Niu Er hugged Xiao Fang's waist and walked home. He comforted, "don't be afraid, you can't turn over the boat in the gutter. I'll stay at your house for two days according to the original plan and return home the day after tomorrow. "

In the evening, Niu Er slept in a bed with his nine year old brother-in-law.

In the middle of the night, my brother-in-law peed in bed, so that Niu didn't sleep well all night.

At dawn, Niu Er was trying to get back to sleep, but Xiao Fang woke him up.

"Brother Niu, the grave robber came to the door." Xiaofang said in a fuss.

"Isn't the grave robber locked up? Why did he come here?" Niu Er asked puzzled.

"Get up quickly. He's waiting for you in the yard." Xiao Fang urged.

Niu Er yawned and went out of the door. He looked at the tomb robber and asked, "how did you get released?"

"Brother, I've come to say goodbye to you. Otherwise, I'll leave quietly. I'm sorry for you." Said the grave robber in a strange manner.

When Niu Er saw the grave robber's carefree look, he concluded that he didn't sneak out.

"You haven't answered me yet. Who let you out?" Niu Er asked.

"Brother, you are really good at asking this question. Who has the most power in this village? Of course, the director of the village committee. If the director doesn't speak, who dares to let me go. " The grave robber looked down on Niu Er.

"Did you bribe the director of the village committee?" Niu Er thought to himself: he must have applied the suit he dealt with me last night to the director.

"Hee hee, several people in the village committee tried me. Even if I wanted to bribe the director, I didn't have a chance. However, my brain melon seeds were smart. I had an idea and thought: if I can't bribe the director, I'll bribe the village committee. Ha ha... "The grave robber laughed.

"Bribe the village committee. What do you mean?" Niu didn't realize it when he was 21.

"Brother, I said to the interrogator: I am willing to take 1000 yuan to compensate for the loss of tomb theft. After hearing this, the village committee whispered to me and said: 1000 yuan is less, at least 2000 yuan. As soon as I heard it, I immediately agreed. So, just now, I accompanied the people of the village committee to take out the money I had hidden. As soon as the money is paid, I will be free. " Said the grave robber happily.

"You're really good, but I warn you: don't do such immoral things again, otherwise you won't be so cheap next time you touch my hand. Then I'll take you directly to the police station. When you get there, you won't be able to play this trick of bribery. " Niu Er stared at the grave robber and said.

"Brother, that's not necessarily true. As the old saying goes: money can make the devil grind. As long as you have money, you can go anywhere. " Said the grave robber proudly.

"Don't forget, you won't work with me." Niu Er warned.

"Brother, I think you are too wronged. You worked hard to catch me. You could have got 3000 yuan, but because of your stubbornness and ignorance, you didn't eat the food at your mouth." The grave robber sighed as if he felt sorry for Niu Er.

"Hey, since the village committee let you go, get out of here. What are you talking about here?" Niu Er said impatiently.

"Brother, by the way, I forgot to tell you one thing. Last night, you smoked my fifteen belt and puffed my ass. the director of the village committee said: I have to ask Niu Er to give you some compensation. Therefore, when I came to your house, in addition to saying goodbye to you, I also had a second task, that is, to ask for compensation. " Said the grave robber solemnly.

"You... You want compensation?" Xiaofang was surprised.

"Yes. Strictly speaking, it's not what I want, but the director of the village committee took the initiative to ask you to give me some compensation. Otherwise, I can't pay for my ass. " Said the grave robber righteously.

"What did the director say?" Niu Er doesn't believe it. Thought: Although the director has no level and grade, he will not confuse black and white to solve the case. I caught the grave robber. I not only failed, but I did.

"Of course, the director said. He asked me to come to you first and said I would come in person later to urge you to compensate me." The grave robber blinked and said, "brother, you lost your life. You don't want the 3000 yuan you got. Now it's better. Instead, you have to paste some money."

Niu Er was very angry, but he held his anger and asked calmly, "how much does the director want me to pay?"

"Lose a fart. He deserved to be killed for stealing tombs. If you want to compensate, let the village committee compensate. " Xiao Fang shouted angrily.

"Xiao Fang, leave it alone. I'll deal with it." Niu Er said.

"Director, I can't swallow it." Xiao Fang stamped her foot and said.

"Xiao Fang, calm down." Niu Er thought to himself: it's unbearable for the director of the village committee to take revenge for public and private affairs and frame up a good man so blatantly.

"The director told you to pay 1000 yuan." Said the grave robber.

"Compensate... Compensate you a thousand yuan?" Niu Er's eyes widened.

"Yes, even I'm a little embarrassed about this number. In fact, according to my idea, I'll pay ten yuan or eight yuan."

The grave robber smiled and said, "since the director has made an offer, I'd better obey my orders." Said the grave robber triumphantly.

"Well, now that the director has issued an order, I have nothing to say. Come on, I'll get you the money. " Niu Er said politely“ Brother Niu, you... Do you really want to compensate him? " Xiaofang felt very strange and thought: Why did Niu Er suddenly become so timid? Was he even afraid of a small director? Niu Er and Xiao Fang winked quietly. The grave robber thought Niu Er was afraid of the director and had to pay the compensation. Therefore, he followed Niu Er into the house. As soon as he entered the house, Niu Er pulled the grave robber to the ground with a backhand. There was no room for the tomb robber to shout. Niu Ershun grabbed a piece of rotten cloth and stuffed it into the tomb robber's mouth“ Xiao Fang, get a rope. " Niu Er said. Xiao Fang took a rope and handed it to Niu Er. Niu Er tied the grave robber firmly. Then he said to Xiao Fang, "go and see if there is anyone outside?" Xiao Fang went out to have a look and said to Niu Er, "there are no ghosts outside."“ OK. " Niu Er carried the tomb robber out of the house. He opened the lid of a large jar under the eaves and threw the tomb robber into the empty jar. Niu Er finished the cylinder head and pressed a pile of junk toys on it. Niu Er clapped his hands and said, "all right. Later, the director of the village committee came and insisted that there were no grave robbers. Let the boy stay in the tank all day and clean him up in the evening. Damn it, it's blind to dare to blackmail my money. " Xiaofang said with a smile, "just now, I thought you would really pay compensation."“ Xiao Fang, do you think I'm a bully? Damn it, I think your family is in the palm of the director's hand. Otherwise, he will be surprised if I don't kill him. " Niu Er said gnashing his teeth. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.