Chapter 799

The brain bag said, "boss, it's time for lunch. Let's go to dinner."

"Come on, let's go to lunch. After eating, bring one back to the thin monkey. At this time, the thin monkey doesn't dare to eat at the swallow's house, otherwise it will annoy the swallow's father."

The brain bag skimmed his mouth and said, "this thin monkey really doesn't know how to kiss her just two days after knowing the little swallow. It's too outrageous. If you don't smoke him today, he will sleep with the little swallow tomorrow."

"Yes, fortunately, he just kissed the swallow on the mouth, otherwise we would fall into his hands." The bald little beggar said in fear.

At lunch, the swallow secretly asked the bald little beggar, "brother, why didn't the thin monkey come to dinner?"

"The thin monkey made a mistake and is reflecting at home."

The little swallow said disapprovingly, "what mistake did the thin monkey make? He just kissed me on the mouth."

The bald little beggar asked, "you kissed the thin monkey. Didn't your father scold you or beat you?"

"No, he didn't hit me or scold me. He just said, let me stay away from the thin monkey in the future. Don't be fooled by him."

It's strange that the bald little beggar's father didn't scold his daughter. It's a little abnormal.

"Little swallow, you kissed the thin monkey. Who put it forward?" Asked the bald little beggar.

The bald little beggar wanted to ask the whole story of kissing.

"I want to kiss, but the thin monkey doesn't dare. I said to the thin monkey: kiss, what are you afraid of?"

"Did you propose to kiss first?" The bald little beggar was startled. He never dreamed that the little swallow should be so open. It seems that he wronged the thin monkey. The thin monkey's mistake just shouldn't stand the temptation of the little swallow.

"Yes, I put it forward. What does it matter to kiss? Don't those men and women in movies and TV often kiss?" The little swallow said disapprovingly.

The bald little beggar is speechless. It's bad luck to meet such a well-informed little girl.

"Little swallow, your father just beat the thin monkey and warned him not to touch your finger again. What about you? Stay away from the thin monkey in the future. If your father sees it, the thin monkey will be killed by your father. I think you don't want the thin monkey to be killed. " Said the bald little beggar.

The little swallow said sadly, "I like thin monkeys. I don't want him to be killed by my father."

The bald little beggar advised, "since you don't want the thin monkey to be killed, don't associate with him again. If you two want to come again, your father will really kill the thin monkey."

The little swallow sobbed and said, "I like thin monkeys. I want to marry him."

"Ah! You... You're going to marry a thin monkey? " The bald little beggar asked in surprise.

"Yes, the thin monkey has promised to marry me."

The bald little beggar was startled and asked, "you said that the thin monkey has promised to marry you?"

"Yes, the thin monkey promised." The little swallow answered with oath.

It's outrageous for a thin monkey to cheat a girl in the countryside. This behavior is really bad.

"Asshole! Big bastard! " The bald beggar shouted.

The big head came over and asked, "boss, who are you scolding?"

"Who else can I scold? Scold that bastard thin monkey."

"Boss, if you scold the thin monkey here, he can't hear it. It's useless to scold."

The bald little beggar patted his thigh fiercely and said angrily, "we have to drive the thin monkey back. He can't stay in xiaoliuzhuang, otherwise, we will be involved."

The brain bag asked, "the problem of thin monkeys has been settled with money."

"It's just that he kissed the swallow. Now, there's a bigger problem."

"What's the problem?" The brain bag asked puzzled.

"The thin monkey is going to marry the little swallow. They are going to elope." Said the bald little beggar angrily.

The big head smiled and said, "the thin monkey wants to elope with the little swallow. Where are they going? You can't wander on the street. "

The bald little beggar thought, too. The thin monkey said he wanted to marry the swallow, but he lied to the swallow. However, if the thin monkey really eloped with the swallow on a whim, it would be a big disaster.

The bald little beggar thought for a while. He decided to use the swallow's father again to threaten the thin monkey.

The bald little beggar shouted, "uncle, come out."

The swallow's father came out of the house and asked, "what's up?"

The bald little beggar and the swallow's father whispered for a while.

The swallow's father nodded and asked, "I did it for you. How much do you give me?"

The bald little beggar took out another 1000 yuan and stuffed it to the swallow's father.

The little swallow's father rushed out of the door and went straight to the old bachelor's house.

The thin monkey was lying on the Kang groaning when he suddenly saw the little swallow's father rush in. The thin monkey trembled with fear. A Gulu got up from the bed and asked timidly, "uncle, what are you... What are you doing here?" Without saying a word, the little swallow's father dragged the thin monkey out of bed, dragged it into the yard and tied it to a big tree. Then, he took off the thin monkey's pants, raised his belt and beat it mindlessly“ Mom, help! " The thin monkey shouted hoarsely. The swallow's father whipped ten lashes in a row and said fiercely, "thin monkey, you're so bold to abduct my daughter. I'll kill you today!" The thin monkey explained, "uncle, I didn't want to abduct your daughter."“ You still want to deny it. The little swallow told me that you want to marry her. " The thin monkey shouted wronged and explained, "uncle, it's your daughter who wants to marry me. I can't bear to refuse her, so I answered casually. In fact, I just coaxed her."“ Are you telling the truth? " The little swallow's father snapped“ Uncle, really, I didn't lie to you. You think, I'm a little beggar. I don't even have a house. If I want to marry the swallow, we can only wander in the street. " When the swallow's father beat the thin monkey, the bald little beggar and the brain bag were lying on the wall, watching the excitement. The big head smiled and said, "this thin monkey doesn't dare to provoke the little swallow anymore. Look at his ass, it's all monkey ass." The bald little beggar snorted and said angrily, "you deserve it. Don't let the thin monkey taste the power. He has to go to the house to uncover the tiles." The thin monkey's ass was beaten red“ Do you dare to associate with the swallow in the future? " Asked the swallow's father“ No, no more. I promise I won't say a word to the swallow in the future. " The thin monkey cried. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.