hey, Kobe, I'm playing 2k with Brownie, roar, yes, as the cover character, do you know your ability value in 2k17?" James, who was busy "fishing" all summer, did not notice Ricky's urgent tone on the phone.

"News! News! LeBron, 30 seconds for you. Watch the news!" Bryant said anxiously.

"Well, news? Wait a minute, I have to connect the wifi first, this **** Internet fee" James responded in a hurry.

"Now, immediately, immediately! Oh! LeBron, watch the news, I will pay you three years of Internet fees!" Bryant said more eagerly.

I do n’t realize that the situation is so frugal, but just after I logged in to a news app on my tablet

Boom!

"Damn! LeBron, are you still listening?" Bryant asked angrily.

"Sorry Kobe, my phone just dropped, okay I will return to Los Angeles tomorrow." After hanging up with Kobe, James looked at the TV screen, the Lakers he was manipulating and the Knicks that Brownie was manipulating. Suddenly fell into silence.

"Dad, what happened?" Asked the young Brownie, looking curiously at his old father.

James didn't answer Brownie. For a long time, the emperor, who seemed a bit lazy, seemed to be back when he was 23 years old.

What kind of spirit is that, what kind of grandma is that, who is to give up?

At the same time, in Rio, the American men's basketball camp, when Durant was silently packing his luggage, his door was suddenly opened.

"Hey, Stephen, if I'm having a dinner, I'm not in the mood, and the party won't work." Durant said to the visitor weakly.

Curry swallowed, and the elementary school student wanted to say, "Don't you watch the phone?" But after seeing the pile of broken mobile phone parts in Durant's room, Curry handed his phone to Durant's before.

"Is this true?" Du Xiaoshuai opened his eyes wide, and it almost seemed that Curry was scared to death as he was watching Wife taking a bath.

"Really, everyone knows, oh my god, I don't know why he did it," Curry said, spreading his hands.

"Sorry, Stephen, I'm afraid I'm going to go one step ahead." Durant, who pulled out his spare cell phone from the trunk, hurriedly turned on and called his agent.

"Aren't you going back with us?" Curry asked curiously.

"I have to go back now, man," Durant said to Curry.

"Return to Russia? Kevin, don't you really consider James' three-day trip to Las Vegas?" Curry asked.

"No, I have to go back now." For a long time, without knowing why, looking at Curry's sincere look, Durant said slowly, "Sorry, Stephen, I'm not returning to Russia."

"Because I'm going to Dallas"

If many years later you ask these Chinese fans who have experienced this incident, do you experience the ups and downs of life? Those people will definitely answer you, this night on August 22, 2016 ~ www.novelhall.com ~ It's more than big ups and downs

No one expected that Chinese basketball, which was still immersed in the joy of winning the championship, suffered an absolute zero blow in just one hour.

No one would have imagined that Lin Yi, who has surpassed Michael Jordan in the eyes of the world, would burst out such a surprise in a post-match press conference.

The earthquake is definitely not enough to describe what happened this night.

Tsunami? That's too pediatric.

"Lin Yi retired?" All Chinese fans, watching this news that suddenly appeared in their eyes, fell into silence.

According to all authoritative media reports from Xinhua News Agency, People's Daily, Datianchao TV Station, the Associated Press, The Times, espn, AFP, Reuters, etc., at the post-match press conference that won the Olympic gold medal, the six nba regular season vp, five nba finals vp, three all-star vp, five nba scoring champions, Chinese player Lin Yi, officially announced his retirement.

At the time, Da Tianchao TV, which was preparing to broadcast the closing ceremony, even edited a section of Lin Yi's top 10 goals.

too suddenly.

It all came so suddenly.

Ok

Although the nationalities and languages ​​were different, at least this night, the coding was similar

The programmers want to die.

Hope!

This flow cannot be stopped!

Lin Shen, why don't you want to retire and retire?

You, brother, do n’t announce that you are coming back a few hours later!

Public opinion exploded

Even if the men's basketball team won the championship, it was covered by the news of Lin Yi's retirement.

No, to be precise, this summer, there can be no more news than this.

Even if it was the first decision of the year, I am afraid that this time

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pslei!

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