Chapter 2: Integrated Dimensional Community

Chapter 2: Integrated Dimensional Community

༺ Integrated Dimensional Community ༻

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As soon as he posted, several comments appeared in rapid succession.

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└nickname’s Cosmic Emperor? is that for real LOLOLOLOL mfer be having some major chunni

└Why would there even be an emperor in the universe? LOLOLOLOL

└newbies need to be cherished...

└yeah, yeah, hey newbie, welcome

└Hoho. A Son of Heaven should certainly carry a certain gravitas.

└Mom, when I grow up, I want to be the Cosmic Emperor of the Universe!Mom, when I grow up, I want to be the Cosmic Emperor of the Universe!Mom, when I grow up, I want to be the Cosmic Emperor of the Universe!

└maybe its a bald alien with three eyes and four arms?

└there wasnt a single person who transmigrated into SF right? he’s prob just a little kid

└ive never seen an actual emperor out of all the mfers who use emperor in their nickname LOL

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He browsed through the comments and then slyly left a reply.

└If u can’t even become an emperor, why did u even bother transmigrating? what a waste

└....

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The comments section, which was quiet for a moment, started to flare up once again.

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“Haha.”

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Obviously, the comments weren’t going to be positive. Maybe this forum didn’t have any ground rules? It seemed there were many here searching for his parents1it means they’re basically saying shit like “fuck your mom” “do you even have parents” etc..

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“Hmm....”

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His eyebrows twitched slightly. His calm was momentarily disturbed by the no-lifers’ fierce roasting and Yo Mama jokes. It had been a while since he had last encountered the... intense welcome of motherfuckers and sister coomers, so his forgotten Yo Mama endurance had to be newly reminded.

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After silently observing for a while, he closed the community window and called for Aria.

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“Aria.”

-Yes.

“It’s possible to hack this, right?”

-....

His face was mixed with some sort of determination, as well as displeasure. And then, the corners of his mouth became slightly raised.

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“If you can’t even hack a mental asylum, it would be quite a blow to the dignity of Aria’s name....”

-Stop talking nonsense.

“So there’s something even Aria can’t do? Huh, I can’t help but be quite disappointed.... Nah, there’s no way our Aria can’t even do this much.”

-....

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After teasing Aria a few times, she seemed to have taken a critical hit to her pride, thus refusing to continue the conversation. Perhaps it was a kind of silent protest? However, he knew she had already started analyzing the astral signals.

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“I believe in you, Aria. You’re the only one I can count on. You got this.”

-....

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Surprisingly enough, she was an AI capable of feeling emotions. As such, leaving her pissed off wasn’t good. ​

“Hm. A community, huh....”

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He thought about the astral signal she mentioned catching earlier. If there were signals and coordinates, perhaps backtracking was possible.

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And if the signal could be analyzed and the coordinates pinpointed....

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Direct connection with other dimensions might not be impossible. Right?

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After all, the beauty and essence of a keyboard battle was its final form. Meeting offline for the ultimate showdown.

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He logged back into the community and posted another shitpost.

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-Title: noob has a question!

(RandomVRGameCapsulePicture.jpg)

u dumbasses dont have something like this at your place, ay?

by the way, this is the detailed specs of a virtual reality gaming device

-1000x Time Dilation

-While connected, seals user’s original memories

-While connected, solutions to sleep, physiological needs, and food is automated

-Can create a worldview on the scale of a star system

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Not long after posting, comments started flooding in like crazy.

“It’s a bit much if you’re gone, though... Do you really have to operate the ACC? Can’t we just let those guys tinker around with it?

“...If left to those two alone, even a hundred years might not be enough.”

“Even a hundred years, huh....”

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He sighed, knowing Makia and Calen would be horrified if they knew what he was thinking.

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“Fine. How many days will it take?”

“It is expected to take at least a month.”

“A month? You’re saying I have to survive without you for a month?”

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He groaned in disgust and dismay. That was how much Aria had been covering for him; the volume of work handled by her was beyond imagination. After all, Aria’s performance was commonly acknowledged as absolutely unparalleled.

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“I have planned the schedule of tasks Master needs to take care of down to the very second.”

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At Aria’s chilling words, he slumped down.

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“Eughhh.”

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He eventually nodded and, after throwing in a few more posts into the community, exited it. It seemed he wouldn’t have time to log in for a while. ​

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Meanwhile, opinions about the ‘Cosmic Emperor’ were divided in the Integrated Dimensional Community.

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-Title: what’s with the newbie? aren’t these godlike levels of cap?

if that kind of thing actually existed, why even bother living his current life? LMAO say something that actually makes sense.

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└facts he should open up a cap store at this point

└LOL is it because it’s SF? what an imagination lmao

└i dont even believe he’s in a SF lol

└but with just that one thing, wouldn’t it actually multiply training time by 1000?

└frfr it’s not like it’s some hyperbolic time chamber lmao

└but if it’s real, wouldn’t that make regression, transmigration, and reincarnation fkin pointless?

└dude im so down to erase my memories and live a 2nd and 3rd life frfr

└and what about the post that came after?

└ive seen a guy from a modern fantasy bragging about all sorts of supercars, but this is a first LOL.

└cruisers, patrol frigates, battleships... i can’t believe he flexed a collection of spaceships... does that even make sense?

└LMAOOOOOOOOO fucking ridiculous

└i was more shocked by the cure for balding tho.

└Hair loss is not a disease. Why are you even speaking about a cure?

└grow, my hair, grow!

└...

└anyway it’s unrealistic. even faking should have its limits.

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The community was sharply divided between claims of fabrication and those arguing for its possibility. Those insisting it was a fabrication argued that such things were impossible, even if it was SF, while those against them were split between people wishing it wasn’t a lie and people who insisted it was definitely possible.

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-Title: Day 1 of Praying for the Cosmic Emperor to Login

If that post is 100% true, I must prepare to welcome yet another God.

Everyone, shout. Baldmen2It’s like Amen, but “Baldmen”. Basically, it’s a way of prayer to cure his baldness LMAO

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└Baldmen

└Baldmen

└even if it does exist, what’s the point? isn’t it like a pie in the sky?

└such short-sighted thinking. just releasing the blueprints or research materials would have people throwing their entire fortunes at it.

└you’re saying it’s possible for a baldness cure to exist? when even a 1500-year-old lich gave up on it? even with magical engineering that developed the buxomize pill3a pill that makes booba bigger and more beautiful, they said baldness was incurable

└I. Said. It. Is. Not. A. Disease.

└Baldmen

└i mean, even if it’s real, do u rly think he’s gonna make it rain with blueprints? even if u wanted to offer ur entire fortunes, how are u supposed to give it? and he said he’s an emperor u know? do u think he’s even gonna care about ur chump change LMAO

└hairy mfer. stop aggroing and fuck off

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A certain item that was coincidentally exposed in the photo particularly caused a stir throughout the community.

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└He Who Cures Baldness is lauded as omnipotent, thus He must be called the Messiah.

└Baldmen

└Baldmen

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Emperor Karlstein Babylon was too busy with his duties to be aware of such a situation.

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it means they’re basically saying shit like “fuck your mom” “do you even have parents” etc.

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It’s like Amen, but “Baldmen”. Basically, it’s a way of prayer to cure his baldness LMAO

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a pill that makes booba bigger and more beautiful

/genesisforsaken