Eat a meal, but still think about cheating your own money?
Li Shimin, you are also the emperor of the Tang Dynasty after all, do you still care about the money for a meal?
In fact, Li Shimin is really not short of money, he just deliberately wants to cheat Li Chengfeng's money.
After all, Li Chengfeng cheated his own money in the past, so what if he cheated Li Chengfeng himself?
What if someone else had the opportunity to invite Li Shimin to dinner? That is the glory of their ancestors, they can't wait to invite Li Shimin to dinner!
But Li Chengfeng was different.
Because Li Chengfeng could tell that Li Shimin didn't want to pay the bill on purpose, he just wanted to cheat his own money.
So Li Chengfeng looked up at Li Shimin and said, "Father, shouldn't the elders pay the bill?"
Li Shimin frowned, and said: "Hey, that's wrong! The younger generation also has the time to treat the elders to dinner. Are you right, Feng'er?"
"Yes, but Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette. Logically speaking, it should be the elders who pay the bill! If the younger generation didn't tell the guests to eat in advance, then the elders should pay the bill! Unless , do you want me to be your elder? Or do you want to be my junior?"
"Huh? Nonsense..."
"Ding, the discomfort from Li Shimin, naughty value +199!"
Li Shimin immediately glared at Li Chengfeng.
This kid is really outspoken, he dares to say anything.
According to Li Chengfeng's previous meaning, didn't he mean that if I pay the bill, I will be your elder, and you have to call me dad?
Isn't this nonsense?
Not to mention how uncomfortable Li Shimin felt.
Why is it so difficult for me to cheat Li Chengfeng? But I was often cheated by Li Chengfeng, but I still didn't know it?
"Oh, that's all, I'll pay the bill... I'm not short of the money!"
"Emperor Shengming..."
After Li Shimin finished speaking, Wei Zheng did not forget to flatter Li Shimin.
Because Wei Zheng knew that Li Shimin was actually very uncomfortable at the moment.
After all, his object of refutation is Li Chengfeng. Li Chengfeng is a super genius of refutation. Even grandson Wuyi is not Li Chengfeng's opponent, and he is willing to be Li Chengfeng's military adviser?
It is conceivable that he can beat Li Chengfeng in terms of discourse logic? At least there is no such person in the current Datang!
"Come, come, let's have dinner, let's have a good rest after dinner, and then think about how to transport that boulder back to the palace at night!"
Li Lizhi frowned, looked at Li Shimin with some doubts, and said, "Father, what do you want to transport the huge stone in the Tianyue Grand Canal back to the palace for?"
"Oh, I want to make a huge stone sculpture, so I will stand at the Xuanwu Gate to suppress evil spirits..."
"Xuanwu Gate? Suppress evil spirits?"
Li Lizhi was a little puzzled.
But Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng and said, "Prime Minister Wei Zheng, when you say that, shall we carve a real dragon or a tiger?"
Wei Zhengdao: "The tiger sits in the middle hall, the real dragon is the emperor, and it should be placed in the hall, so the veteran feels that neither the tiger nor the real dragon is suitable!"
"Oh? Prime Minister Wei Zheng, do you have any good advice?" Li Shimin asked.
Wei Zhengdao: "Yes, you can suppress all evil things by yourself, or you can carve a suanni! But in terms of tigers and real dragons, tigers belong to noble houses, and real dragons belong to royal houses, so These two things belong to town houses, so maybe they are not suitable for suppressing Xuanwumen!"
"Well...then, according to Prime Minister Wei Zheng's words, carve a Pixiu and stand at the Xuanwu Gate to suppress evil spirits there!"
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he sighed slightly.
I don't know why, he has been having nightmares recently, often in his dreams, he dreams of nine boys turning into real dragons to attack him?
Nine boys turned into real dragons? Could it be that this is what it means for the nine sons to win the heir?
Could it be that the implication in the dream is that Li Shimin's sons are about to seek power and usurp the throne for their own throne, and kill each other?
Li Shimin was exhausted physically and mentally.
And recently, eunuchs and maids in the palace often say that there are always miserable voices coming out of the Xuanwu Gate where ghosts are haunted in the middle of the night.
Li Shimin also felt a little strange, but no matter where he went, he couldn't hear anything, and he started to have nightmares in the middle of the night.
Li Shimin also invited some folk Taoist priests to do it, but it was still useless.
He thought, it would be great if Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, two Tianmen warlocks, were in the palace now, and he could let them heal all his heart problems.
But it's a pity that Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang both went to Youzhou City to handle errands, and they didn't know that they could return to the palace a few years ago?
…
Suddenly, Li Chengfeng kept looking at Li Shimin with contemptuous eyes.
Li Shimin frowned, and said, "Feng'er, what are you doing looking at me with such eyes?"
Li Chengfeng curled his mouth and said: "Father, it's agreed! You will give me that huge rock! You said at the time that as long as I bring up that huge rock, you will reward me with a stone." Restaurant, 10,000 gold, and give me that boulder!"
"Well... this... but Feng'er, Father also wants that stone! Father wants to carve it into a Pixiu and put it in the Xuanwu Gate to suppress evil..."
"Suppress evil?" Li Chengfeng immediately slapped his hands and said, "Suppress what evil? Father, give me the stone, and I will help you go to Xuanwumen to perform a ritual to drive away evil spirits, okay? ?”
"Huh? Do you still know how to do things?" Li Shimin looked at Li Chengfeng in surprise.
Li Chengfeng immediately raised his head proudly, and said, "Yes, there is nothing in this world that I don't know how to do!"
"Well...that's fine, then, Feng'er, go to Xuanwumen to do a ritual. If it works, then that huge stone will be given to you!"
In fact, Li Shimin is very aggrieved in his heart now.
Because from the beginning to the end, he gave Li Chengfeng things by himself, and Li Chengfeng never gave himself anything.
Now you even have to grab a big rock from yourself? Can Li Shimin not feel aggrieved?
Sometimes, Li Shimin would even think that Li Chengfeng deliberately wanted to be angry with himself and punish him?
However, Li Shimin really guessed it right, Li Chengfeng wanted to mess with Li Shimin on purpose.
Otherwise, how can I earn naughty points in the system?
The more you cheat Li Shimin, the more naughty points you earn, so why not do it?
"Eat and eat, everyone, stop talking, and take a good rest after eating!"
"Good father!"
Li Chengfeng and Li Lizhi nodded slightly.
…
However, at this moment, Li Chengfeng frowned suddenly, his right eyelid throbbed wildly, and his heart sank heavily.
"Boom..."
"Not good, something big is going to happen?"
Li Chengfeng suddenly felt bad.