Chapter 888

I answered with a smile. In fact, I'm in the same mood as zimona.

In desperation, Qi mengyan and I sat on a side seat, and all the guests around us ate with relish. I heard one of the guests praise: "this kid's egg is so lovely! I am addicted to it after eating it once, just like stinky tofu, smelling and eating it! " Another guest added, "yes, yes. I became addicted when I first ate it. It's a good thing. I can eat ten at a meal... "

Qimengna looked at me and qimengyan's astonished look, and hurriedly said: "layman, right? Listen to me! "

Qi mengyan suddenly stood up from his seat and said, "we won't listen to you! We're going! Mona, you are a real treasure. How did you find this urinal? "

Qimengna said: "what pee shop! Tell you, this is a boy's egg! It's nourishing! Well, I'm lazy to explain it to you. Let's find someone to talk to you! " With a wave of her hand, she summoned a waiter in her twenties and said, "come on, talk to them about children's eggs!"

Qi mengyan and I sat down with a bit of doubt, trying to bear the pungent rush.

And listen to the male waiter's introduction: "children's eggs, a specialty of Dongyang, Zhejiang Province, has a long history. Here, we are trying to open a branch in Beijing. This year, we just started business, and we were very popular. The way to cook this kind of egg is to take all the eggs out, crack the shell, and then put them in the urine of children. After a while, change the position of the eggs and add fresh urine. This way, with different fire, cook for a whole day and night. The eggs cooked with children's urine taste delicious and have a strong nourishing effect. After eating children's eggs, you won't feel sleepy in spring and heatstroke in summer. Moreover, the urine of our children is fresh. Because we are next to a primary school, we discuss with the school leaders, extracurricular activities and rest, after school, the school students will run to the bucket to pee. You see, at the bottom of the wall is our bucket for collecting the urine of children. It's clean and fresh. "

Qi mengyan and I looked at each other in horror at the bottom of the wall. As expected, a group of primary school students came again and again. They didn't shy away. They took out little JJ and peed at the bucket.

The waiter then said: "we have children's eggs in our shop. You can rest assured that they are hygienic, clean and fresh. In Beijing, there is only one branch of our store. The others are fakes. We are all authentic Dongyang people... "

Qi mengyan interrupted him and said with a wry smile, "fresh? Clean? Hygiene? With urine - with urine to boil eggs - where is the clean? Where is the sanitation? "

She was nauseous again, and almost vomited.

Once again, I found the feeling of crossing. I thought it was too funny to be realistic!

"The boy's egg in Dongyang is applying for the National Intangible Heritage..." said the waiter

We were shocked!

Qi mengyan opened her frightened eyes and cried out: "the world is crazy! You can cook eggs with urine! Now, alas. "

The waiter added, "we've been using children's urine to cook eggs for thousands of years. It's said that Hua Tuo, the saint of medicine, once used this as a medicine introduction "

Qi mengyan waved to the waiter and said," OK, I don't want to hear it! You can be busy! "

Qi Mengna chuckled and said to Qi mengyan and me, "are you two ignorant? Boy's egg, I like it! "

While talking, a waitress put a small basket of eggs with special smell on our table.

Qi mengyan called out "I'm going to die". She quickly covered her nose again and frowned.

I smiled sadly, thinking: it's so funny! Today, it's a real insight!

Qi mengyan looked at me thoughtfully, covered her nose with a handkerchief, and said, "are we too backward?"

I nodded and said, "it's a bit!"

Qi mengyan said with deep emotion: "boil eggs with urine, thanks to their thinking! In the future, will it still be used? Forget it, don't talk about it, think about it, it's disgusting! "

Qi mengyan and I repel the legendary "delicious boy's egg", but Qi Mengna looks at a basket of eggs with special peculiar smell. She mischievously rubs her hands like a senior gourmet, picks out a boy's egg, peels it, and puts it in her mouth

Qi mengyan and I looked at Qi Mengna in surprise and thought that she had become an idol!

"You really eat it!" Qi mengyan said in surprise.

"Delicious! Do you have one too? " Qi Mengna grabs a child's egg and lights it in front of Qi mengyan.

Qi mengyan shook her head like a wave drum.

Qimengna was eating with great relish, and said: "then I won't let you! Greedy for you

Looking at Qi Mengna and the food of the guests around, Qi mengyan and I have become two aliens. You look at me. I look at you. I can't get into this special atmosphere anyway.

Today, it's really an eye opener!

Qimengna takes a big bite and eats it with relish. The "hand" that she brought also helped her peel the eggshell and put the peeled egg in the basket.

Qimengna ate more than ten in one breath! Even Qi mengyan was shocked by her extraordinary appetite!

Qi mengyan doesn't speak any more as if she was stimulated by something.

Until Qi Mengna finished the whole basket of children's eggs, patted her belly, and said, "I'm full, it's really addictive! It's not that I don't invite you to eat. If you don't eat such delicious food, you deserve to starve to death! "

Leaving a vicious remark, she stood up smartly and walked out with the escort "that hand".

Qi mengyan and I stared at her back in a daze, only to return to the spirit for a long time, and followed her closely.

At the door of the egg house, we stopped walking. Qi Mengna said excitedly, "where are you going in the afternoon? It's almost the new year. What's the spring outing?"

Qi mengyan shook her head quickly and said: "there is no action! Tired of heart! "

Qi Mengna cradled her hair and said, "I'm going to visit diaoshan (yangyuanshan) this year to see the natural Shengxiang there!"

Qi mengyan's face turned red and speechless.

In terms of thunder, qimengna really doesn't know how many times more than Fu Shengbing.

We didn't talk until qimona offered to say goodbye.

When she left, qimengna also said that she was inspired by children's eggs and was going to take a dip in urine on the great wall of Badaling. At the same time, she mobilized others to invest in the research and development of "saint's eggs". She believed that the taste of the eggs should be better

Qi mengyan and I nodded and praised her idea of absolute genius.

Seeing Qi Mengna's Jaguar car go far, we were relieved.

It was as if we had just returned from another world. Qimengna and I looked at each other inexplicably, and each of them gave out a wry smile.

Qi mengyan sighed again: "really, really can't keep up with the times! Boy egg, taught me a lesson! "

I took a cigarette and said, "I have a lesson, too! It has benefited a lot. "

On the Great Wall car, Qi mengyan never walked out of the shadow of the boy's egg. She even forgot to eat lollipops and stared at the glass in front of the car, muttering something.

I took the opportunity to ask her, "what is your sister doing?"

Qi mengyan said "Oh" and faltered: "she, she -- she doesn't do anything, play! She has played all over China! "

I said thoughtfully, "it's not the right time for her to show up today."

Qi mengyan said: "she, in Beijing, she has all her friends. Of course, they are all friends who eat, drink and have fun. "

I didn't ask her any more. Qi mengyan thought about it and said, "why do you introduce Fu Shengbing to her?"

I said, "it's nothing. It's just casual. I think Fu Shengbing is very similar to your sister. It's all mischievous. It's unbearable. "

Qi mengyan tut said: "compared with Mona, what is Fu Shengbing? Ha ha, Mona is the most mischievous troublemaker in the world! You don't know. When she was little, it was even worse. The boys in her class are often bullied and cried by her. Moreover, she was quite creative in bullying people. When she was in the first year of junior high school, she used to tie two male students together... " Qi mengyan said suddenly as if she realized something and stopped.

I didn't ask, but smiled, "I feel the same way. See how she can subvert all living beings in the future! "

Qimengyan added: "but even so, there are still several boys pursuing her. One of them is sun Kui, a childe of a leader of the Beijing Municipal Party committee. It's really a matter of falling. That sun Kui is fond of Mengna's naughtiness. He drives a sports car to send flowers to Mengna every day. But Mona couldn't see him at all. She put the flowers he sent to her to urinate and put them on the wiper of his car. There was a note on it: "if you want to soak me, take a picture first!"

I said with a smile, "awesome!" Instead, he said, "why don't you have a lollipop in your mouth?"

Qi mengyan frowned and said, "I'm disgusting now! And have a heart for lollipops? Oh, oh, don't mention it. When I think of that kid's egg, I think I want to vomit! " Qi mengyan smacked his mouth. It really looked like a ripple on sour water. In a hurry, he took out his handkerchief to cover his mouth. He looked very sad.

I shook my head gently and said, "what would you like for lunch?"

Qi mengyan said: "what else to eat? Do you think I can still eat it? "

I said, "just eat. Light! What kind of kid's egg did you not eat? What kind of nausea did you make! It seems that your psychological quality is not good. You see how delicious your sister is. She has eaten all of them! "

Qi mengyan thought of something, bit her lips gently, and said, "I have to call my father first. I asked my father to call a psychiatrist for Mona. This girl is acting strangely! "