Chapter 163

"Of course you're beautiful. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life." The little dog finished and pecked on the swallow's face. He tutted his tongue and said, "you have sugar on your face. It's so sweet."

"Puppy, how long have you not touched a woman?" Asked the swallow.

"Three months." The dog said greedily, "Alas, a healthy man like me can't live without a woman. I've been hungry for three months. I can't stand it."

"You have plenty of money and can't stand it. Why don't you go to the street to find a wild woman." Asked the swallow.

"I'm afraid of infectious diseases, hee hee... I want to live a few more years." "Too late for regrets," the puppy shook his head and said timidly. "If you are not infected with AIDS, you will be sorry. I have an acquaintance who went out to find a wild woman and contracted syphilis. His wife divorced him, and his daughter didn't recognize him. Even relatives didn't want to have more contact with him. Think about it, who is not afraid of being infected. As for him, he is also in pain. He takes injections and medicine all day. It is said that this disease is difficult to cure. "

"Puppy, you're afraid of death." The little swallow said with a smile.

"I'm still afraid of death. I'm afraid I can't die or live. I'll end up dead or alive." Said the little dog, putting his hand into the swallow's clothes.

"What are you touching?" The little swallow hit the dog's hand hard.

The little dog shrunk his hand and said unhappily, "you promised me to touch it on the road. Did you change your mind again?"

"I want to ask you a question. After asking, I promise to let you touch enough." Said the swallow.

"What question, you ask." The little dog was a little impatient. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"If you open a chain store here, who will manage it?" Asked the swallow.

The little dog knew as soon as he heard it. The little swallow wanted her to manage the hotel.

The dog thought: I don't even have food to eat and open a fart chain store. However, if I don't continue to cheat this woman, she won't sleep with herself.

"Do you need to ask? Of course it's up to you to run and manage. At that time, I'll appoint you as the general manager." The little dog vowed.

"Really?!" The little swallow was a little overjoyed.

"Of course it's true. I'm a man. How can I cheat?" The dog said firmly.

"As the saying goes: words have no basis. You write me a letter of commitment. "

The swallow broke free from the dog's arms. He took a piece of paper and a pen and handed it to the dog: "write down your commitment to let me be the general manager."

The dog's language level was poor. He didn't know how to write the letter of commitment. He scratched his head in embarrassment and asked, "how to write?"

"You can't even write a letter of commitment?" Little swallow is also a person who doesn't like learning. She doesn't know how to write a letter of commitment.

"What do you write? I mean what I say. As long as I open a restaurant here, I'll definitely let you be the general manager. " The dog thought: my promise is not deceptive. If I really open a restaurant, of course, I'll let you manage it. The problem is, I won't open a restaurant in my next life.

"Otherwise, you write: when you open a hotel, let little swallow be the general manager."

"This is easy to write." The dog spread out the paper and wrote it stroke by stroke. When he finished writing, he handed it to the swallow, "do you think it's ok?"

The little swallow looked carefully and said, "add another sentence: if you break your promise, you will compensate the little swallow 20000 yuan."

"OK, just write." The dog wrote neatly.

The little swallow looked and put the note away with satisfaction.

"Are you satisfied?" Asked the dog.

"Satisfied." The little swallow thought: if I became the general manager, the salted fish turned over.

"Let me touch it." The dog pulled the swallow into his arms.

"What's the meaning of touching? Let's go to take a mandarin duck bath together." The little swallow has a letter of commitment to be the general manager and feels that she should give the little dog something in return.

"Great." The dog hugged the swallow and got into the bathroom.

They rolled together in the bathtub.

In less than a week, the more than 2000 yuan brought by the dog was spent. No way, the dog had to tell another lie, saying that his mother wouldn't let him run a hotel in other places, and that he had a quarrel with his mother, so his mother cut off his financial source.

The little swallow was very angry. I thought: in order to be the general manager of this hotel, I gave you my body. Now I can't be the general manager. I can't even make a living here.

When the little swallow was angry, he came up with a bad idea to let the little dog pretend to be hijacked by gangsters and sell the little dog's son.

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"What are you doing? Get down!" Xiao Fang's loud drink interrupted the dog's thoughts.

"Xiao Fang, I was really fooled by that woman. Otherwise, I wouldn't have made such a big mistake." The little dog sighed.

"By the way, I have to add another one to the three chapters: you are not allowed to come back with that woman in the future." Xiao Fang said.

"I don't want to associate with her for a long time. That woman just wants to covet my money." Said the dog angrily“ She's blind and wants to covet your money. I looked at the woman's shrewd appearance. Why did I take a fancy to you, a bear and straw bag man. " Xiao Fang skimmed her mouth“ It seems that she is not even as good as me. "“ Xiao Fang, of course she's not as good as you. She can't equal your little finger. " The little dog flattered“ What's the woman's name? "“ I only know her nickname is little swallow. " The dog answered“ Hum! The nickname sounds so good. I think it's a night owl. Whoever she pesters is unlucky. " Xiaofang stared at the dog and said, "in the future, you are not allowed to have any contact with her. If you violate this article, double the punishment."“ Xiao Fang, you have a hundred and twenty hearts on this one. Now, I have the heart to kill her. Can I still communicate with her? " The little dog tilted his mouth in disdain“ I don't listen to what you say. You say ten thousand words, and none of them fit into my ears. I only see what you have done. "“ Xiao Fang, why does my head ache? Is my blood pressure high? " The little dog tried to avoid these five whips“ I don't care if your head hurts or your ass hurts. Anyway, you can't escape these five whips. Get down! "“ Xiaofang, you are a woman. Women's hearts are kind and soft. You see, I have a headache and stomachache. I only have half my life left. Please spare me this time. " The dog still wants to make the last struggle“ I said 123, if you don't lie down, you'll add a whip. 1... 2... "Xiao Fang looked blue and counted. The dog knew that the situation was gone. The five whips could not escape, so he had to lie down honestly. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.