"I've told you several times that I've let you come out to scare people. I've run out so suddenly. I've never changed my mind."
Ye Rongrong holds the neck of the tiger cat and says to it.
"Meow, meow!"
"Tiger head" cried wrongly.
I was bullied by my master. You know, in the mountains, I bullied others by myself.
His speed, in addition to the terrible guy lying on the roof every day, the owner can grasp himself so easily.
"Tiger head" is depressed.
Originally also wanted to give the host a surprise attack, did not expect to be caught.
Fortunately, my younger brothers are all in the mountains, otherwise they will lose their face when they see this scene.
"Why not?"
Ye Rongrong stares at "tiger head" and says.
There's nothing wrong with him. If one day an old man in his 70s and 80s is so scared by the tiger head, he will not be scared to get sick. If it's serious, he will be scared to death.
Therefore, ye Guangrong has long warned the "tiger head" not to allow it to pop up like this.
I didn't expect that I would be away from home for a month. This old problem has been made again. If I don't educate myself well, I will get into trouble sooner or later.
"Meow, meow..."
"Tiger head" looked at Ye Rongrong pitifully with watery eyes and cried.
If the girls see the poor appearance of "tiger head", they will feel distressed and comfort in their arms.
Unfortunately, ye Guangrong is not a woman, but a man with a heart of stone.
Anyway, in the heart of "tiger head", ye Guangrong is a man with a heart of stone. He is not gentle to himself at all. You should know that he is a female.
He also shamelessly looked at his own place.
But my mother told me that the position can't be seen by male creatures, only my partner can do it.
But I couldn't beat my master and was shown by him.
Wuwu
Don't ask the master to be responsible for himself, but be gentle with him!
Why do you run out so excited?
Don't you miss him too much?
It's wood. I don't know what females think.
I'm a female, so I gave myself the name of "tiger head". It's so ugly.
Fortunately, ye Rongrong doesn't know that this "tiger head" has a mess of ideas in his mind, otherwise he will be scared and dizzy.
I've been liked by cats all the time!
……
"It's no use to me. Give me face to face and think about it!"
With that, ye Rongrong threw "tiger head" to the corner and said to it.
"Meow, meow..."
After landing, immediately stand firm body, discontented to leaf glory call way.
This master is so hateful. How can he treat himself like this?
It's not gentle at all.
Thanks to his infatuation with him.
If you make yourself angry again, you will Just run to the mountains.
There are also a group of small partners who pursue themselves. If they go back, they will be offered as "princesses" all day long.
Where like the master, there is no pity for jade.
"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me, but think about it."
Ye Guangrong doesn't want to be a tiger head.
If it's other animals, they may be injured by throwing it like this, but this "tiger cat" won't. It has nine lives just like a cat.
In the countryside, there is a legend that "cats have nine lives", and people still believe it.
Although it is impossible from the perspective of life, no matter what creature, it has only one life.
However, the cat's vitality is much stronger than other animals. Cats have the instinct to restore balance and a sensitive sense of balance, which is not comparable to other animals.
People often see cats falling from a very high place without any damage to their bodies, while dogs falling from the same height are either dead or injured. Cats can try to bear all kinds of accidents, injuries and troubles, and turn the bad into the good.
There are nine lives, because in China, "Nine" is a mysterious number.
In ancient China, "Nine" was the extreme number of Yang number, that is, the largest singular number. Therefore, the number "Nine" was often used to associate with emperors, and the things related to emperors were also related to nine. For example, ancient emperors liked to call themselves "the Ninth Five".
Of course, in addition to the cat has a strong instinct to restore balance and sensitive sense of balance, the cat also has a strong self-healing ability.
Now science has shown that both domestic and wild cats purr when they are injured.
This kind of snoring from laryngeal hair helps them cure bone and organ injuries
"meow!"
"Tiger head" to Ye Guangrong after a cry, obediently installed the head face wall.
A good cat does not suffer from immediate losses. "Tiger head" knows that he can't fight his master.This is the existence of a pervert!
Anyway, in the heart of "tiger head", ye Guangrong is a "non-human".
"Blade, keep an eye on it. Don't let it play tricks."
Ye Rongrong raised his head and said to the big carving "blade" standing on the eaves to bask in the sun.
The speed of the "tiger head" is too fast. In the whole yard, the "blade" can restrain it.
"Blade" glanced at "tiger head" and raised his head haughtily.
"Hum, what's the big deal? If you have the ability, you won't be caught by the master to look at the yard."
"Tiger head" secretly took a glance at the arrogant "blade", and murmured with disdain in his heart.
Of course, "tiger head" only dares to think in his heart, but does not dare to provoke "blade".
The blade is the natural enemy of tiger head.
If it wasn't for ye Guangrong's home, this "tiger head" was also ye Guangrong's pet, "tiger head" would have been in the belly of "blade".
……
"Husband, what shall we eat in the evening?"
Liu Qingqing saw Ye Rongrong enter the yard and asked.
I haven't cooked for my husband for a long time. This time at home, Liu Qingqing wants to cook for ye Guangrong.
As a full-time housewife, Liu Qingqing's biggest hobby is cooking for her husband.
"Wife, I like everything you cook."
Ye Guangrong said with a smile.
For a long time did not eat his wife's cooking, ye Guangrong especially miss.
There is a saying that there is nothing wrong with it, "if you want to learn well, you have to sleep with your master". Your wife sleeps with you every day. The level of cooking is progressing slowly!
Now the level of any special chef is not enough in front of Liu Qingqing, and ye Rongrong's cooking skills can still beat her.
Of course, according to the speed of Liu Qingqing's progress, maybe one day, this cooking skill will surpass that of Ye Guangrong.
Ye Guangrong won't mind at all at this point.
From ancient times to the present, the master taught his apprentices to keep their hands. This is for outsiders.
For example, to his wife, ye Rongrong naturally wished that her cooking skills were much better than her own, because in the end, she was cheap.
"I hate it
Liu Qingqing looks at Ye Rongrong and happily runs to the back kitchen to cook.
Women are really duplicative creatures.
……
"Uncle, uncle."
Xiaomengmeng came home from school and saw Ye Guangrong, who was teasing "Wangzai" in the yard. He rushed over excitedly.
I haven't seen Ye Guangrong for a month. Xiao Mengmeng misses Ye Guangrong very much.
"Ha ha, little dream has grown up."
Ye Rongrong picked up the little dream that came to him, turned around and said happily.
Ye Guangrong treats this little dream as a big girl.
"Uncle, am I really tall?"
Xiao Meng asked happily.
The children want to grow up quickly and become adults, because in their eyes, the world of adults is wonderful.
But for adults, childhood is the best, want to go back to childhood, because it is really carefree good years, do not worry about livelihood, there is no complicated intrigue.
When I grow up, the world is more complicated than I imagined when I was a child.
"Well, I've grown up a lot."
Ye Rongrong put down Xiaomeng and nodded.
It's hard for the child to find that she has grown up when he looks at her every day, but it's obvious that she has grown up when he hasn't seen her for a month.
It's also the child's age of growing up, which is very fast.
Therefore, in rural areas, people buy clothes for children. They don't buy clothes that just fit. They need a larger size. Otherwise, they can't wear them in a few days.
"Uncle, am I a big girl?"
Xiao Meng looks at Ye Rongrong and asks.
"How can you be so fast? You have to eat more and grow up to be a big girl."
Ye Guangrong said with a smile.
"Well, Mengmeng will eat more and grow up quickly."
Little dream nodded and said.
"Tell Uncle, is there anyone bullying you at school these days?"
Ye Guangrong asked.
Although Ye Rongrong told the kindergarten teacher and head to take care of xiaomengmeng, he was still afraid that xiaomengmeng would be bullied in the kindergarten.
"No one bullied me, but there were some male students who were particularly annoying. They were always around me and writing love letters to me."
Little dream said.
"Write a love letter?"
Ye Rongrong suddenly had a cold sweat on his forehead.
How old are the children in this kindergarten? They can write love letters. It's too early for puppy love."What did you do with it?"
Ye Rongrong looks at Xiaomeng and asks.
"I gave the love letter to the teacher, who criticized all the boys."
Little dream said.
"That's right!"
Ye Guangrong nodded in praise of Xiaomeng.
"Uncle, the teacher taught us a poem today. I'll recite it to you."
By Ye Guangrong's praise, Xiao Mengmeng said happily.
"Well, uncle, listen and see if you've got it wrong."
Ye Guangrong nodded and said.
The fragrance of red lotus roots lingers in autumn.
Take off your robes and go to the blue boat alone.
Who sent brocade books in the clouds?
When the wild goose returns, the moon will fill the West Tower.
Flowers drift, water flows.
A kind of Acacia, two leisure sorrow.
This situation has no plan to eliminate, only under the brow, but on the heart.
Soon, Xiao Mengmeng recited all the poems of Li Qingzhao's Yi Jian Mei word by word.
After listening to xiaomengmeng reciting yijianmei, ye Rongrong frowned and asked, "Mengmeng, do you understand the meaning of this poem?"
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