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How can I embarrass you?

To dig into the unsightly secrets of others and say some unpleasant words, starting from the aspect which the other party is ashamed of... And so on.

Li Qingge looked at Zhao An as she thought about how she was going to embarrass him.

Zhao An had a thick skin. Simply saying something sarcastic might not be effective. More likely, it would be because he wasn't the opponent of Zhao An who was bickering with him. Instead, Zhao An would be so infuriated by him that he would be stomping his feet.

What was even more unfortunate was that he didn't know much about Zhao An's past. If it was Ye Luo, he would probably know a lot about Zhao An's disgrace from childhood.

When he thought of this, Li Qingge felt a little uncomfortable. Compared to embarrassing him, Li Qingge felt that the relationship between Ye Luo and Zhao An and the childhood sweethearts, which was between them, should be more of a dilemma.

After all, at this moment, Zhao An was his friend and the only person he was willing to call his friend was Zhao An. At this moment, Zhao An was his friend and the only person he was willing to call his friend.

For this reason, Li Qingge felt that she needed to grasp more of Zhao An's matters, so that Ye Luo wouldn't have too much of a sense of superiority when facing her. The last time she met Ye Luoluo, she and Zhao An shared many experiences and attitudes, which made Li Qingge very unhappy.

"Zhao An, let me ask you, what was the most humiliating thing you did when you were young?!" Li Qingge turned around and put her legs on the sofa as she looked at Zhao An in anticipation.

Li Qingge's legs, on the other hand, were still exuding a gentle, white luster. Her sitting posture allowed Zhao An to see her entire leg in front of his eyes. Even though he knew she was wearing a dress, the shadow outlined between the skin of her inner thigh and the hem of her skirt still made one have wild thoughts.

Zhao An stole a few glances and forcefully retracted his gaze before it would alarm Li Qingge. He asked, "Why do you ask this?"

"I just want to know." Li Qingge didn't even play games, so she naturally had to know.

"Then you have to tell me what the most shameful thing you did when you were young. Otherwise, it would be unfair." Zhao An pondered for a moment before replying.

"Well, tell me!" Li Qingge waved his hand impatiently.

"Was that when I was seven or eight, or younger?" Zhao An thought about it and then laughed. "Anyway, I felt quite ashamed for a few years. There were quite a lot of people in the house one year during the new year, so for some reason, they started talking about boys and chickens. Ye Luo was so upset by people that she said she didn't have any chickens. I said very generously that all eunuchs are supposed to cut off little chickens, and when I grow up, I'm going to be a eunuch, and I'm going to cut off little chickens for her. My father laughed and scolded me, and for the next few years, when relatives and friends gathered for the holidays, he would make fun of me. He felt particularly humiliated. "

It turned out that he was so stupid when he was a kid, it was indeed quite embarrassing, especially the kind of thing that was brought up again and again. Li Qingge could not help but laugh out loud, but she was also a bit unhappy as she thought, "Zhao An's disgrace actually has something to do with Ye Luoluo!"

"Alright, it's your turn. What was the most embarrassing thing about you when you were young?" In fact, if he was still a teenage boy, he wouldn't easily talk about his shameful past. However, to Zhao An, it really wasn't much, as his self-esteem wasn't that fragile. Maturity often meant that many memories became warm, causing him to unconsciously smile.

Li Qingge began to hesitate. Originally, she wanted to do whatever she wanted, but since Zhao An even said such a shameful thing, it would be a bit too much if Li Qingge was too perfunctory. Moreover, if she didn't say it or if it was obvious that she was perfunctory, he would definitely not honestly answer her next question.

Li Qingge mumbled a few words and finally decided to speak softly, "I've wet the bed sheets …"

His lips were slightly open, but his shy and embarrassed look was actually a lot of loveliness. He only said this kind of thing that happened to almost everyone. Zhao An, of course, also smiled and said, "Isn't it just wetting the bed? You make it sound so obscure …" "No, the girl had wet the bed. Maybe she wet the bed, or maybe she's just a physiological aunt..."

"It's just wetting the bed!" Compared to wetting the bed, getting the sheets dirty seemed to be a more difficult topic to talk about. How could she tell him that? Of course he couldn't say it out loud. Li Qingge looked at Zhao An angrily. How could this person just say it out loud!? Li Qingge stretched out her finger and threatened, "I've already said that if you dare to bring it up again in the future, I'll make you fulfill your childhood wish!"

This kind of threat was quite frightening, but what surprised Zhao An was that he was prepared to fight with her, yet Li Qingge resisted the urge to start a fight with him. Could it be that she didn't want to fight with him because she viewed him as a friend? If that's the case, then it's not bad. In the future, when we're friends, I can just play around with her as much as I want.

Li Qingge was indeed a very funny girl.

"Alright, alright, I won't say anything." Zhao An nodded. "Do you have anything else to ask? But if you think about it carefully, ask me a question, and I'll ask you the same thing."

"Who cares if I want to …" "You're so annoying right now, so you definitely wouldn't be a good kid even if you were little. Let me ask you, what was the most naughty thing you did when you were little?" Originally, Li Qingge only wanted to find a topic that would embarrass him, but she found out that she was more interested in things that would make things difficult for him.

Zhao An thought about it and frowned. "But we're eating right now …"

"What does that have to do with eating?" Li Qingge asked with a puzzled expression.

"The thing I did was a little disgusting …" Zhao An rubbed his nose and said.

"Quickly tell me, don't keep me in suspense. I've already eaten my fill, so I'll stop eating these things." Li Qingge impatiently grabbed Zhao An's shoulder and started shaking him.

"Alright then … It's also a New Year's event. Boys always like to set off firecrackers when they're young. After taking the New Year's money, I bought a lot of firecrackers. That kind of especially big, powerful, and highly explosive firecracker, we call it Thunderbolt. After buying these, I will ignite the lightning cannon and use a steel bowl to cover it. After the lightning cannon explodes, the steel bowl will explode very high … "A few stories high …"

Li Qingge glared at Zhao An as if he was hesitating on the spot. "What's so disgusting about that? Hurry up and get to the point."

"I just wanted you to understand the power of a thunderbolt cannon's explosion … At that time, the school's toilets were built on the second floor, and the upper floor was a place to pull them down. After that, the lower floor was a place to accumulate feces and urinate.

Li Qingge vaguely guessed what Zhao An was going to say. He couldn't help but reveal a disgusted, nervous and interested expression as he tightly held onto Zhao An's shoulder.

"There's a teacher in the school, and I hate him because he always punishes me for standing... One year at the start of school, I held back from letting out all of my thunders for the winter vacation. When it was the start of school, I waited for him to go to the toilet and threw my thunders under his squat. He … "Haha …"

After saying that, Zhao An could no longer hold back his laughter. The most important thing was to describe how disgusting it felt to be able to say it.

Li Qingge felt disgusted, but also amused. She slapped the wall of the private room with all her might, "So you've always been so annoying. What happened after that? Didn't he catch you and throw you into the toilet?"

"No... He didn't even dare to come out and capture me. But then I ended up in a miserable state. I was punished by my mother and cleaned for the whole semester. " Zhao An sighed. He couldn't bear to recall the past, "In fact, other than this matter, most of the time, I have performed quite well in school. I am a good student."

"You've already gone overboard with your actions, so you can be considered a good student!" Li Qingge laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes. Was it true that girls were born inferior to boys in terms of being naughty and mischievous? Fortunately, this talent wasn't something to be proud of, and Li Qingge wouldn't sigh at herself for not being able to match up to Zhao An in this aspect.

"Alright, I'm done. What about you?" Zhao An asked.

"I... "I …" When it was Li Qingge's turn, she started to stutter again. Why did Zhao An keep saying something so serious? It seemed hard to find something as annoying as he did.

"Tell me quickly, don't be slow!" Zhao An urged.

"I'm not as naughty as you. The most naughty thing I've ever done is to fight with others. It was just that they had fought a little too many times … "On average, it happens once every three days. In any case, no one dares to provoke me anymore. My mom saw that I was especially good at fighting, so she told me to follow my sister and learn kung fu." Li Qingge said indifferently. In any case, he couldn't say the most naughty things.

Zhao An looked suspiciously at Li Qingge. This expression, this content, was obviously perfunctory.

"Alright, tell me more."

"No, I won't tell you until you tell me the truth." Zhao An wasn't someone who would suffer such a loss.

"Tell me quickly, I've already told you the truth!" Li Qingge waved her fist and said.

"Nope."

"Yes!"

"Are you going to say or not!"

"Don't say it!" Zhao An's attitude was firm.

Li Qingge started to get angry again, because this was a topic that she liked, but he actually stopped talking about it in the end. Li Qingge slapped the wall a few more times before snorting and said with a straight face, "Stingy, you aren't willing to take any losses. I'll just say it!" It was also when I was very young that I remembered that my parents slept in separate rooms, and I slept in my own room. And then one day my uncle came to my house and I forgot what he was saying, anyway he talked to my parents for a long time, and I played with toys around, and in the end he said he wanted my mother and my father to sleep in the same room at night, so that night I hid under my mother's bed, and then my father went into my room, and he didn't say two words, and I forgot what he was saying, and my mother chased my father out, and then she pulled me out from under the bed and beat my ass until I couldn't figure out how she found me! "

"So you were this early …" "You actually did such a thing!" Zhao An sighed with emotion. Eavesdropping on his parents' families was not a rare occurrence. He had never thought that Li Qingge would have a criminal record in this area since she was very young. According to her description, she should not even be ten years old at that time.

"What are you thinking!" Li Qingge hurriedly tried to defend herself, "I didn't know anything at the time. I just felt that it was natural for us to sleep separately, because we had always slept separately. I also heard that when parents sleep together, they give birth to a brother. I just want to know how my brother was born, so I hid under the bed! "

Zhao An was laughing so hard that tears were about to come out of his eyes. Who would have thought that such a tall and beautiful girl who had the highest academic performance in the province would be so silly like this?

"Don't laugh!" Li Qingge glared angrily at Zhao An. When she saw that he was laughing so hard that tears came out of his eyes, she was infected by his laughter. Then she started to laugh as well.

Li Qingge laughed, but didn't laugh. She raised her fist and hit Zhao An. "I told you to laugh, I told you not to laugh. I didn't laugh as much as you did just now!"

Zhao An dodged Li Qingge's fist and patted the wall of the private box. He stood up and shouted with a smile, "Alright, alright, stop laughing. Do you know how your brother was born now? "

"Of course I know it now!" Li Qingge said without hesitation. As a girl who was about to reach adulthood, how could she not know about this?

"Then how was it born?" Zhao An winked at her.

He was flirting with her again, so she wouldn't mention such a topic to him. Thinking about the perverted website from the browser, the girl's moans from next door, and the incident with her little brother just now, Li Qingge's face was already hot from all the talking. She kneeled on the sofa and raised her fist to hit Zhao An, "It's been a long time since I've fought, right?"

Zhao An quickly grabbed Li Qingge's two fists. Although her attacks weren't really heavy, how could anyone just take a beating and not retaliate? Zhao An grabbed her fist and pressed her down on the sofa, preventing her from continuing her tormenting. He shouted, "Speak when you say it.

"Who asked you to speak such nonsense, I will hit you!" Li Qingge didn't want to argue with him. She was kneeling on the sofa with her head pressed against Zhao An's chest.

Zhao An wasn't prepared for this. He installed the box on the wall, turned around, and jumped onto the sofa. He held Li Qingge in his arms as he looked at her and threatened, "If you keep on making trouble, I'll kiss you!"

It was very difficult for Li Qingge to be scared off, but these words immediately caused her to not dare to move anymore.