Chapter 1130

"Sister, I'm drinking morning tea with Niu Er now. Niu Er says I'm getting fat. I don't believe it. Niu Er asks me to weigh myself."

Xiaofang said, "the scale is under the bed in my bedroom. Go and get it yourself. Xiao Suo, although you've only been in town for a month, I can see that you've really gained weight. "

Xiaosuo said discontentedly, "sister, you see I'm getting fat. Why don't you remind me? Fortunately, brother Niu reminded me now. Otherwise, I'll eat and drink a lot. Maybe I'll become a big fat pig in two months. At that time, I'll be ugly. The dog will certainly be dissatisfied. Maybe he doesn't want to marry me."

Xiaofang said quietly, "Xiaosuo, people's puppies have become monks. You still have that spring dream. I think you should wake up from your dream, or be realistic and find a man who can live and treat you."

Xiaosuo said unhappily, "the dog will come back. Maybe in a few days, the dog will come back."

"How did you know the dog was coming back? Did the dog get in touch with you? " Xiaofang asked.

"I speculated by myself. I speculated that the dog could not bear the hardships of becoming a monk. He would come back in a few days. Well, sister, I'm going to have morning tea. "

Xiaosuo hung up Xiaofang's phone and said, "brother Niu, you're right. My sister really has a scale, and my sister also said I've gained weight."

Niu Er comforted: "Xiaosuo, you are taller than your sister. Moreover, you are thin. It would be better to get a little fat."

Xiaosuo asked vaguely, "brother Niu, do you like women to be fat or thin?"

Niu Er replied, "it doesn't matter if the woman I like is fat or thin."

Xiao Suo ate happily. After a while, he swept away the breakfast on the table.

Niu Er smiled and asked, "Xiaosuo, you seem not afraid of getting fat?"

Xiaosuo said, "I'm going to lose weight from tomorrow. Today is the last day of my natural and unrestrained life. From tomorrow, I'll be frugal. I'll eat less meat and rice. Mom, I can't stand this sin."

Niu Erquan said, "Xiaosuo, don't go too far. You'd better take it easy and pay a little attention to eating. There's no need to deliberately lose weight."

Xiaosuo stood up. She turned around and asked, "brother Niu, is my ass big?"

Niu Er half joked, "Xiaosuo, where can I see that you are wearing woolen pants?"

Xiao Suo glared at Niu Er and asked, "brother Niu, you mean, let me take off my pants and show you my ass, so that you can see fat and thin, right?"

Niu Er quickly waved his hand and clarified: "Xiaosuo, don't get me wrong. I don't dare think so. I just said that you can't see the fat and thin ass in your pants. I think you'd better take off your pants and look in the mirror. You can see your ass with two mirrors."

The little lock frowned and said, "I can't see it by myself."

Niu Er said, "if you can't see it yourself, will you let your sister see it for you?"

Xiao Suo rolled his eyes at Niu Er and said, "brother Niu, I think your bald head is very accurate. It makes you look more reliable."

Niu Er quickly waved his hands and refused: "little lock, don't forget, you're still a big girl. How can a man see your ass."

Xiao Suo sat down, looked at Niu Er faintly and said, "brother Niu, I like you and would like you to see my ass."

Niu Er was startled and hurriedly said, "don't talk nonsense. You're still a big girl. No matter what you do, you should be decent and don't cross the line too much."

Niu Er changed the subject and asked, "Xiao Suo, have you been walking in the street for several days and haven't seen the dog at all?"

Xiaosuo shook his head in disappointment and said, "I'm walking around the street like looking for a needle in a haystack. Where can I find a puppy. I think it's only 1% possible to find a puppy when walking around the street. "

"So what? Little lock, do you have a better way? "

Xiao Suo stopped and said, "I... I have a way."

"Tell me, what's a good way? I'll see if it's feasible."

Xiao Suo smiled and said, "in fact, I want to post some missing notices, attach a picture of the dog on the revelation, and then write: provide valuable clues and pay 10000 yuan. I think it might work. "

Niu Er denied: "Xiaosuo, this method is not feasible. Because the dog is not a missing person, but wants to become a monk himself. Therefore, if you post a notice of looking for someone, it's a bit wrong. Besides, doggie's mother doesn't want to find him. Go and post this notice. If doggie's mother sees it, she may blame you. "

Xiaosuo said, "yes, if I put up a notice to find someone, puppy's mother will be unhappy. She will call me and say that she has a clue and let me meet her. When I meet, I will scold me severely, and maybe she will turn me over to the police."

As soon as Xiaosuo mentioned the police, Niu Er said, "when you mention the police, I have an idea. In fact, I can call the police and say that the dog is missing. Let the police find it. Maybe the police will have a way." Xiaosuo blurted out: "I reported..." Xiaosuo said half, and swallowed the second half. Niu Er asked, "Xiaosuo, have you called the police?" Xiaosuo quickly shook his head and explained, "how could I call the police? I can't remember the move to call the police." Niu Er saw that Xiaosuo must have called the police. Just now, Xiaosuo said half of what she said. Although she braked, it has been indicated that she called the police. Niu Er said faintly, "Xiaosuo, did you really call the police?"“ I didn't call the police. I really didn't call the police. How could I call the police? " Niu Er smiled and said, "you are a smart man. Naturally, you won't call the police at will. In fact, if you call the police without any evidence, the police will think you are a fake police, and maybe they will investigate the criminal responsibility of the police." Xiaosuo was frightened and quickly asked, "brother Niu, if you call the police, will the police investigate the responsibility of the police?"“ Of course, doggie is a monk himself. If you call the police and say he is missing, isn't it cheating the police? Of course, the police will track down the policeman and maybe detain him. " Xiaosuo trembled with fear and asked, "brother Niu, if the alarm man uses a public telephone to call the police, he doesn't leave fingerprints when calling the police and holds his nose when talking, can the police find the alarm man?" When Xiaosuo said this, he exposed his identity as the policeman. Niu Er suddenly wanted to laugh. Unexpectedly, Xiaosuo was so cunning. She called the police with a public telephone. When she called the police, she held her nose and changed her voice. There were no fingerprints on the microphone. It can be seen that this Xiaosuo is really mature. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.