"Slap!"
Li Chengfeng snapped his fingers and said: "It's very simple, since the old thief Shikong won't leave, then we'll kill him and see how long he can stay in the palace!"
After finishing speaking, Li Chengfeng stretched out his small hand, and took out his pockets.
"System, open the mysterious store!" Li Chengfeng said silently in his heart.
"Ding, the mysterious shop has been opened for the host, what do you want the host to buy?"
"Is there any super laxative to buy?"
"Report to the host, yes!"
Immediately afterwards, the purchase bar for laxatives was displayed in front of Li Chengfeng.
[Smooth gastrointestinal laxative, price: 20 naughty points!
Croton laxative, price: 50 naughty points!
Super invincible abdominal pain laxative, price: 100 naughty points!
People in the rivers and lakes call Lima Laxative, price: 200 naughty points]
"Hahaha, there is such a laxative as Limala?"
Li Chengfeng died laughing at the name of the laxative.
Then he opened the laxative to check the effect.
Super Invincible Abdominal Pain Laxative: People who take this laxative will not be able to walk out of the toilet throughout the day. The next day I was so weak that I couldn't go out!
People in the rivers and lakes call Limala: the medicine is as the name suggests, people who take this laxative will have diarrhea immediately within three seconds.
"Hahaha, this Lima is too powerful, right? No, if I give Master Shikong a Lima, he will definitely not be able to do rituals, so the system, buy me a pack of super invincible abdominal pain laxatives!"
"Ding, good host, the system has been successfully purchased for you and has been stored in the system's warehouse!"
After buying the abdominal pain laxatives, Li Chengfeng finally took out the abdominal pain laxatives from his jacket pocket.
Li Lizhi blinked her shining eyes, looked at Li Chengfeng suspiciously, and said, "Brother Feng'er, what were you laughing at just now? Also, what is that thing in your hand?"
Li Chengfeng smiled and said: "Hey, this is a pack of super invincible abdominal pain laxatives. I plan to put all of them in the meat that the old thief Shikong eats. What do you think, sister?"
If it was before, Li Lizhi would definitely stop it.
But now, Li Lizhi knew that old thief Shikong was actually a monk who ate meat? So Li Lizhi also smiled slyly, and said: "Okay, then let me release it for you, Brother Feng'er!"
"Okay, I'll open the meat jar, you put it in!"
Li Chengfeng opened the meat jar, and after Li Lizhi tore open the laxatives, he put them all into it in one go.
Li Lizhi put it on, and said in her mouth: "Hmph, who made you, a stinky monk, eat meat? I will give you laxatives to see if you have diarrhea after eating?"
"Haha, sister, don't worry, the old thief Shikong will definitely have diarrhea after eating!"
Li Chengfeng patted his chest and promised.
Produced by the system, it must be a high-quality product.
As long as the old thief Shikong eats this meat, he probably will take several days to recover!
Since playing with Li Chengfeng, Li Lizhi felt that she had become much worse.
But doing such pranks is really fun, because they punished the bad guys, so Li Lizhi didn't feel any guilt.
After putting in the laxative, Li Chengfeng deliberately stirred it evenly with chopsticks, so as not to be discovered by the old thief Shikong.
…
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the door. When Li Chengfeng heard it, it was Wei Zheng talking?
Only Wei Zheng said: "Master Shikong, you should go to the temple to prepare first, and you will go to the Supreme Emperor's Taiji Palace to practice soon!"
"Good Prime Minister Wei Zheng, I'm going to put on the cassock now, and then go to the Taiji Palace of the Supreme Emperor with Prime Minister Wei Zheng!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you outside the door!"
…
"Here it is, the old thief Shikong is here? Brother Feng'er, what should we do now?"
It was the first time to do such a thing, and Li Lizhi suddenly panicked.
But Li Chengfeng covered Li Lizhi's mouth and said, "Shh, don't make any noise, we can just hide in the backyard of the temple! We must not be discovered by the old thief Shikong, otherwise he will definitely suspect that we are doing something here. What, then stop eating the meat in the jar!"
"Woohoo!"
Li Lizhi nodded, and then, together with Li Chengfeng, hid by the backyard of the temple.
Master Shikong walked into the temple solemnly, but with a very proud smile on his face.
He smiled and said to himself: "Haha, I never thought that the emperor would value me so much? Do it at the Xuanwu Gate, and then go to the Supreme Emperor's Taiji Palace to do it, even for my sake? Arguing with the eighth prince? Tsk tsk, it is not in vain that I, Chen Man, have been hiding in Tianshan Temple, eating porridge and eating vegetarian food for twenty years, to be valued by the emperor!"
"However, now that I have come to the palace and become a great mage valued by the emperor, do I still want to live the same life as before?"
"No, I've had enough, I've really had enough! So from now on, without the abbot controlling me, I'm about to break! Not only do I want to eat meat, I also want women, yes, I also need women! "
While talking, Master Shikong still had a winning smile on his face.
And his words were heard clearly by Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi at the door.
Li Chengfeng frowned tightly, while Li Lizhi turned pale with fright.
What is the old thief Shi Kong talking about?
He not only wants to eat meat, but also women?
God, how could this come out of the mouth of an eminent monk?
So far, Li Lizhi has finally seen Master Shikong's character clearly, and finally knows what it means to know people, know face, but not heart!
"Hmph, this stinky monk is really too bad. I still treat him as a master. It turns out that he is just a stinky monk who cheats on food and drink!"
Behind the door of the backyard, Li Lizhi said sullenly.
"Hey, sister, look quickly, the old thief Shikong is eating meat!"
Li Chengfeng looked around, and saw Master Shikong stepping out a piece of meat from the jar, and then began to eat it happily.
"Sniff, it smells so delicious! I haven't eaten such delicious meat for a long time. I used to eat porridge, water and vegetables every day in Tianshan Temple. This time I came to the palace, I must eat delicious food and drink spicy food! I will be appreciated by the emperor in the future. Then you can live in the palace forever and enjoy the glory and wealth!"
While talking, Master Shikong also took the meat strips in his hand and started to eat deliciously.
"Huh? This smell, why is it a bit weird?"
Suddenly, Master Shi Kong frowned, and found that there seemed to be some strange smell on the meat.
"Could it be because it's been kept for a long time? No, this is cured meat. It shouldn't be so bad?"
"Oh, I see, it must be because I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and I forgot the taste of meat? Hahaha!"
Laughing and talking to himself, Master Shikong continued to eat meat.
He only ate meat, and didn't even glance at the steamed buns and vegetables on the table, because they were all for others to see.