Chapter 6: The Lucky Box Event (1)

Chapter 6: The Lucky Box Event (1)

༺ The Lucky Box Event (1) ༻

They didn’t even have time to check who the Administrator was.

-Huh? Huh? What’s this? It keeps changing?

-uhuh stop it it’s making me dizzy

-there’s even a category on the notice board now lol

-what is happening? I posted something but it got deleted

ᄂaren’t u that fucker who kept posting heinous shit? refrain u dumbass

ᄂlooks like i need to post even more then

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂwhat’s this thing above?

They couldn’t come to their senses due to the updates that were happening in real-time.

-holyyy isnt this exactly like an oradge? this is some mod shit

-Does Oradge mean the Administrator?

-yeye it’s a lofty job where they work like a dog without any pay

-Hoho, I did not expect such a hero to exist in this era.

-judging by how swears and inappropriate pics are being deleted in real-time, seems like the admin is also logged in

-who r u admin! show urself immediately!

-yeye come out and greet ur hyungnims

They generally seemed satisfied with the changes in the community.

Of course, there ‘were’ also many users who were dissatisfied. Emphasis on the ‘were’, though.

ᄂWhy would a mere human claim to be the Administrator?

ᄂYou are going to a.d.m.i.n.i.s.t.r.a.t.e us?

ᄂpfffft lololololTh.ê most uptodate novels are published on n(0)velbj)n(.)co/m

ᄂreturn it to how it was originally and stop fucking around

ᄂFUCK!@#!@%!DARE!@$!@$HUMAN

After all, they just disappeared one after another!

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂ(Cosmic Emperor) Bang!

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂ(Cosmic Emperor) Bang Bang!

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂ(Cosmic Emperor) byebye

Nevertheless, thanks to the positive public opinion that survived his flashy bans and mutes, Karlstein proudly ascended to the role of Administrator.

ᄂno wait isn’t this just a dictatorship at this point?

ᄂlolololol shush! keep ur heads down!

ᄂRVM AWSY!!1RUN AWAY!!

ᄂah all those mfers who posted those weird ass pics suddenly became quiet lol

ᄂIt’s clean now. Iyaaa. Maybe even the big names who stopped visiting because the community was too disgusting will come back?

ᄂwait what if mofos we dont want come back too?

ᄂthat would be... a bit horrifying, huh?

That was when the Administrator posted a message. The writer’s nickname had an orange badge next to it. Users could tell at a glance that it was the Administrator from the font size, color, and effects.

-Title: hihi im admin

ᄂhey isnt this fucker the serial capper? why is a mofo like him the admin

ᄂthe system chose him? how did he become admin?

ᄂHello. Please keep working hard to maintain a clean community like now.

ᄂ(This comment has been deleted.)

ᄂwow did u see the speed of that mute? it got deleted in real-time tf? is he doing it himself?

ᄂis this nepotism or something? how did a newbie become the oradge?

ᄂwhat can u do if u become the admin?

Everyone’s attention was focused on the appearance of a never-before-seen Administrator.

-Title: yeye im admin

hacking success!

ᄂIsn’t this mofo just crazy at this point?

ᄂyep he crazy af LMAOO

ᄂas expected of the serial capper’s legendary levels of bluffing

ᄂi seriously cant figure out what concept this fucker is going for LOL

ᄂikr lmaooo

ᄂhello? i asked what can u do as an admin?

-Title: What can I do? A lot.

for starters, permabans on aggros and trolls. and uh... well, you can just assume that most things are possible. but for now, i’ll be preoccupied with the Interdimensional Material Transfer System, so i cant focus on anything other than some basic purging for a while.

ᄂ??

ᄂ?

ᄂnah wait mr. admin, what did u say?

ᄂdimenaional what?

ᄂBaldmen

ᄂthe admin should reveal the truth!!

ᄂi have a feeling it might actually be all true

ᄂright, isnt it honestly more strange if an admin was suddenly picked out of nowhere?

ᄂlil mofo,, seems like you’ve been having, a bit,, of fun in the universe,, but back in my day,, you see

Both the doubters and the believers had one thing in common in their hearts.

‘If only that were possible.’

Wouldn’t there be tremendous changes? Even those who mocked and opposed him as merely a liar held at least a glimmer of hope.

Yet, the reason they resisted so strongly may have been because they did not want to be let down in the end.

“Everyone’s going crazy, huh.”

Karlstein watched the community, blazing like fire, with a slight grin. It was a rather nostalgic feeling for him.

“Aria, how did the test with the Transfer System go last time?”

-I am unable to keep the coordinates fixed, so it is impossible to send it to the exact target. Therefore, I am planning to send objects randomly for the first phase and collect data.

“So, you’re saying we’re going to scatter it randomly, right?”

-Yes, that is correct.

“Let’s do it this way then.”

Karlstein posted with a cheerful, excited heart.

-Title: The Administrator’s Lucky Box Event!

Randomly selected community users will receive gifts.

P.S. Inspired by the fervor of the Baldmen Order, everyone selected will receive hair loss treatment as a service. For reference, if you don’t post a review and a proof picture, there is no next time ^^

And naturally, the community was set ablaze, no, it practically exploded.

ᄂBaldmen

ᄂBaldmen

ᄂDidnt you say you just started preparing? But it’s already happening?

ᄂOh!! God has answered the prayers of the Baldmen Order!

ᄂhow far will the serial capper’s lies go?

ᄂHaha. You speak of quite an interesting story, Young Expert.

ᄂfirst-grade customer service

ᄂholy fuck is this for real?

ᄂwhat do you mean real LOL it’s obviously a lie. just wait and see, anonymous proof pictures will start appearing

ᄂBaldmen

ᄂIs the hair loss treatment a one-time cure? Or do I need to keep taking it?

ᄂHair loss is not a disease.

ᄂdont accept it then

ᄂkys

ᄂLMAOOOOOOO

ᄂWith all that advanced science and technology involved, wouldn’t it probably be a complete cure?

ᄂA complete cure? Hair loss is not a dise... fuck me.

ᄂLOL HE GAVE UP LOL

ᄂcan he actually send items? is this gonna lead to dimensional travel or something? lol

ᄂikr heheh

ᄂlets not get our hopes up

ᄂ(TheLichIsRich) Dimensional Travel Magic is impossible. It is akin to saying you can create a planet out of stones.

ᄂThen how did transmigrations and reincarnations happen?

ᄂ(TheLichIsRich) ....

ᄂgot nothing to say, huh? LOLLLLL

ᄂ(TheLichIsRich) At any rate, what is impossible remains impossible. Dimensional Travel Magic is a fictitious fantasy that does not exist.

ᄂah yeah sure but that’s magic. the space gentleman over there says it’s possible

ᄂ(TheLichIsRich) He is going to achieve what is impossible with magic by using science? Impossible. Magic is God and invincible. Mere human science cannot possibly come close to it!!

ᄂdont bother talking to this mofo LOLOL he’s a magic simp LMAO wait, no he’s just a magic fanatic

ᄂ(TheLichIsRich) It is not that I am looking down on science or disregarding it. Science is included ‘within’ magic. Have you ever seen mana being scientifically defined? There has probably never been such a case. It just exists. From an ontological perspective...

ᄂlook at him saying stuff only he understands again.

ᄂdo u rly think a guy who became a lich to practice magic would know anything about social cues

Karlstein looked fondly at the community, now several times more active. It was exactly what he had hoped for.

***

Lich King Raymond.

Using the nickname ‘TheLichIsRich’, he was the monarch of all liches and the absolute ruler of the Verianus Continent.

“I have spent my entire life researching Dimensional Magic. I have collected all sorts of grimoires and records from the content, devoured every post about magic in the community, and even completed theoretical verification. And for me to say it’s impossible means....”

Thud.

Raymond stopped his monologue at the unfamiliar sound from behind him.

“....”

The Lich King’s neck bones creaked slowly as he turned around.

“!!”

Shortly after, a proof picture of the Lich King’s third rib bone was uploaded to the community.

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RUN AWAY!!

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lich and rich is spelled the same way in korean!

/genesisforsaken