"I followed you both until you two entered the hotel." Ding Ling said.

"Why are you following us?" Niu Er was surprised.

"I just want to find out two questions: first, who threw shit all over me. Second, what are you two doing. After following you two, I carefully analyzed what happened. Finally, I came to the conclusion that you threw the shit. " Ding Ling said cunningly.

"Then you called me tonight to tell me the results of the analysis." Niu Er said in surprise.

He never dreamed that Ding Ling would follow him and analyze the whole story.

"Yes." Ding Ling said proudly, "brother Niu, your sister Ling, I'm smart enough."

"What's smart? It's pure wishful thinking." Niu Er said disapprovingly“ If it was my shit, I would have run far away. I would neither wash your shit, nor accompany you to the police station, nor come to drink with you now. "

Niu Er insists on one thing: death does not admit. As the saying goes: catch a traitor in bed, catch a thief and take stolen goods. You didn't get hard evidence. You just want me to confess by speculation. No way!

"Brother Niu, you are stubborn enough. It seems that you are a cow, very stubborn. " Ding Ling looked at Niu Er and said, "forget it, don't mention it. Come on, drink. "

Ding Ling picked up the wine glass again and touched Niu Er.

"I can't." Niu Er drank five glasses of red wine, blushed, dizzy and incoherent.

"As the old saying goes: drink and tell the truth. It seems that this is not effective. " Ding Ling shook his head.

"Why doesn't it work?" Niu Er asked.

"You're dizzy and won't tell the truth." Ding Ling smiled and said, "brother Niu, you are a ghost."

"What's wrong with me?" Niu Er asked discontentedly.

"You said there was only more than 30 yuan in your pocket. I asked you: you invited squint guests for dinner. Didn't you spend a penny?" Ding Ling asked.

"This... This..." Niu Er didn't expect Ding Ling to suddenly ask about dinner. He didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"It seems that you two have eaten for nothing." Ding Ling smiled and asked, "it's not delicious to eat free food. It's always necessary to have a few brushes."

"What brushes?" Niu Er doesn't understand.

"It means you have some skills." Ding Ling explained.

"We didn't eat free food." Niu Er doesn't want to tell Ding Ling about blackmailing the hotel landlady.

"Brother Niu, you treat and don't spend money. What's the matter?" Ding Ling asked.

"Niu Er said in a hurry," the hotel owner's wife is my relative. "

"What relatives are you?" Ding Ling asked.

"My aunt." Niu Er made up a lie casually.

"I think it should be your aunt." Ding Ling laughed.

Niu Er said more righteously, "it's not my aunt, it's my aunt."

"What's her name?" Ding Ling asked unexpectedly.

When Niu Eryi couldn't think of a suitable name, he said, "she... Her name is... Zhang..."

"Should it be Zhang San?" Ding Ling smiled and reminded.

"No, it's Zhang..."

Ding Ling interrupted Niu Er and said, "I followed you two and found that you two ran to three restaurants. Finally, I decided to eat in this restaurant. If the landlady of this hotel were really your aunt, you would have gone straight to this hotel. Brother Niu, you lied in front of me. You should tell the lie round. Don't make it full of flaws. "

"Hei hei..." seeing that the lie was exposed, Niu Er had to smile awkwardly.

"Tell me, how did you two eat free food?" Ding Ling insisted.

"The landlady was soft hearted. She heard that we didn't find a job and there was only a little money left in our pocket, so she gave us a free fee." Niu Er said.

"You are both big boys, not disabled people. If the landlady gave you two free, her hotel would have closed down and could survive today, hum! If you don't tell me, I'll ask the landlady myself. " Ding Ling said and took out his mobile phone.

"You... You know that landlady?" Niu Er was startled again and thought: how can such a big city know each other? It was a coincidence.

"Although I don't know the landlady, I remember her home phone number." Ding Ling dialed the phone as he said.

"Hey, is it the boss's wife... I want to ask: have two boys paid for dinner tonight?" Ding Ling asked.

Niu Er doesn't know how to answer the phone. He thought to himself: maybe Ding Ling didn't call at all, but just dialed a phone number casually and pretended to call. In fact, he just wanted to scare me so that I could confess.

Ding Ling listened to the phone for a while and said, "I see. Thank you."

Ding Ling put down the phone, picked up the towel and smoked the cow again.

"You, why did you smoke me again?" Niu Er wanted to hide, but he didn't. Although Ding Ling did not smoke heavily, the lantern grass could not beat the dead, but it was angry. Ding Ling beat Niu Er again and again, which made him feel uncomfortable.

"I smoked you because you pulled out some of my hair and cheated me to eat and drink." Ding Ling scolded. As soon as Niu Er heard this, he knew that Ding Ling had not fired a false shot just now, but really called“ At the gate of the police station, you said there was a bug on my head. Is that a lie? Originally, you want to find an excuse to pull my hair. " Ding Lingqi said“ Hei hei... "Niu Er can only laugh“ Brother Niu, I said you're a ghost. I didn't wrong you at all. " Ding Lingchen said strangely“ I was really forced to go to Liangshan, so I had to knock on the landlady for dinner. When I get rich, I'll give it back to her. " Niu ershan said“ Brother Niu, why do you look like a little gangster? You just do something out of tune. " Ding Ling criticized“ It's fun. "“ Is it fun? " Ding Ling stared at Niu Er and said“ Brother Niu, I charged you 150 yuan, and you hate me to the bone. Anyway, I took your money and organized the exam. You cheated others of dozens of yuan and framed them for failing to do a good job in hygiene. You say, "am I bad or are you bad?" Ding Ling asked“ I think we laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps, and the monk laughs at the bald man. " Niu Er answered“ I'm much better than you. " Ding Ling skimmed his mouth. Ding Ling took out another 100 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Niu Er together with the 150 yuan“ I only want my 150 yuan. " Niu Er returned 100 yuan to Ding Ling“ You should go to the hotel tomorrow to pay a gift for the 100 yuan, and then pay it back. I tell you: it's very difficult to do business now. It's not easy to earn some money. " Ding Ling said“ When I have the money, I'll give it back to her. " Niu Er said“ We are so clear about what to do, what yours and mine. Take it back first so that people won't scold you behind your back. " Ding Ling said“ The landlady didn't think we were cheating her. She thought her hair really fell into the dish. " Niu Er said. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.