"Mr. pig, what have you done?" Looking at the small fresh meat in front of him, Liu Lang was surprised. This is because the new criminal brought by Wang Dashui was once in the immortal prison. Marshal Tianpeng the day before yesterday, the emissary of the Western Heaven Pure altar, and now the director of Tianhe guard office. It is said that people love each other, flowers bloom, and cars see a tire burst.
Speaking of it, Zhu Bajie is also a member of the heavenly court. He is in charge of Tianhe and holds heavy troops. In terms of status, he is definitely not inferior to Xiao Luoli's kind of real power director. According to the truth, even if such a big man commits some minor crimes, he can certainly muddle through. For serious crimes, it is not appropriate to put them in the immortal prison. After all, light criminals are the main ones here.
"Alas, people are so handsome that they are easy to hate." Zhu Bajie sighed and said, "I don't know which grandson reported that I had a problem with my life style. Although no substantial evidence has been found, the Jade Emperor still asked me to find a place to reflect. When the influence is eliminated, the official will resume his original post. "
"Mr. pig, this situation belongs to detention, but the conditions in the detention center are too poor. Considering this situation, I brought Mr. pig to the immortal prison. You have to treat yourself well. " Wang Dashui explained.
"Don't worry. I always respect Mr. pig. How about you come with me and have a look at this cell?" Said, Liu Lang with pig Bajie came to a standard cell.
Last time Li Yao was jailed, Wei Haiqing gave Liu Lang 1000 Amethyst coins. In order to improve Li Yao's living conditions, Liu Lang renovated four new standard cell cells, which have not been distributed yet, so he just arranged one for his second senior brother.
"Damn it! Is this a cell? " As soon as he entered the cell, Zhu Bajie was immediately surprised. A while ago, when he came to the immortal prison to look for Lian Tianqiong to get confused and infatuated with Dan, he had the impression that Lian Tianqiong lived in a much simpler cell than this one.
"This is the standard room cell just launched by the immortal prison. What you saw before is the ordinary room. The conditions of standard rooms are higher than ordinary rooms. " Liu Lang explained. The last time Zhu Bajie came, he was given a bottle of Wushi Dan. Therefore, Liu Lang did not mention that the standard room would be charged, even if it was a free gift.
"This is not a higher level, three grades are similar." Zhu Bajie wandered around the room. He felt and looked around. Soon he came to Simmons' big bed. He sat down on the bed, bumped up and down, and his eyes suddenly brightened. "This bed is good, big enough, soft, and flexible. It must be fun to play with..."
Liu Lang and Wang Dashui suddenly had a black line.
The second elder martial brother's speech and behavior don't seem to be framed.
Of course, this kind of thing, the heart is clear on the line, ask is impossible to ask.
"Since Mr. pig is quite satisfied with the conditions here, you can stay here at ease. I have to go back to the court and report to the leader, so I won't accompany you much." Wang Dashui saw that this side was all right and said goodbye.
"Warden Wang, help yourself!" Pig Bajie is still studying that Simmons big bed, head also does not return to say.
Wang Dazhui nodded to Liu Lang and disappeared in the immortal prison.
"Bed is good, but there is no opponent. If you want to fight, you can't fight." After lying down and lying on the ground for a long time, Zhu Bajie stood up and shook his head and sighed.
Liu Lang said with a smile, "Mr. pig, since you like this big bed, you can go out and take the big bed with you when you want to go out. Isn't it the same to go back to heaven and fight? "
"That's not very good." Zhu Bajie is sorry.
"What's wrong? The pig likes it. It's not normal for me to give it to him." Liu Lang patted his chest and said that although there are many immortals in the immortal prison, none of them is as well-known as the second elder martial brother. Even Zhang Daoling, who founded the Tianshi cult, is not as famous as the second elder martial brother.
Therefore, Liu Lang was born with a sense of closeness to his second senior brother.
"Can do something!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help but pick up his thumb and praise Liu Lang's way. Then he said with a smile, "what about the five stone pills I gave you last time?"
"The effect is great!" Liu Lang vowed. Of course, this effect is not reflected in his own body, in fact, so far, the five stone Dan Liu Lang has only used one on Yue Jing. It is precisely because of the five stone pill that Lin Tingfeng and Yue's family are fighting each other so that they have no time to take care of Zhongyu ecological farm. Otherwise, Lin Tingfeng's urination would have dealt with the farm for a long time.
"That's good. Tell me when you've finished. I'll go to the Shulian Shigong Association for you." Zhu Bajie said very generously.
"Not for the time being." Liu Lang smiles awkwardly. He doesn't have a woman now. There's no place to consume wushidan. And even if there are women, Liu Lang doesn't plan to use wushidan.
Because he has confidence in his ability.
Liu Lang's personality is that people respect me a foot and I respect people for ten feet. Seeing that Zhu Bajie is so popular, he naturally has to show some expression.
"Mr. pig, you haven't had dinner yet. I'll ask Zhu Dachang to make some dishes for you."
According to Liu Lang's understanding of Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie has two hobbies: one is to love women and the other is to love to eat. As long as it is food, he will definitely be interested in the dishes made by Zhu Da, the kitchen god of heaven.
As Liu Lang expected, the second elder martial brother was excited at the name of Zhu Dachang."Zhu Dachang is also in the immortal prison?"
"A while ago, he offended the Jade Emperor and the queen mother and was sentenced to one year's imprisonment. Zhu Dachang is now the head of the canteen of Fanjian immortal prison. He is responsible for cooking for the prisoners every day."
"I didn't expect to be a prison and this benefit. Then I'll trouble brother Liu. " Zhu Bajie laughed.
"Mr. pig, wait a moment. I'll go to the kitchen now." Liu Lang turns away from Zhu Bajie's cell and brings back four dishes in half an hour.
Of course, there is also the German black beer specially used for entertaining guests.
"I remember the last time I ate chef Zhu's cooking when I just returned to Tianting from the West. It's almost 300 years ago." Zhu Bajie took over the bowl and chopsticks in Liu Lang's hand, "then I'll be polite."
"Please Liu Lang said with a smile.
Zhu Bajie nodded, picked up a dish slowly, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully. His face was full of enjoyment.
Liu Lang originally thought that pig Bajie was wolfing down, but he didn't expect to eat so polite.
After tasting all the four dishes, Zhu Bajie nodded with satisfaction, "the original formula, the familiar taste, good, very good!"
"Try the wine again." Liu Lang opened a can of beer and put it in front of Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie took a shallow drink, "the taste is different from the general wine, it has its own characteristics."
"It's called beer. It's very popular on earth." Liu Lang explained.
Liu Lang can't help thinking about Zhu Bajie's appetite for food and wine. He has a little bit of a loss. He has to take advantage of it. Seeing the handsome image of pig's fresh meat, Liu Lang thinks of the unique skills of pig Bajie, and changes thirty-six!
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