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He sat under the banana tree in my yard with a jade guqin in his arms, slowly and methodically tuning it, and then demonstrated it to me.

Clink!" The clear sound of a zither rang out. The beautiful melody slowly flowed out from under his slender fingers like a magic spell, and this caused me to be taken aback … Qingling ah gongzi, your hand that wields a sword can not only comb hair and scratch eyebrows, but it can also fiddle with a jade guqin! Although I knew you were a noble young master from the start, but you should have a limit to your talents!

Although I didn't understand the rhythm, I still couldn't help but feel my heart stir when I heard the zither play, especially with the graceful posture of him sitting in front of the zither. His pitch-black hair gently flowed down to his chest, and in between his lowered eyebrows, his handsome eyebrows lost their sharp, sword-like appearance, and was instead replaced with a refined and noble feeling.

After finishing the song, Qing Ling looked at me with a smile. "What do you think about the zither music just now?"

I applauded desperately. "Good to hear!"

Qing Ling raised his brows complacently. "Then what do you feel now?"

I touched my belly. "I feel a little hungry."

Qing Ling was silent for three seconds before jumping up to beat me up, "Stupid fox, do you have a brain or not!? I taught you how to play with 'Phoenix Cry for the Phoenix', and you actually told me that you were hungry … You damn fox, even if you're stupid, you still have to have a limit! "

It was a lazy afternoon. Tsing Ling and I sat under the banana tree and basked in the sun.

Today, he's going to teach me "Sun Tzu's Art of War".

He said, "Know yourself and know your enemy, and know your enemies. "If you want Xuan Yue to fall in love with you, then you must understand the type of woman he likes. Only by understanding the other party's needs in a comprehensive manner will you be able to give in to him. At the same time, you should also know who your love rival is and only when you grasp all the strengths and weaknesses of your love rival will you be able to avoid further difficulties …"

He even helped me find out about my love rival... It was said that the deceased senior sister Wu Yue was a great beauty. Before she started cultivating, she was once a lady, was proficient in music, calligraphy, painting, and even brewing wine and brewing tea; she was a virtuous, filial, quiet, beautiful and gentle girl, a role model for noble women. After she entered the Evergreen Immortal Cultivator, she was even more hardworking, outstanding in talent, upright, kind and considerate. In short, although my sister is no longer in the martial arts world, there are still legends of my sister everywhere.

I almost burst into tears at the news!" If the opponent was too strong, the future would be terrifying! For a good-for-nothing like me who likes to eat and act like a pervert, whose ultimate goal in life is to eat and wait for death, treating a mortal fairy like Wu Yue as an opponent is no different than an ant trying to shake a tree!

Seeing my dejection, Tsing Ling comforted me: "White boy, you must believe in yourself! "As long as we work hard, we will definitely be able to win Xuan Yue's heart!"

Alright, seeing that he encouraged me and brought three roasted chickens to cheer me up, I will reluctantly work hard!

I played the song he taught me a while ago, and immediately, the sound of the jade zither rang out from under the banana tree. After a while, a peacock flew over from the banana tree and spread its gorgeous tail screen at me... I secretly rejoiced in my heart and secretly smirked … Qing Ling had said that the sound of the zither would attract the attention of the phoenix, and had even taught me a poem called "The Phoenix Emperor Yu Fei, and the Trembling Ching" … … Although my zither music didn't attract the phoenix, but it did attract a peacock.

After playing the melody, I looked eagerly at Qing Ling, shouting out in my heart, "Praise me! Hurry up and praise me!". However, like a "girl from a noble family", I maintained the reserved attitude of a female student and asked, "How was my playing?"

Qing Ling looked at me in silence. After some deliberation, she grudgingly said, "My memory is very good. I didn't play it wrong."

Are you praising me? I was overjoyed.

Then the peacock brother on the banana tree also opened his beautiful tail screen, saying to me: "White boy! White man! "Come here, I have something to say to you …"

I covered my face with my sleeve and put on a shy expression... Oh, really! My dear Brother Peacock, although I know that I am pretty and cute, with flowers blooming, I am the number one girl in the Southern Mountain Range, but how can I endure your passionate and bold courtship! I have Xuan Yue in my heart, so I definitely can't accept a second you. Moreover, didn't you marry Big Sis Ye from the valley next door last month? She was so infatuated with you, how could you walk out on her? Even though I'm a fox spirit, I definitely won't break someone's marriage. Don't think too highly of yourself …

Just as I was working on this, thinking of how to refuse so as not to hurt the peacock's heart, and how to make him understand that loyalty is the supreme virtue of life, Brother Peacock jumped down from the tree and cheerfully said to me, "White boy! My wife is about to give birth! "

"Hmm?"

"My wife is pregnant and is about to give birth!" he repeated happily.

"Oh …" You're going to be a father? Congratulations! " I have a strange feeling.

"Thank you! "You don't even know that she's about to give birth. I've been preparing my baby's things all day, and I've been so busy that my feet haven't even touched the ground. There are many things that I haven't done …" Brother Peacock began to complain to me ostentatiously.

"Oh …" "So?"

"..." So, these two days I want to make a new quilt for my wife to use! I just heard you play cotton very well! "Why don't I trouble you to help me play a new blanket this afternoon …"

I stood there, feeling confused. After a long time, I asked with great difficulty, "Kong Que, why did you use the tail screen just now?"

"Oh, I'm going to turn on the screen when I get excited... "Really, White Boy, you must have a great future playing cotton!"

I...

My face fell. My heart, which had been burning with enthusiasm, now felt as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water over it and it was sizzling with white smoke! As a result, he furiously slapped him with his palm: "I told you to go crazy with excitement!"

After being beaten, the peacock began to twitch on the ground. Qing Ling's mouth began to twitch again … I was so upset that I finally got the peacock to hug its head and run away...

Qing Ling came over and patted my shoulder to comfort me. "It's already very good. I've only learned for a few days and I can already play the entire song. Ah Cai is already an extremely smart girl!"

Fake words, I hear is perfunctory me, can't I hear it?

I threw him off in a bad mood and went back into the house, where I devoured three roasted chickens in one go. Then I told Tsing Ling... I'm frustrated, I'm hurt, I want to sleep now!

Qing Ling comforted me for a long time, but I just lay there on the bed and ignored him. He finally sighed, picked up the Jade Zither and left.

As soon as he was gone, I ran out and ran toward the territory of the foxes!

I've already thought about it. If I take the normal route, I might never be able to compare to Wu Yue in this lifetime. So, I want to take special action!

An hour later, I stood at the place where my former instructor of cultivation once stood … In front of Big Sis Red Sleeves.

With a few words, I explained my purpose for coming here. Big Sis Red Sleeves' beautiful almond eyes immediately opened wide like a cow's. You want a man to like you?! "White boy, I didn't hear wrong, did I?!"

I obediently lowered my ears, pretending to be humble and eager to learn. "You didn't mishear me, my Red Sleeved Sis! Please teach me how to do it! "

Big Sis Red Sleeves suddenly turned around with her back facing me and sobbed, "You … I …."

I hastily supported her and asked with concern, "Big Sis Hong Xiu, what's wrong?"

Sister Hong Xiu waved her hand and wiped away the tears at the corner of her eyes: "It's nothing, it's just that I was too excited! White boy, I knew you had a good potential. The best student I've taught in five hundred years! It's a pity that you always refused to cultivate with me, causing me to feel such regret … Now that you are finally enlightened and have become so charming! "

She looked me up and down with a gaze full of gratitude, like a daughter who had just grown up. "Don't worry, as long as you are willing to learn, I will definitely teach you everything I know!"