Chapter 529

As soon as Niu Er entered Heiniu's house, sister-in-law Huang asked in surprise, "Niu Er, where's your coat? Was it robbed?"

Niu Er sighed and said, "Huang Ma, you are right. The village is really restless."

"You've really been robbed. Report the case quickly." Hurry up, yelled Mrs. Huang.

Niu Er turned a white eye on sister-in-law Huang and said, "the robber is the village head. Is it useful to report the case?"

"Does the village head like your jacket?" Sister-in-law Huang said disdainfully, "the village head is too mean. Even your clothes are jealous. What's the difference with bandits."

Heiniu's father said regretfully, "Niu Er, I knew I would be robbed by the village head. It's better to give me my jacket."

Mrs. Huang stared at her husband and asked, "do you like the jacket on Niu Er, too?"

Heiniu's father smiled and said, "I fell in love with Niu Er's jacket at the first sight. I'm sorry to ask if I want it."

Mrs. Huang laughed quickly.

Black girl's father asked puzzled, "old woman, what are you laughing at?"

Mrs. Huang said happily, "I can't imagine that my husband's eyes and bald head are the same level as the village head. It's really good!"

"What's the use of doing it? It's not that the village head got there first." Black girl's father said with regret.

Niu Er smiled and said, "uncle, you want a jacket. I'll buy one for you and send it."

Heiniu's father sighed and said, "Niu Er, if only you were my son-in-law, alas! It's a pity that I'm not blessed. "

Mrs. Huang stared at her husband and said, "is a jacket more important than incense? I don't know how important it is. To tell you the truth, I also want Niu Er to be the door-to-door son-in-law, but Niu Er can't do that. I can only let him stand aside. "

Black girl and Bruce Lee came out of the inner room.

Niu Er smiled and asked, "do you two take a nap?"

The black girl glared at the cow and said unhappily, "sleep!"

Quick talking sister-in-law Huang said, "black girl, call your friends and classmates quickly and let them come to have a wedding wine tomorrow night."

Mrs. Huang said to her husband again, "you go door to door and tell everyone that our black girl is going to recruit a son-in-law."

Seeing that it was late, Niu Er said to the driver and Bruce Lee, "it's none of our business. Go back to the small town hotel."

Sister-in-law Huang said, "remember to come early tomorrow and help."

The next day, the wedding of black girl and Bruce Lee was very smooth and grand.

Those who made trouble in their bridal chamber didn't leave until late at night.

Niu Er went back to town with the driver.

Before leaving, Niu Er said to Bruce Lee, "you are the groom tonight. Be gentle with the black girl."

Bruce Lee smiled and said, "thanks to brother Niu, otherwise, I will never marry a daughter-in-law in my life."

"Have an unforgettable wedding night." Niu Er smiled vaguely, got on the bus and left Heiniu's house.

For Bruce Lee, this night really made him unforgettable.

As soon as the bridal chamber maker left, Bruce Lee said greedily to black girl, "let's go to bed. I've been tired all day. Mom, my waist is sour and my back hurts."

Black girl also beat her waist and said, "getting married is more tired than doing things. I'm falling apart."

"Black girl, I'll help you undress." Bruce Lee said politely.

The black girl glared and scolded, "don't touch me."

Bruce Lee asked, "black girl, from tonight on, you will be my wife. Can't I start with you?"

"No! If I let you move, you can move. Otherwise, you are playing a rogue! " Said the black girl angrily.

Bruce Lee said discontentedly, "black girl, I'm your husband. You... How do you say I play hooligans?"

Black girl took a quilt from the bed, threw it on the chair and said, "Bruce Lee, you'll sleep on the floor tonight."

"You... You let me make a floor? This... This... "Bruce Lee's eyes widened. He was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

"What a fart! It's cheap for me to let you make a floor shop. If you answer back again, I'll let you get out of your bridal chamber! " Said the black girl viciously.

"Black girl, are you... Are you reasonable?" Bruce Lee asked.

"Why am I unreasonable?" Asked the black girl.

Bruce Lee said angrily, "black girl, on wedding night, how can you let me sleep on the floor alone?"

The black girl slapped the table and asked, "Bruce Lee, did I tell you that I want artificial insemination?"

"Yes, I agree. Does it have anything to do with us sleeping together?" Bruce Lee was confused.

Black girl said angrily, "I want artificial insemination because I want to have some healthy and smart children and be a senior official and rich man in the future. What if you sleep with me tonight and get pregnant? Didn't it upset my plan for artificial insemination? "

Bruce Lee finally figured out that black girl didn't let him go to bed because she was worried about being pregnant.

Bruce Lee muttered, "I can wear a condom, so I won't get pregnant."“ Where is the cover? " The black girl asked fiercely. Bruce Lee patted his head and said dejectedly, "I forgot about buying a condom."“ I knew you forgot, so I let you make a floor. " Bruce Lee has already set up a small tent in his crotch. He originally planned to fight black girl for three rounds, but now he can't even touch black girl. Bruce Lee was really unwilling. He took out his mobile phone and asked Niu Er for help“ Brother Niu, do you have a condom? " Niu Ergang lay down. He asked, "what suit?"“ It's just a way for couples to do things. " Bruce Lee asked shyly“ Oh, what do you want a condom for? " Niu Er asked suspiciously“ Brother Niu, it's the black girl who wants me to wear a condom. Otherwise, she won't let me go to bed. " Bruce Lee said wrongfully. Niu Er understands“ Hello, Bruce Lee, I don't have that toy here. " Niu Er said“ Brother Niu, you... Why don't you have a condom? " Bruce Lee asked puzzled“ Bruce Lee, I don't have a wife, I don't have a lover, and I don't chat up a street girl. You say, "what do I want a condom for?" Niu Er said“ Brother Niu, find a way for me, or I won't even touch the black girl tonight. " Bruce Lee said sadly. Niu Er smiled and persuaded, "Bruce Lee, black girl is already your wife. She can't run. Why care about this night." Bruce Lee said sadly, "tonight is my wedding night. It's the most meaningful night in my life. If I sleep on the floor, I'll be laughed off." Niu Er ho ho smiled and said, "Bruce Lee, where do you want me to find you a condom in the middle of the night?" Bruce Lee complained: "brother Niu, you... Why don't you play with women? If you play with women, you won't have condoms around." Niu Er said discontentedly, "Bruce Lee, you are not authentic. In order to find a condom, you don't hesitate to let me play with women and get sick." This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.