Chapter 2

"Shit, so fast!" Liu Lang sprang up from his chair and said in surprise.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is an immortal. How can the immortal's means be understood by ordinary people like you?" Wang Dazhui said with a very strong voice.

Although despised mercilessly, Liu Lang still tried to keep smiling at his boss. Then he turned his eyes to the immortal who had committed the crime.

He was wearing a blue cloth Taoist robe with several holes in it. He was wearing a hairless duster in his hand. He had a bun on his head and three strands of long whiskers under his jaw. Maybe it was because he had not taken care of it for a long time. The three strands of beard had become a ball. Of course, the most obvious feature of this guy is still on his face. Three long blood channels are deep enough to see bones, which are scratched by people.

In fact, this elder brother should do a good job of cleaning up. He is also a character of immortality and moral character. However, his appearance at the moment is really miserable.

"Xiao Liu, this is the great immortal of guangyaozi, who will be jailed for half a year. After that, he will be locked up in this mortal prison. This is his specific information. You should treat him well." Wang Dashui, with a smile on his face, introduced Liu Lang about the situation.

Before Liu Lang had time to ask other questions, Wang Dashui had already left.

Liu Lang picked up the information.

Guangyaozi, male, age: 570, grade: Daxian, attempted to molestate Ying Dang, a married woman, on March 15, 9989 in tianyuanli. He was sentenced to six months' imprisonment until September 14, 9989.

Shit, he's an old rascal over 500 years old. I didn't expect that there were immortals in heaven. Although Liu Lang thought so, he didn't dare to say it. Guangyaozi was an immortal, and his sentence was only half a year. He had better serve him well. Wang Dashui seemed to mean the same.

"Guangyaozi Daxian, my name is Liu Lang, and I'm the jailer of this mortal immortal prison. If you have anything to do in the future, just call me. Now there are not many people here. You can choose which room you want to live in. " After thinking about the wording, Liu Lang said cautiously.

"No need to choose. Just this one." Guangyaozi chose the nearest cell and went straight in. Quietly sat on the wooden bed.

Liu Lang breathed a sigh of relief. It was best to have a good time playing together. He was afraid to have some thorny immortals. Although he was invincible in this immortal prison, he could not do it or not.

Liu Lang thought a move, that cell door appeared a big lock, click a lock. Liu Lang was completely relieved.

"If you don't have anything to tell me, I'll leave." Liu Lang is ready to leave. Although Wang Dashui has said that he can extort things from these immortals, he has not yet figured out how to blackmail them. After all, they are immortals, and they feel timid to think about it.

"Wait a minute, little brother. Can you give me something to eat?" Looking at Liu Lang outside, guangyaozi said pitifully.

"No, the gods eat too?" Liu Lang looks surprised.

"I usually don't eat, but now I've been sealed for cultivation, and I can't mobilize the immortal power in my body. So, like ordinary people, if I don't supplement energy, I'll be hungry. Even if you don't eat for a long time, you can't die, but it's hard. " Guangyaozi explained.

"Wang Dashui, the son of a bitch, didn't say that the immortal prison was still in charge of food! There's no kitchen, no food. Do I have to pay for the gods to eat? You should know that Laozi himself depends on women to eat. " Liu Lang scolded Wang Dazhui's ancestors a hundred times.

Then, his eyes suddenly brightened. Isn't this a business opportunity?

The immortals need to eat, so I'll sell the rice here. We are all famous people. We should not just eat without paying? The immortals don't have RMB, so they can give some precious pills. For example, Wang Dashui gave his own "Xi Sui Yi Jin Dan" before. It's quite delicious to eat. He can also earn money by changing one of those pills into a table full of Manchu and Han people.

Thinking of this, Liu Lang deliberately showed a puzzled expression.

"Daxian, according to the regulations, our immortal prison doesn't care about food. The small one is only a temporary worker, and his salary is not much. If he can buy you food with money, he will have to starve."

"Well, that's OK. You can get me some food and I'll pay you."

As expected, he was worthy of being a God. Before I said it, he understood. Liu Lang suddenly found that guangyaozi was actually quite lovely.

However, what guangyaozi said next was that Liu Lang wanted to curse his mother.

"But I don't have any money now. My money is used to buy Wang Dazhui, or I won't be put on the earth. You don't know. The immortal prisons in the heaven are all eight people. There is no independent toilet, and I can't take a bath. And I'm a bit of a cleanliness freak. I can't get used to it."

Wang Dashui, your mother!

Liu Lang once again asked Wang Dashui's ancestors in his heart. You extorted guangyaozi's money and let me drink it.

"Why don't I pay you on credit and pay you back as soon as I let it out?" Guangyaozi discussed.

"On credit? When you go out, where can I find you Liu Lang has no good airway."Don't say that. Everyone is a scholar. Do you think I'm a liar?"

"Like, very much like!" Liu Lang cut off the railway.

It's hard to beat the hero for a penny. Guangyaozi almost cried. He has lived for more than 500 years and has never been so oppressed and bent as he is now.

"Well, for the sake of you being the first prisoner in this immortal prison. I'll do good deeds. It's OK to remember me later. Wait a moment. I'll go out and find you something to eat. "Seeing guangyaozi's hard face, Liu Lang couldn't bear it.

Seeing that Liu Lang was about to leave, guangyaozi stopped Liu Lang again, rubbed his hands and said, "well, little brother, I have to ask you something. Can you get me some water? It doesn't need to be too much. I just want to wash my beard. You know, I'm a bit clean, especially the beard. You don't know. In the sky, I'm called the beauty bearded fairy. I rely on this beard to make girls

"There are so many things to wait for!" Liu Lang didn't like to reply. Then the idea moved, appeared outside the immortal prison, however, the next moment he began to curse his mother.

Because Liu Lang found himself in a canyon. Both sides are smooth cliffs, can not climb up, cliff in the middle of a stream slowly flowing. He could feel that the immortal prison was hidden in the cliff.

"What kind of broken land is this chosen by Wang Dashui?" Liu Lang scolded.

There is a stream at the foot. There is water, but where can I find food on this wild mountain? Liu Lang is very depressed, but he is a man of his word. Since he has promised guangyaozi, he must do it. After thinking about it, he walked down the stream. After walking for half an hour, I didn't walk out of the canyon, let alone people. I didn't even meet a small animal.

Eh? What's that?

All of a sudden, Liu Lang's eyes brightened. He found a plastic bag on a relatively flat ground not far away. Inside the plastic bag was red and green.

When he went to pick it up, Liu Lang was overjoyed. The plastic bag contained a bag of small raccoon noodles, half a loaf of bread, a section of ham sausage that had been bitten, and an empty mineral water bottle. In addition, there is a half bottle of floating soft shampoo.

"It's probably left by people who like to explore outdoors when they camp here." Liu Lang guessed secretly that there were traces of tents around. Then he filled a bottle of stream water in a mineral water bottle and returned to the immortal prison with a plastic bag.

Guangyaozi had long been eager to see Liu Lang come back, and his eyes flashed.

The immortal was really hungry. No matter whether he was sanitary or not, he swallowed the leftover instant noodles, bread, and ham sausage into his stomach in two bites.

"Thank you very much. I'll try my best if I can help you in the future. By the way, did you bring the water? " After eating, guangyaozi thanks Liu Lang and thinks of his beard.

"Here you are! Save some, just this one! " Liu Lang throws the water to Guang Yaozi.

Guangyaozi carefully poured some into his beard and rubbed and rubbed it. However, he was sad to find that his beard could not be washed with water because he had not washed it for many days.

"Immortal, try this one." Liu Lang throws the half bottle of Piao Rou in the plastic bag to Guang Yaozi.

Obviously, guangyaozi had never used the shampoo. He hesitantly squeezed out some, rubbed it on his beard, rubbed it a few times, and then washed it with water. His half foot long beard was immediately clean, black and bright.

"There is such a thing in the world Guangyaozi took the shampoo, looked at the trademark on it, and doubted, "this thing is called Piao Rou?"

"Yes, it's called Piao rou." Then he said, "I think of the famous overseas advertisements with the words of Liu YAOLANG."

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