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-Writer: (Oradge) Cosmic Emperor
-Title: (Must-Read Notice) Those who do not read this will be banned indefinitely.
Last time I wrote something as a joke, too many people called me a boomer, so I’ll keep it short.
Do not mess with the Integrated Dimensional Community Communication Channel.
Anyone trying something funny will have their planet blown away, so be aware.
There might be some thinking, 'Ah, I’m strong, so I’ll be fine’.
But well, who knows... I wouldn’t be so sure...
Anyway, mfers who think they’re hotshots can try their luck.
His short and intense notice drew a flood of comments from users.
ᄂholy fuck LOL look at that confidence LMAOOOO
ᄂkiyaaa! wah wah wah don’t mess with it wah wah wah~ LOLOLOLOL
ᄂLOL he’s still a boomer tho? LMAOOO
ᄂa joke? HAHAHAHA u mad bro? LOLLL
ᄂtypical loser moment: backtracks and says it was all a joke LOL
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ᄂThe end of the world, hoho.
ᄂdidn’t you hear him? he said he’ll bring about the end of your world LMAOO
ᄂis this that oh so famous hypocrisy i’ve only heard about? so when you hack, you’re skilled, but when I hack, it’s a crime LOL
ᄂHAAAHAHAH seriously tho LMAO
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ᄂis this the comeback of the bluff artist?
ᄂLMAOOO why u guys being like this? he even opened the Dimensional Store, so wouldn’t he be able to blow up a planet? LOLL
ᄂah anyway mfer said he’ll destroy a planet LMAOO
ᄂis he telling us not to fuck around?
ᄂis it because he’s still a newbie? seems like he doesn’t know just how many actual transcendents are lurking HAHAHAHA
ᄂthose ‘beings’ who show up from time to time LOL
Keisha Winsler, the Research Director of the Magitek Lab, sighed and closed the community window.
“Haaa....”
Her sigh was laden with complicated emotions.
What is this disgrace? Why was the Oradge bluffing about something so unbelievable?
Hacking? Seriously?
Most community users probably thought the same. No, it was obvious that they did.
What was it called again? Status Window?RêAd lateSt chapters at novelhall.com Only
Some users who went from Earth to the Otherworld reportedly acquired abilities called a ‘System’ or ‘Status Window.’ Among them were people with abilities like the current Oradge. The Integrated Dimensional Community had many rare ability users that were unheard of.
Of course, even they couldn't compare to the scale of the Oradge, who spanned all dimensions.
Anyway, she thought the Oradge was one of those ability users.
Well, that was because....
[A message from the Administrator has arrived]
-‘I-I am a third-rate... who lost to the massage chairrRRRRR!’ If you play this voice message, I’ll lift your restriction heh
A person who sends such vulgar messages couldn't possibly be that extraordinary. No, they must not be.
It was undoubtedly a momentary delusion to think, ‘What if...?’
She turned her head to look at the black, glossy massage chair. Her eyes shook as if caught in a storm when she looked at the massage chair placed in the center.
M-Maybe just for a little bit?
She was startled by her own unintended thoughts.
“E-Eut...!”
In fact, losing(?) to the massage chair didn't matter at all.
The condition was to handle her role as a Bluadge well. If she did, he said he would take her words seriously.
The Crown Prince pointed sharply at the massage chair.
“....”
Keisha’s mind went blank at his question.
What should she say?
A massage chair?
What should she say if he asks where it came from?
Her mind was racing.
Although they were temporarily allied due to political interests, he was someone she had fiercely contested over the existence of Magitek.
He wasn't someone she could show weakness to easily.
However, before she could make any excuses, the Crown Prince approached and sat down on it.
“T-That’s for prisoner interrogation and research on confessi...!”
“Mmm.”
Rumble-
That shameless bastard of a massage chair started operating and massaging even with another person sitting on it.
“....”
She thought saying it was an interrogation device would divert his attention, but it seemed too late.
“Mmm...”
Whirr- rumble-
The Crown Prince’s constantly frowning brow smoothed out.
“Mm.... It seems we now provide such high-class services to prisoners.”
The Crown Prince’s mouth twisted into a smirk. He realized it was a poorly made-up lie. It was undoubtedly a sarcastic remark.
“....”
“....”
Whirr-whirr-
The Crown Prince's face twitched. She could tell he was struggling to maintain his expression as his facial muscles relaxed.
“Did I give too much budget? Who knew you were secretly developing something like this.”
“...It is not like that. It has nothing to do with the budget.”
Her face turned red with frustration.
“Is that so? Anyway, it seems to work great. I should....”
“That is not possible.”
“What?”
“At any rate, it is not possible. It is mine.”
“No, I am not trying to take yours. I am trying to order a new o....”
“It is handmade and came out by chance, so additional production is impossible.”
“....”
“Threatening with the budget will not work either.”
“....”
The Crown Prince looked at her with a face of disbelief.
Is she crazy? I always thought she wasn't normal, but does she expect me to believe that now? It’s not like I asked for something extraordinary... Well, I mean, this item is amazing, but... still? The Crown Prince glared at her sharply.
However, there was no sign of her backing down. Just like when she had opposed his plans to abolish Magitek.
He wanted to retort to her unreasonable insistence, but...
Rumble- whirr- crack- whirr-
“Mmmm....”
He suddenly felt weary. The tough tasks and palace intrigues were wearing him out, so he felt his mind and body relaxing.
...Well, this isn’t why I came here anyway.
Still, as someone who is in partnership with her, I should at least be able to get one.... The Crown Prince’s expression changed comically.
“Uh, um....”
And her complicated expression as she looked at him was no /genesisforsaken