Chapter 534

I said thoughtfully, "you are so efficient! What's the hurry for her to come here?"

"My cousin wanted to see her brother-in-law for a long time. She was so eager! I couldn't even let her realize this wish."

I pinched my nose and said, "what can I do? I'm just a legend. "

Yumeng chuckled and scolded, "stink! I'll tell you that the day after tomorrow, you'll dress up well, go to the barber's and trim your hair, then put on your light gray suit, polish your leather shoes and lighten them. The tie is tied with a tie, which looks stiff. Besides, when I saw my cousin, I had to speak in a decent way and take out the look of being a brother-in-law -- "

after a long time of nagging by dream, I wryly laughed and said," how do I feel like you let me go for a blind date! "

With a finger held out by Meng Tut, he said, "take out the standard of dating, dress neatly, and inspire all the charm in you!"

I asked back: "it's not necessary for you to meet your cousin, not an outsider, with such a grand ceremony?"

"The first impression, the first impression!" frowned Yumeng. "I tell you, my cousin has been admiring you for a long time. She has always wanted to see you. You can make me proud. You are someone's signboard. I want my cousin to know that the most handsome and powerful handsome man in the world has been abducted by me!" chuckled Yumeng, tugging my corner with her hand, I vomited another big bubble by the way.

I don't think I can understand Youmeng. What she does is so mysterious!

but I didn't say anything more. I just think there is something in it. I'd like to see what she wants to do!

at about three o'clock in the afternoon, I suddenly got a call from President Fu.

Mr. Fu said on the phone that if there's something urgent, I'll go back to the company to discuss it. President Fu also said that he would send a yong to drive over and come to Wangjing to take some backbones back to the company for a meeting.

I was a little surprised. I don't know what happened in the company. Fu didn't say it on the phone. He just sold it and hung up.

After hanging up the phone, I told Youmeng a few words and drove back to Wangjing.

In Tianlong building, I sat on the sofa and smoked hard. When I was with Youmeng, my smoking was restrained. Now when I got to the place where no one took care of it, I couldn't pass the chance. I smoked one by one, which made the whole living room shrouded in smoke and several beauties coughed.

Originally, Dandan and Fu Shengbing were both talking with me, but they were all left by the smoke for a few minutes. At last, Fu Shengbing was left alone to fight. Although she frowned because of the smoke, she was still on the front line, sitting on the sofa with two beautiful legs crossed, and said to me: "Lao Zhao, can you take one less, look at you for a while I've smoked four or five cigarettes in my time. Do you want to be a chimney? "

I ignored her and smoked my own cigarettes. It was good to puff up. I took out my cell phone and looked at the time. It was four o'clock. I didn't see ah Yong pick up the car.

Fu Shengbing comes over and says, "Zhao, this time I'll go back with you to have a look. I miss my father and want to see him!"

I look at Fu Shengbing as if I've found a new continent. I smile and say, "when did my conscience find out and I still know to go back to see my father?"

Fu Shengbing contends: "what do you mean? It seems that Miss Ben has no conscience! Hum!" Fu Shengbing complains, but suddenly changes his tone with a smile, saying: "by Lao Zhao, let's make a pot of tea and wait slowly. Ah Yong doesn't rely on music score, maybe when will he come! "

I asked with a smile," when did you like tea? "

Fu Shengbing raised his head and said, "tea can help you lose weight! I want to lose weight!"

I took a look at Fu Shengbing and said, "you can still lose weight? It's thin like a hemp pole, and then all the bones are left! "

Fu Shengbing's face is red, maybe she misunderstood my meaning, and quickly put her hands in front of her chest. To a certain extent, Fu Shengbing thinks that the thinnest part of his body should be his chest.

Fu Shengbing asks questions: "do you know the trend, Lao Zhao? It's not Tang Dynasty now. Fat is beautiful. A fat girl of more than 200 Jin, like Yang Yuhuan, can also be regarded as a beauty! Now it's beautiful to be thin, the thinner and the more beautiful! The thinner and the more bony, the more attractive it is to men! In the 21st century, weight loss is a synonym for fashion!" Fu Shengbing says, drawing herself hand in hand My lines seem to be intoxicated.

I blushed and said, "how thin is it? Alas, I don't know what you are thinking all day long! "

Fu Shengbing said:" you don't understand that! Of course, drinking tea is not only to lose weight, but also to beautify your face, prevent gynecological diseases and clear your bowels! There are many benefits! "

I just smoke my own cigarettes and don't argue with this thundering female comrade about the right and wrong of drinking tea. The more she says it, the more outrageous she is. She's not embarrassed at all!

then, Fu Shengbing turns back to the house and takes out a beautiful pink box. She shakes it in front of my eyes and says, "Lao Zhao, guess what kind of tea is it?"

I said: "I don't know about tea!"

Fu Shengbing put the pink box in front of me. I just glanced at it, and saw that there were only a few 'leaves' in the box, about the size of willow leaves. I was surprised and said: "leaves? Don't you drink this tea? "

Fu shengbingqi pointed to the glass box and said: "farmer! You are so" farmer "Lao Zhao! Do you understand? Where are the leaves?"

I don't like her words. I am disgusted with the fashion adjectives created by the so-called high IQ people. For example, to describe people who don't see them and say "you're a real farmer" means simply that many people despise farmers and think they don't see them and have no culture. Therefore, they have evolved the simple word "farmers" into a derogatory term that insults people! So listen to them Fu Shengbing said this, I was very angry, stood up and frowned at her and said, "what's wrong with me, I'm a farmer! At least, I'm the son of a farmer!"

Fu Shengbing wanted to go on, but when I suddenly got angry, he was shocked and explained: "you, Lao Zhao, don't get me wrong, I don't mean you! I don't mean to satirize you! This is a joke for you, a joke! Is it worth your anger?"

I said angrily, "Fu Shengbing, I'm warning you, don't make fun of the word" farmer "in the future! What's wrong with the farmer? Without the farmer, what do you so-called noble people eat? The rice and steamed bread you eat every day are planted by farmers! They grow it with sweat! "I don't know why. At this moment, I would like to give a political education lesson to the rich family who hasn't suffered before, so that she can know what the concept of farmers is! After all, I am the son of farmers. I have deep feelings for farmers on the land, and I will never allow them to leave People insult the peasants and the hardest working people in the society.

But Fu Shengbing suddenly fell on the line with me: "they grow them! What's the matter with me? I don't eat steamed bread, I don't eat rice, and I'm still hungry! I eat instant noodles, beef and fruit, right?"

I blushed and said: "what is instant noodles made of? It's noodles. How are noodles made? It's the wheat that farmers grow! Where are the fruits coming from? It's the farmers who grow them!"

the ignorance of Fu Shengbing makes me feel a special sadness.

Fu Shengbing scratched his head, spit out his tongue and said, "Oh, that's right. Miss Ben didn't think about this! By the way, Zhao, take a moment to take me to have a look. That -- how can the wheat that has become flour be ground, and then how can it become steamed bread?"

I frowned and said, "you should have a good labor class! Don't worry, when the harvest season comes, I will take you to experience how farmers work, and where you usually eat and wear!"

Fu shengbingpai started: "OK, OK! We have agreed that you must take me!"

I didn't speak any more, but Fu Shengbing still shook the colorful box in front of me and said: "Lao Zhao, now miss Ben will tell you what's in the box! It's tea, the best tea!"

I looked up, but I was puzzled. In the box in Fu Shengbing's hand, there were several leaves like willow leaves. How could tea have this shape? Maybe I'm ignorant. I stare at the box in her hand incomprehensibly, and listen to Fu Shengbing raise his head. Like a scholar, he explains in a special tone: "this is called black cliff tea. It's very valuable. It's hard to pick. Do you know how to pick it? I'll let you know that this tea grows on precipices and cliffs every 100 years, and the picking procedure is quite complicated. First of all, there must be an eminent monk standing ten meters beside the tea tree, shooting at the tea tip with a bow and arrow. Under the tea tree, there must also be a beautiful girl. Of course, this girl must be a virgin with age Between the ages of 12 and 18, the girl lies on her back and shows her belly. The eminent monk shoots at the tip of the tea with a bow and arrow. The tip of the tea just falls on the girl's belly. Anyway, it's very difficult to pick. It's good to pick one or two pieces of tea at a time. After the collection, the girl will be exposed to the sun for seventy-nine and forty-nine days to be successful! Therefore, this kind of tea was quite expensive. During the Cixi period of the Qing Dynasty, there were four pieces of black cliff tea in China, which were treasured as the treasure of the town. Later, the allied forces of eight countries invaded China and robbed two pieces, so now there are only two pieces left in China. Onlytwo, understand? " After Fu Shengbing finished, he interspersed an English sentence to explain the dignity of tea in the box.